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Garrison Kiellor : [quietly] Well, sir, it has been an uneventful week in Badger Falls...where the women are robust, the men are pink-cheeked, and the children are pink-cheeked and robust. [Audience laughs loudly]

Homer: What the hell's so funny?

Garrison Kiellor : At the Apple Biscuit cafe, where the smiles are free, don't you know, Sven Inqvist studied the menu, and finally he ordered the same thing he has every day.
[Audience laughs and applauds]

Bart: Maybe it's the TV.

Homer: Stupid TV. [Hits it] Be more funny!

(Thu Sep 4, 2003 - 11:22:56 am)

Queenie:
BACK TO SCHOOL DAY, WOO HOO!
(Thu Sep 4, 2003 - 11:25:39 am)

Queenie:
Sidney informed me this morning that convertible VW Beetles are "the bomb"
(Thu Sep 4, 2003 - 11:26:06 am)

(Thu Sep 4, 2003 - 11:29:39 am)

Myk Murphy:
Don't play them any songs with drug use. Just "nice" songs.
(Thu Sep 4, 2003 - 12:12:29 pm)

Heruka:
hm.
(Thu Sep 4, 2003 - 12:35:56 pm)

:
Hummina-hummina-hummina

(Thu Sep 4, 2003 - 12:37:40 pm)

Queenie:
that is the most disturbing thing I've ever seen.
(Thu Sep 4, 2003 - 12:54:57 pm)

Heruka :
Belas people.
(Thu Sep 4, 2003 - 12:55:03 pm)

Chewing Wax:
That concerns me, but does not disturb me.
(Thu Sep 4, 2003 - 1:28:23 pm)

Detlef Sping:
it strikes me as rather odd.
(Thu Sep 4, 2003 - 1:31:02 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Stupid, really.
(Thu Sep 4, 2003 - 1:31:26 pm)

Decoy:
That doesn't look fun.
(Thu Sep 4, 2003 - 1:33:35 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Yet another example of how the white race is doomed. Doomed I tell you.
(Thu Sep 4, 2003 - 1:34:29 pm)

Detlef Sping:
As if we needed more.
(Thu Sep 4, 2003 - 1:35:16 pm)

Detlef Sping:

You know?
(Thu Sep 4, 2003 - 1:36:36 pm)

Decoy:
Don't worry, Sping, we'll hold them off ... you sneak around back and let 'em have it with a baseball bat.
(Thu Sep 4, 2003 - 1:36:44 pm)

Decoy:
Would you wear a pink-winged dragon homo suit for money?
(Thu Sep 4, 2003 - 1:37:33 pm)

Heruka:
we're doomed alright.
(Thu Sep 4, 2003 - 1:37:54 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Nope.
(Thu Sep 4, 2003 - 1:37:56 pm)

Decoy:
We're not doomed .. cut that out.
(Thu Sep 4, 2003 - 1:38:58 pm)

Heruka:
money?

(Thu Sep 4, 2003 - 1:39:07 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Not for all the beer in Liberia.
(Thu Sep 4, 2003 - 1:39:17 pm)

Decoy:
Back to school means that this year I have to be at work at 6am two days a week. Whooo hooo this.
(Thu Sep 4, 2003 - 1:39:49 pm)

Detlef Sping:
They look like cops.
(Thu Sep 4, 2003 - 1:39:52 pm)

Heruka:
Decoys right. we're not doomed. we have promosing futures as Wal Mart greeters.
(Thu Sep 4, 2003 - 1:40:27 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Why 6:00? what starts then?
(Thu Sep 4, 2003 - 1:40:30 pm)

Heruka:
Cornhole Cops.
(Thu Sep 4, 2003 - 1:40:57 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Wal Mart has some great prices.
(Thu Sep 4, 2003 - 1:41:00 pm)

Decoy:
Beer. Now we're talking. Who do you guys like in the openiner tonight? N.Y. Jets at Washington.
(Thu Sep 4, 2003 - 1:41:23 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Is it Walmart you work at?
(Thu Sep 4, 2003 - 1:41:26 pm)

Detlef Sping:
6:00 makes sense now.
(Thu Sep 4, 2003 - 1:42:01 pm)

Heruka:
yeah, the people who were put out of work by Wal Mart can even afford it on their dole check.
(Thu Sep 4, 2003 - 1:42:12 pm)