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Heruka:
$46 for that long sleeve tshirt? good god!
(Tue Nov 4, 2003 - 5:19:36 pm)

Myk Murphy:
i think that the horseshoe panties are a good onstage look for you, bela. it matches the album cover nicely.
(Tue Nov 4, 2003 - 5:36:52 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Vote vote vote. What's crushed velvet?
(Tue Nov 4, 2003 - 9:35:18 pm)

Heruka:
velvet that's been sat on by a fat women for a minimum of 10 minutes.
(Tue Nov 4, 2003 - 11:25:04 pm)

Froupie:
crushed velvet makes me cringe.
(Wed Nov 5, 2003 - 4:33:05 am)

Queenie:
pulling an all-nighter to meet a deadline. so tired. so very very tired.
(Wed Nov 5, 2003 - 7:20:12 am)

Froupie:
i slept like a baby last night. my heavenly sleep has returned at last.
(Wed Nov 5, 2003 - 8:09:00 am)

Froupie:
this is the third time this week i've had miso soup, i mustve turning japanese-ah.
(Wed Nov 5, 2003 - 8:11:51 am)

Froupie:
it's the seaweed, i love it.
(Wed Nov 5, 2003 - 8:12:35 am)

:
The new California governor has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the state, rather than German which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, The Terminator's government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Austro-English" (or, if nobody will be offended, "Austrionics")



In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favor of the "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.



There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with the "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.



In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.



Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.



By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".



During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords containing "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.



Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
(Wed Nov 5, 2003 - 8:16:26 am)

Decoy:
Hey everybody, the Democrat won.
(Wed Nov 5, 2003 - 8:38:30 am)

Froupie:
is that good or bad?
(Wed Nov 5, 2003 - 8:44:29 am)

Decoy:
We'll see, I guess. I asked him if he'll lower taxes and he gave me a roundabout answer about something else.
(Wed Nov 5, 2003 - 9:08:43 am)

Froupie:
how high are these blinking taxes then?
(Wed Nov 5, 2003 - 9:24:04 am)

Froupie:
i think i am now ready for garbageheads.
(Wed Nov 5, 2003 - 9:28:00 am)

bela:
How the hell did I get on Henry Shead's email list? Who is he?
(Wed Nov 5, 2003 - 9:34:21 am)

bela:
I have to sign up for new benefits today. I went from paying $0 for everything to paying $1500. Thanks Bertelsmann!
(Wed Nov 5, 2003 - 9:35:08 am)

Froupie:
thats a big leap.
(Wed Nov 5, 2003 - 9:58:14 am)

bela:
I have to get the really high end dental for the old man because most of his teeth are broken. Such a slob. He got a cap and he was supposed to get a crown on Sept 11 so it got cancelled and he ate the cap and never bothered following up.
(Wed Nov 5, 2003 - 10:03:05 am)

bela:
He better get his teeth fixed because its really expensive. I can't stand him.
(Wed Nov 5, 2003 - 10:05:10 am)

Froupie:
he ate the cat, ha
(Wed Nov 5, 2003 - 10:06:58 am)

Froupie:
cap i mean, i'm all over the place today.
(Wed Nov 5, 2003 - 10:07:09 am)

Froupie:
i'm not having much luck flathunting, i can't decide where to live.
(Wed Nov 5, 2003 - 10:09:46 am)

bela:
How much is a one bedroom flat? Its ridiculous here the rents. A crappy studio in the east village will run you about $1500 a month if you're lucky.
(Wed Nov 5, 2003 - 10:44:26 am)

bela:
My neighborhood in Brooklyn has doubled since I moved here.
(Wed Nov 5, 2003 - 10:44:47 am)

Froupie:
it's outrageously expensive in london, a decent one bed in a nice area is roughly £700-£1000 a month. lower than that is the dregs, unless you're very lucky. i'm looking further out now towards surrey. i want to get away.
(Wed Nov 5, 2003 - 10:47:13 am)

Froupie:
some of hertfordshire is nice too.
(Wed Nov 5, 2003 - 10:48:12 am)

:

oo arrr..
(Wed Nov 5, 2003 - 11:07:23 am)

:

fly, my pretties, fly!
(Wed Nov 5, 2003 - 11:08:47 am)

Froupie:
that pic's put me right off my tea.
(Wed Nov 5, 2003 - 11:10:02 am)

:

Move to Sheffield..urp.
(Wed Nov 5, 2003 - 11:14:22 am)

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(Wed Nov 5, 2003 - 11:15:17 am)

Froupie:
oh good grief.
(Wed Nov 5, 2003 - 11:16:15 am)