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Myk Murphy:
queenie... you'll want to do the SQL report with a "CASE" (if, then, else) with an outer join, if needed. do a search on those terms and it may have something for you. my knowledge of these things is not what it should be.
(Wed Oct 15, 2003 - 7:57:40 pm)

Heruka:
I suggest consukting a professional. my knowledge is not up to par either. back to bed. night.
(Wed Oct 15, 2003 - 11:56:04 pm)

Queenie:
Figured that problem out. Now I'm trying to get it to create a photo gallery with thumbnails and I think I'm close to losing my mind and killing everyone in sight.
(Thu Oct 16, 2003 - 2:18:10 am)

Queenie:
I DID IT! IN YOUR FACE EVERYONE WHO'S NOT ME!
(Thu Oct 16, 2003 - 2:38:06 am)

(Thu Oct 16, 2003 - 4:38:42 am)

Heruka:
it's a dog.
(Thu Oct 16, 2003 - 4:40:06 am)

Heruka:
Jews rule the world: Mahathir

Jews rule the world, getting others to fight and die for them, but will not be able to defeat the world's 1.3 billion Muslims, Malaysian Prime Minister Mahathir Mohamad has told a major Islamic summit.

"The Europeans killed six million Jews out of 12 million. But today the Jews rule this world by proxy. They get others to fight and die for them," Mahathir said, adding, "1.3 billion Muslims cannot be defeated by a few million Jews."

The veteran Malaysian premier, who has become notorious for his controversial speeches during his 22 years as leader of this moderate Muslim country, was addressing the opening session of the Organisation of the Islamic Conference (OIC) summit.

He told the biggest gathering of Muslim leaders since the 2001 attacks on the United States that all Muslims were suffering "oppression and humiliation", with their religion accused of promoting terrorism.

Acknowledging weakness and division in the organisation's ranks, Mahathir said they could at least take a common stand on the Palestinian struggle against Israel and it was time to plan a "counter-attack" against the enemies of Islam who treated Muslims with "contempt and dishonour".
http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,7577227%255E1702,00.html

(Thu Oct 16, 2003 - 4:43:19 am)

Heruka:
sorry Murph, but something big is in the works. and it's not giong to be pretty.
(Thu Oct 16, 2003 - 4:46:19 am)

Froupie:
my boss is in Israel at the moment. i always worry when he goes there.
(Thu Oct 16, 2003 - 5:09:53 am)

Decoy:
SELECT *
FROM newbies
WHERE startDate > {ts '2003-10-15 12:00:00'};
(Thu Oct 16, 2003 - 6:31:05 am)

Decoy:
oh, you got it, never mind.
(Thu Oct 16, 2003 - 6:33:43 am)

Froupie:
our sodding postmen are on strike again. lazy gits.
(Thu Oct 16, 2003 - 6:59:05 am)

Day 33:
According to reports, Blaine broke his silence at 3am. He opened the box's side panel and talked to a group of musicians who had been singing below him. The Evening Standard says he told them in a weak voice, "I watched my mother die a beautiful death when I was a kid. She was starving, she had cancer and she had surgery all the time, and yet she managed to smile, and find love in the worst of conditions. And that's what I think this is for me. It's my way of finding beauty in suffering, because I think life is poetic and I think the spirit is much greater than flesh." But in case you thought things were getting too serious, later on an art student paraded naked around the box.
(Thu Oct 16, 2003 - 7:18:09 am)

Day 38:
As predicted in the press, Blaine's box was the latest target of the so-called "flash mobbers". A group of around 60 people had arranged to meet at the box via the Internet. At exactly 7:44pm they set off their mobile phone ringtones for one minute. They then pointed at the box, chanted "What goes up must come down" and bowed at Blaine before each waving an item of food, mainly chocolate and burgers. After that, the group disappeared as quickly as they had arrived.
(Thu Oct 16, 2003 - 7:18:54 am)

Day 40:
The Daily Mail reports that a man jumped off Tower Bridge into the River Thames near Blaine's box, watched by hundreds of horrified spectators who had come to watch Blaine. He has not been seen since. Police are searching the river for his body.
(Thu Oct 16, 2003 - 7:20:05 am)

Chewing Wax:
What exactly is this guy doing again? No. Wait. I don't want to know.
(Thu Oct 16, 2003 - 9:18:17 am)

Froupie:

i just bought these jeans and theyre LOADS cheaper in the states. i'll have to nip over for a shopping trip.
(Thu Oct 16, 2003 - 9:47:26 am)

Myk Murphy:
Good morning, shoppers. Yeah, froupie, our foreign friends love to hit our outlet stores when in the states. It could pay for your plane ticket.
(Thu Oct 16, 2003 - 10:27:15 am)

Froupie:
i'll need to plan my shopping trip precisely like a military manouevre. no sign of my leather gloves yet, i bet i could get a nice pair cheaper in bloomingdales.
(Thu Oct 16, 2003 - 10:29:58 am)

(Thu Oct 16, 2003 - 11:16:57 am)

DEcoy:
I hate not having gloves, and I hate buying them. They're so overproced but then you need them, so ....
(Thu Oct 16, 2003 - 11:34:12 am)

Myk Murphy:
So many deals to be had. And high-quality, too: only the finest sweatshops make my clothes.
(Thu Oct 16, 2003 - 11:34:28 am)

Chewing Wax:
I still have the gloves the burglar left behind.
(Thu Oct 16, 2003 - 11:35:59 am)

Chewing Wax:
Nice Carhartt black dearskin gloves.
(Thu Oct 16, 2003 - 11:37:10 am)

Chewing Wax:
And the only thing about them is my compulsion to steal things when I put them on.
(Thu Oct 16, 2003 - 11:37:35 am)

Froupie:

i've ordered these, without the fur trim.
(Thu Oct 16, 2003 - 11:39:10 am)

Chewing Wax:
Power gloves for sure
(Thu Oct 16, 2003 - 11:43:15 am)

Myk Murphy:
I've found that gloves are hard to choose. I want some nice driving gloves that are good for wintertime.
(Thu Oct 16, 2003 - 11:43:25 am)

(Thu Oct 16, 2003 - 11:43:44 am)

Froupie:
my gloves would make good burglars gloves, even with the fur trim.
(Thu Oct 16, 2003 - 11:48:23 am)

Chewing Wax:

(Thu Oct 16, 2003 - 11:48:59 am)

(Thu Oct 16, 2003 - 11:49:08 am)

(Thu Oct 16, 2003 - 11:51:40 am)