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Myk Murphy:
does your better half enjoy the new viewing options, too?
(Mon Jul 31, 2000 - 1:22:08 pm)
Cushca:
I did karaoke once. In a bar down a backstreet in the City full of Japanese businessman. I butchered Who Do You Think You Are? by the Spice Girls. And I danced. Oh, how I danced.
(Mon Jul 31, 2000 - 1:26:13 pm)
Cushca:
Does your bird watch the Apes Do Needlepoint channel?
(Mon Jul 31, 2000 - 1:27:04 pm)
Chewing Wax:
my bird hasn't fully adapted to the new overwhelming selection. She falls back on her Xena and Hercules whenever possilbe. Ape Xena.
(Mon Jul 31, 2000 - 1:45:05 pm)
Chewing Wax:
on channel 13,867 - The Ape Xena and Hercules Channel.
(Mon Jul 31, 2000 - 1:46:31 pm)
The Rob and Alex Show:
Rob: Come on, let me poke your belly
Alex: No.
Rob: Ah, come on, just once.
Alex: No.
(Mon Jul 31, 2000 - 1:52:05 pm)
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(Mon Jul 31, 2000 - 1:55:43 pm)
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..Spare brains?
(Mon Jul 31, 2000 - 2:01:48 pm)
Myk Murphy:
cushca's spice girls performance is on channel 2,397 and repeats every 10 minutes. thanks for watching.
(Mon Jul 31, 2000 - 2:04:26 pm)
The Rob and Alex Show:
Rob: Ah come on. I'll give you a dollarAlex: No.Rob: Oh please. Five dollars!Alex: No.
(Mon Jul 31, 2000 - 2:16:52 pm)
Chewing Wax:
I'm watching the Wonder Woman with Debra Winger as Wonder Girl. Excellent.
(Mon Jul 31, 2000 - 2:22:53 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Almost nothing cuter in this entire world than a 20 year old Debra Winger in a Wonder Girl outfit.
(Mon Jul 31, 2000 - 2:42:59 pm)
Myk Murphy:
you should get out more.
(Mon Jul 31, 2000 - 2:56:15 pm)
Chewing Wax:
I don't follow you
(Mon Jul 31, 2000 - 3:00:23 pm)
Sleepy:
Good morning. It says on the Far Side calendar today:- "Swiss National Day Horses' Birthday'. What the? Maybe there should be a comma after Day. Which horses? All horses?
(Tue Aug 1, 2000 - 5:52:13 am)
Sleepy:
Hoof.
(Tue Aug 1, 2000 - 5:52:47 am)
Dr GB:
It's important for Jan F Horse to have a day too you know. John F Horse cannot expect to be the centre of attention all the time. Hoof.
(Tue Aug 1, 2000 - 6:07:28 am)
Dr GB:
I knew it. I just knew it. "A baker from Somerset has spent ten weeks creating a cake fit for a Queen Mother and has iced it with sugar mixed with a special ingredient - gin. "
(Tue Aug 1, 2000 - 7:09:54 am)
Myk Murphy:
good morning! equestrian humor always goes over my head.
(Tue Aug 1, 2000 - 9:24:51 am)
Chewing Wax:
Good morning
(Tue Aug 1, 2000 - 9:26:57 am)
Cushca:
Afternoon bastards. Those balloons don't move.
(Tue Aug 1, 2000 - 9:30:38 am)
Myk Murphy:
i knew we should have used helium!
(Tue Aug 1, 2000 - 9:32:07 am)
Dr GB:
They don't move do they. But apart from that, Beardie just phoned - the wedding rings have been obtained. Joy!!!!!
(Tue Aug 1, 2000 - 9:59:39 am)
Chewing Wax:
Find suitable decorations and post them and I'll replace the balloons. Actually, they are moving. Stare at them for a while and you'll see.
(Tue Aug 1, 2000 - 10:00:38 am)
Sleepy:
Woo hoo! Rings!!!
(Tue Aug 1, 2000 - 10:03:58 am)
Dr GB:
Yes! Rings! And the unfortunate thing is that the guy had to put more diamonds in my wedding ring than we had originally planned. Dammit! What am I going to do, complain about that do you think?
(Tue Aug 1, 2000 - 10:06:42 am)
Myk Murphy:
i'm fond of onion rings, in particular.
(Tue Aug 1, 2000 - 10:07:00 am)
Dr GB:
I have found a suitable replacement for the balloons. It is a picture of me and the Bird trying on our wedding outfits. Wanna see?
(Tue Aug 1, 2000 - 10:07:59 am)
Dr GB:
(Tue Aug 1, 2000 - 10:08:12 am)
Dr GB:
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
(Tue Aug 1, 2000 - 10:08:21 am)
Cushca:
My puffy sleeve is almost as big as my head. And weighs as much too, I'll wager.
(Tue Aug 1, 2000 - 10:10:53 am)
Dr GB:
She loves it. She never tells any of her friends about the horrendous bridesmaid outfit I made her wear.
(Tue Aug 1, 2000 - 10:18:03 am)
Dr GB:
You love it, slag
(Tue Aug 1, 2000 - 10:18:20 am)