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StatMan:
Damn your style sheet.
(Mon Jul 3, 2000 - 9:25:25 am)
Chewing Wax:
Good morning Americans... and other foreign former colonial powers and still beholden commonwealths.
(Mon Jul 3, 2000 - 9:37:09 am)
Sleepy:
Good afternoon.
(Mon Jul 3, 2000 - 9:47:44 am)
Chewing Wax:
Hello
(Mon Jul 3, 2000 - 9:48:06 am)
Decoy:
Hey 'all. Did you get your rest, Sleepy? How's the eye?
(Mon Jul 3, 2000 - 9:50:42 am)
Sleepy:
It's stil flickering thank you.
(Mon Jul 3, 2000 - 10:13:41 am)
Chewing Wax:
That sucks
(Mon Jul 3, 2000 - 10:15:10 am)
Decoy:
You could try lemon juice, that might teach it a lesson.
(Mon Jul 3, 2000 - 10:26:03 am)
Decoy:
Note that I am not a medical professional.
(Mon Jul 3, 2000 - 10:26:23 am)
Decoy:
You could try a micro-robot - the design uses a silicon framework that’s encased and protected by gold-and-polymer micromuscles, also known as actuators. Each microrobot is designed with an “arm” and several “fingers” that are wired to an electrical circuit.
To flex a muscle, the researchers apply a negative charge to the gold electrode. The conducting polymer, called polypyrrole, draws positive ions out of the surrounding liquid and swells up in volume, causing a bending motion in the muscle. Applying a positive charge to the gold causes the muscle to relax.
By alternating the charges in the proper pattern, researchers could make the microrobot’s arm and fingers bend on command. In a series of tests, the contraptions were used to pick up and move glass beads measuring just 100 micrometers, which is on the high end of the scale for human cells. Only in this way can chronic eye-flicks be stopped.
(Mon Jul 3, 2000 - 10:30:05 am)
Chewing Wax:
I always liked to grip the eyelid between my thumb and forfinger and pull it out and in quickly, blipa blipa blipa.
(Mon Jul 3, 2000 - 10:30:09 am)
Sleepy:
I was thinking of making it a feature - you know, maybe put some coloured lights around my eye or draw an arrow in lipstick pointing to it.
(Mon Jul 3, 2000 - 10:30:12 am)
Decoy:
http://www.msnbc.com/news/427100.asp?bt=pu&btu=http://www.msnbc.com/m/olk2k/msnbc_o_install.asp&cp1=1#BODY
(Mon Jul 3, 2000 - 10:30:49 am)
Chewing Wax:
You could charge two bits a gander
(Mon Jul 3, 2000 - 10:31:21 am)
Decoy:
I'm out of suggestions.
(Mon Jul 3, 2000 - 10:31:22 am)
Sleepy:
I have all of Grant Lee Buffalo's songs whirling about in my head. It's noisy in there.
(Mon Jul 3, 2000 - 10:35:13 am)
Sleepy:
How is Anne?
(Mon Jul 3, 2000 - 10:38:00 am)
Chewing Wax:
Fuzzy?
(Mon Jul 3, 2000 - 10:38:12 am)
Decoy:
I just read that they are bringing back Charlie's Angels, and I think from the trailer I saw that Bill Murray is Bosley. That would be weird.
(Mon Jul 3, 2000 - 10:39:30 am)
Chewing Wax:
Anne's doing much better thanks. She was surfing the internet looking for a new refrigerator to buy when I left for work this morning. We even went on a little trip to see a friends new house yesterday.
(Mon Jul 3, 2000 - 10:39:58 am)
Chewing Wax:
I hope they get new women. Them old Angels are kind of getting on.
(Mon Jul 3, 2000 - 10:40:28 am)
Decoy:
Yes, there are new hotties.
(Mon Jul 3, 2000 - 10:45:58 am)
Sleepy:
Until I saw a rerun of Charlie Angels a few months ago, I hadn’t realised that Farah had green straw for hair. I used to think she was so glamorous.
(Mon Jul 3, 2000 - 10:49:41 am)
Sleepy:
Are you talking about a series in addition to the film?
(Mon Jul 3, 2000 - 10:50:16 am)
Sleepy:
I can't spell anything today.
(Mon Jul 3, 2000 - 10:50:36 am)
Dr GB:
Art'noon all.
(Mon Jul 3, 2000 - 10:50:39 am)
Sleepy:
Hello Ginger.
(Mon Jul 3, 2000 - 10:50:58 am)
Dr GB:
If we're Charlies Angels, do I get magic powers?
(Mon Jul 3, 2000 - 10:52:02 am)
Sleepy:
Of course.
(Mon Jul 3, 2000 - 10:52:12 am)
Sleepy:
Magic hair.
(Mon Jul 3, 2000 - 10:52:23 am)
Chewing Wax:
Excellent. And laser eyebeams.
(Mon Jul 3, 2000 - 10:56:50 am)
Dr GB:
Hooray! I've always wanted magic hair. I trust
(Mon Jul 3, 2000 - 10:58:22 am)
Dr GB:
AIIIIIIIEEEEYYYYYEEEEEEE!!!!!! THUNDER! AND I'M ALONE! HOLY SHIT!
(Mon Jul 3, 2000 - 10:58:39 am)