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Decoy:
I had an aggrivating morning. I get to work at 6 and get a call at from Mrs Decoy, who was about to leave for work; the roofers showed up without warning. I had to go all the way back home to show them some special work I wanted done. Which was to install two flapper vents for new bathroom fans I'm going to put in. Well, of course I was waiting to hear when they were scheduling to start the job to buy the things - so I go to Home Depot on the way home - and they have only one vent. So I have to drive all the way out to the other Home Depot on the other side of the city and they have like 9 of them. They guys at the first Home Depot where clueless. Going on about it being in the wrong bin so it wasn't inventoried right. Jeez, look in the bin - its a retail shelf, people mix the stock up! Whatever - so they are doing my roof in the wind and snow and cold.
(Thu Oct 23, 2003 - 10:46:45 am)

Detlef Sping:
Roofers are all ex cons and escaped felons. Home Depot employees are all ex Radio shack staff.
(Thu Oct 23, 2003 - 10:59:00 am)

Detlef Sping:
Floor guys need to be watched at all times.
(Thu Oct 23, 2003 - 10:59:58 am)

Detlef Sping:
Hide your jewelry
(Thu Oct 23, 2003 - 11:01:47 am)

Detlef Sping:
bela, your cat is probably hiding in your cereal cupboard.
(Thu Oct 23, 2003 - 11:02:43 am)

Detlef Sping:
Eating Toms Lucky Charms.
(Thu Oct 23, 2003 - 11:03:08 am)

Decoy:
Tom's a leprechaun? Of course, that explains pretty much everything that needs explaining.
(Thu Oct 23, 2003 - 11:52:57 am)

Decoy:
What's the RadioShack bit? "You've got questions, We've got more questions than that?"
(Thu Oct 23, 2003 - 11:55:39 am)

bela:
No, Tom isn't a leprachaun and bela came in at 8. I thought she got locked out and took off and got killed. It wouldn't be like her to miss breakfast. I flipped out. Shes rotten.
(Thu Oct 23, 2003 - 12:00:13 pm)

bela:
bela goes outside and jumps over the fence into the neighbors yard and climbs under their fence and goes to the street. My neighbor Bill said hes seen her 3 blocks away. I don't know if I believe him though.
(Thu Oct 23, 2003 - 12:01:24 pm)

Decoy:
Put her on a tether line.
(Thu Oct 23, 2003 - 12:03:06 pm)

bela:
And hang herself? No way.
(Thu Oct 23, 2003 - 12:10:55 pm)

Decoy:
Well, they have those little kitty harnesses. They seem safe.
(Thu Oct 23, 2003 - 12:31:54 pm)

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(Thu Oct 23, 2003 - 12:42:20 pm)

Christmas is coming.
(Thu Oct 23, 2003 - 12:43:36 pm)

bela:
She wouldn't like that.
(Thu Oct 23, 2003 - 1:04:50 pm)

bela:
Home Depot workers are ex cons.
(Thu Oct 23, 2003 - 1:25:14 pm)

Decoy:
They're good with tools and stuff.
(Thu Oct 23, 2003 - 1:42:54 pm)

Froupie:
a 72 year oold man was attacked by his pet llama Milo
(Thu Oct 23, 2003 - 1:46:54 pm)

bela:
Thats a drag.
(Thu Oct 23, 2003 - 1:56:55 pm)

Froupie:
i've had a lazy day, i even had a nap.
(Thu Oct 23, 2003 - 2:01:09 pm)

Froupie:
and the cat slept on me breathing his stinky breath in my face.
(Thu Oct 23, 2003 - 2:04:22 pm)

Queenie:
"You've got questions, we've got blank stares"
(Thu Oct 23, 2003 - 2:39:14 pm)

Queenie:
I spent the evening in a graveyard with Clyde, the conspiracy theorist and paranormal talk show host. That was FUN!
(Thu Oct 23, 2003 - 3:02:01 pm)

Azag galra sagbi mu unna te-Namtar galra zibi mu unna te
Utuk Xu l gubi mu unna te-Ala Xul gabi mu unna te
Gidim Xul ibbi mu unna te-Galla Xul kadbi mu unna te
Dingir Xul girbi mu unna te-- I minabi-ene tashbi aba aba-andibbi-esh etc.
(Thu Oct 23, 2003 - 3:42:00 pm)

:
Izzy Dead?
(Thu Oct 23, 2003 - 3:43:28 pm)

Queenie:
Clyde is fucking cool.
(Thu Oct 23, 2003 - 3:46:54 pm)

:
My experiences include an entity or a wizened physical being that I met in South America
that gave me knowledge of my future, and an accidental encounter with a woman named
Julie Bunten who was murdered at the hand of a gunmen who was high on crack.

In 1999 I was a medium who lead a séance that opened a doorway to a messenger
named Ephrain who warned me of a coming war in Israel and the return of Elijah. I have
also had ghosts that come and go in my apartment in Portland.

These sightings of ghosts have been witnessed by neighbors and recently I was surprised
when one of the ghosts attempted contact by actually programming my Microwave oven.
(Thu Oct 23, 2003 - 3:47:01 pm)

high on crack:
The first incident that I recall was that while I was in bed I would awaken at 4:30
AM every morning to some one singing in a different language outside my
window. I had asked my upstairs neighbor if he had heard anything like that early
in the morning. He told me that he was a singer but that he would never sing
anything at 4:30 in the morning and definitely not in the damp air that Portland is
famous for.
(Thu Oct 23, 2003 - 3:47:58 pm)

:
So I sat in the corner of my room and as if I were praying I said out loud with tears
in my eyes, "Who are you and what do you want?" I heard nothing but I felt that
the spirit was backing away. "I then smiled and asked "Do you ever feel lonely, is
that why you are unhappy?"

Suddenly, where I was sitting a ray of sunlight broke through the clouds outside
and the spirit whisked past me through the open window. I felt a cool breeze as it
passed, I smelled whiskey, and I felt relieved."
(Thu Oct 23, 2003 - 3:49:54 pm)

:
AKAIA
KULAVAR
DUNLEVE
(Thu Oct 23, 2003 - 3:52:52 pm)

..and this is Shinola.
(Thu Oct 23, 2003 - 3:59:10 pm)