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Decoy:
Hey, how do I get a birthday card to the Queen Mother. We kicked her ass in the revolutionary war, but I want to make nice nice. Will just "Queen Mother" on the envelope do? I suppose it would.
(Tue Jul 11, 2000 - 8:34:09 am)
Chewing Wax:
Mum. Queen Mum.
(Tue Jul 11, 2000 - 8:36:14 am)
Sleepy:
Hello.
(Tue Jul 11, 2000 - 9:11:28 am)
Dr GB:
We worked it out. With all the official and unofficial birthdays and so on, the Queen Mum is actually 308. In Queen Mum years. Gawd bless you, maaaam.
(Tue Jul 11, 2000 - 9:17:04 am)
Chewing Wax:
Hello. How are you?
(Tue Jul 11, 2000 - 9:21:23 am)
Sleepy:
I've just eaten five Belgian chocolates. What a greedy bastard, eh?
(Tue Jul 11, 2000 - 9:21:36 am)
Chewing Wax:
Yes. God bless her.
(Tue Jul 11, 2000 - 9:21:43 am)
Sleepy:
They were small.
(Tue Jul 11, 2000 - 9:21:47 am)
Sleepy:
Ha. This is fun.
(Tue Jul 11, 2000 - 9:22:00 am)
Chewing Wax:
Them Belgian chocolates are good eating.
(Tue Jul 11, 2000 - 9:22:04 am)
Sleepy:
Yes. Yes they are.
(Tue Jul 11, 2000 - 9:22:18 am)
Chewing Wax:
Joe brought me back a box from his trip to Belgium. Someone ate the late of them without my permission. Anonymously.
(Tue Jul 11, 2000 - 9:23:28 am)
Myk Murphy:
good morning, fellow royal sycophants. narcoleptic tube drivers are no laughing matter! after a few rides on chicago's system this weekend, i'm sure that their train conductors are deaf, not asleep. much of the system is overground, and quite noisy.
(Tue Jul 11, 2000 - 9:27:08 am)
Myk Murphy:
belgians make fine beer and fine chocolate.
(Tue Jul 11, 2000 - 9:28:20 am)
Chewing Wax:
how often does the train go by?
(Tue Jul 11, 2000 - 9:29:49 am)
Myk Murphy:
every 5 to 10 minutes, depending on time of day. it runs 24 hours a day, so between 1am and 4am it only runs every half hour. our train rumbled by, only a few feet past homes on our way to downtown, and i wondered how they liked it at 3:30am.
(Tue Jul 11, 2000 - 9:35:40 am)
Chewing Wax:
Incorrect. The correct answer is :
So often you won't even notice
(Tue Jul 11, 2000 - 9:39:23 am)
Chewing Wax:
sorry
(Tue Jul 11, 2000 - 9:39:52 am)
Myk Murphy:
you certainly wouldn't notice if you were the conductor, sound asleep.
(Tue Jul 11, 2000 - 9:46:08 am)
Chewing Wax:
rolling backwards
(Tue Jul 11, 2000 - 9:46:53 am)
Chewing Wax:

What's the best team in the International League?
(Tue Jul 11, 2000 - 9:52:48 am)
Sleepy:
Basingstoke?
(Tue Jul 11, 2000 - 9:56:26 am)
Chewing Wax:
Yes. Basingstoke. Well done.
(Tue Jul 11, 2000 - 9:56:53 am)
Myk Murphy:
does that league play anyone in the DC area, wax?
(Tue Jul 11, 2000 - 10:01:27 am)
Chewing Wax:
Norfolk near you? Richmond, and Charlotte are the three closest I think.
(Tue Jul 11, 2000 - 10:04:28 am)
Cushca:
Afternoon bastards.
(Tue Jul 11, 2000 - 10:36:11 am)
Chewing Wax:
Hello
(Tue Jul 11, 2000 - 10:39:30 am)
Dr GB:
Hello everyone. Happy day. I've got an evil thing that I've left sitting in my in-tray for ages because I didn't want to do it. And now I've done it I'm all hey-hey-hey. But I don't learn. I expect there'll soon be something else leering at me from the tray.
(Tue Jul 11, 2000 - 11:18:59 am)
:
http://pandomag.com/featurestext/20HoorayForMe.htm
(Tue Jul 11, 2000 - 11:26:19 am)
Dr GB:
"The Queen Mother looked moved by the tribute". HAHAHAHA! HA HA!
(Tue Jul 11, 2000 - 11:31:25 am)
Dr GB:
.....moved! .............
(Tue Jul 11, 2000 - 11:31:34 am)
Sleepy:
Can I go home yet?
(Tue Jul 11, 2000 - 11:57:11 am)
Dr GB:
Well. I'm going, if that helps. You can pretend you're me. In about 10 minutes time, why not get 50 sweaty tourists with backpacks to squash against you in a confined space?
(Tue Jul 11, 2000 - 11:59:45 am)