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Queenie:
I got to interview Steve Burns of Blue's Clues fame tonight! It was the coolest!
(Thu Aug 28, 2003 - 2:43:56 am)

decoy:
did you get a clue, then?
(Thu Aug 28, 2003 - 8:31:34 am)

Chewing Wax:
That Steve Burns gives me the hibbie jeebie creeps. He's like Peewee Herman without the redeeming features. That guy molests children and animals. Christ the people you mingle with. Scum fucking buckets.
(Thu Aug 28, 2003 - 9:24:30 am)

bela:
I've never seen Blue's Clues. Kids show with the blue dog?
(Thu Aug 28, 2003 - 9:27:53 am)

bela:
Do you crack mysteries or something?
(Thu Aug 28, 2003 - 9:28:12 am)

Chewing Wax:
If Dubyah and his Nazi croanies had money invested in Iraq, you can bet the farm they wouldn't have attacked. They would have stuck their collective tounges out as far as they could go and asked Saddam to bend over. Haliburton. FUCKING HALIBURTON.
(Thu Aug 28, 2003 - 9:29:17 am)

Chewing Wax:
When our friends with kids come to stay, they take over my television and that fucked up show is always on.
(Thu Aug 28, 2003 - 9:29:55 am)

Chewing Wax:
You should consider yourself blessed that you've never seen it.
(Thu Aug 28, 2003 - 9:30:31 am)

bela:
Remember when the Drudge Report reported that that stupid Barbara Streisand had financial ties to Halliburton. Shes such a fucking idiot I'm glad shes been keeping her trap shut.
(Thu Aug 28, 2003 - 9:31:31 am)

bela:
Heh "friends with kids". Hmm, I wonder who that could be.
(Thu Aug 28, 2003 - 9:32:11 am)

Chewing Wax:
Actually it isn't Decoy. It's our friends from Kueka Lake. They have two girls too. Decoy never brings his kids to our house.
(Thu Aug 28, 2003 - 9:33:14 am)

bela:
Camille Paglia ripped her apart in one of her columns when she was still writing for Salon. I lthought she was great. She hated Gwyneth Paltrow. She called her a spindle queen - "all pointy elbows and empty smirks"
(Thu Aug 28, 2003 - 9:35:49 am)

bela:
He should bring his kids to your house. Do they call you Uncle and Auntie or just by your first names?
(Thu Aug 28, 2003 - 9:36:49 am)

Chewing Wax:
They call me Uncle Ian. It's adorable.
(Thu Aug 28, 2003 - 9:42:59 am)

Chewing Wax:
His oldest daughter was conceived in my house. That's enough visits.
(Thu Aug 28, 2003 - 9:43:47 am)

Chewing Wax:
I think they just call Anne Anne.
(Thu Aug 28, 2003 - 9:44:06 am)

(Thu Aug 28, 2003 - 9:45:21 am)

Decoy:
My kids would mess up your house and then you'd have a mess.
(Thu Aug 28, 2003 - 9:45:55 am)

Decoy:
Pointy elbows.
(Thu Aug 28, 2003 - 9:46:33 am)

bela:
I don't like kids at my house either. THe only kid that comes over is that nephew who is a monster. Hes 6 foot 2 now. His head is the size of a watermelon. God soon I'll be rid of all of them. Then the kids that live around the corner, Jules and Zoe, came over once.
(Thu Aug 28, 2003 - 9:55:33 am)

bela:
Stupid name for a boy - Jules.
(Thu Aug 28, 2003 - 9:56:24 am)

(Thu Aug 28, 2003 - 9:59:07 am)

Chewing Wax:
Jesus that kid's a freak. Are you moving to Rhode Island?
(Thu Aug 28, 2003 - 10:01:20 am)

bela:
THe kid is a total freak and he keeps on growing. No one takes him to a doctor or anything. I don't know what I'm doing yet, but right now, it looks like its going to be over. Hes just insane and I'm sort of scared at this point. The other day he came home and told me how he told off this bartender and the owner of the bar he goes to after work every day. He was mad because this bartender, Suzanne, only likes to talk about herself and she was mad because shes having boyfriend problems. He thinks its not her place to talk about herself when hes paying for drinks, and she shouldnt let her personal life affect her job. He made her cry and told the owner to go fuck herself. I'm thinking, whoa.
(Thu Aug 28, 2003 - 10:19:38 am)

bela:
He was just so animated and angry about something so ridiculous. It sort of scared me.
(Thu Aug 28, 2003 - 10:20:37 am)

Chewing Wax:
Poor Suzanne
(Thu Aug 28, 2003 - 10:24:45 am)

bela:
I told him he shouldn't have done that and he said he was glad and that she needed to hear it. Whatever. Hes going to get 86'd at some point. God, they're all nuts. Then, last weekend over at the MARS bar, Jerry was making out with some girl outside. Her boyfried, a 22 year old punk rock kid from Westchester gets his Club out of his car and smashes Jerry over the skull with it over 5 times breaks his head open really really bad. But Jerry is so fucked up, he turns around and goes after the kid. The kid freaks out and runs in the bar, Jerry grabs him by the face, takes him outside and bashes his head against the wall a few times, lets the kid go and goes to the hospital. The kid has the shit kicked out of him and goes back in the bar, where two more kids find out what happened and beat the living shit out of the kid further because he fucked with Jerry - who they idolize. So finally someone calls the cops, the two kids get arrested and the kid gets taken away in an ambulance and no one knows if hes alive or not. I can't believe it. Such assholes. Jerry got like 100 stitches in his head or something and was in the hospital 2 days thats how bad this little kid hit him over the head.
(Thu Aug 28, 2003 - 10:32:07 am)

bela:
I need to get out of this place its too insane these people.
(Thu Aug 28, 2003 - 10:33:13 am)

Chewing Wax:
Holy shit that's a hell of a story.
(Thu Aug 28, 2003 - 10:36:09 am)

Chewing Wax:
I think you are in moderate danger at all times.
(Thu Aug 28, 2003 - 10:36:26 am)

Detlef Sping:
Moving might be a good idea, keep low.
(Thu Aug 28, 2003 - 11:15:44 am)

Detlef Sping:
You've completely put me off eating watermellon.
(Thu Aug 28, 2003 - 11:18:09 am)

bela:
Keep low? ok.
(Thu Aug 28, 2003 - 11:18:45 am)