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Decoy:
Truckin off to Buffalo
Oooh ooh baby got to mello slow
Takes time to pick a place to go
Just keep truckin' ooon....
(Thu Jul 31, 2003 - 3:20:35 pm)
Decoy:
Truckin' -- up to Buffalo
Been thinkin - you got to mellow slow
Takes time - you pick a place to go
and just keep Truckin on
(Thu Jul 31, 2003 - 3:25:21 pm)
Decoy:
"Retouched" her nipples. Heh.
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(Thu Jul 31, 2003 - 3:29:05 pm)
Decoy:
Ahhh
(Thu Jul 31, 2003 - 3:29:35 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Big deal. Nipples. Those Tomb Raider people are idiots. And I'm not thrilled with the new PS2 game. It's very linear and hard to control.
(Thu Jul 31, 2003 - 3:48:06 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Grand Theft Auto III. Now there's a movie.
(Thu Jul 31, 2003 - 3:58:10 pm)
bela:
In a few minutes I have to lure my workmate Derek to his surprise party in the conference room. So gay. I'm just going to tell him. At least I'll get to eat a lot of cheesecake becuase all these dorky woman eat teeny tiny pieces because they're all afraid of getting fat and most of them are slobs anyway.
(Thu Jul 31, 2003 - 4:04:48 pm)
bela:
So I go in there and I say "you have to come with me" and he says "why?" and I said, "because I said so, and he said "I don't want to". I said just come with me asshole and he says "I have to make a phone call".
(Thu Jul 31, 2003 - 4:08:47 pm)
Queenie:
she looks like she spent too much time in the deep fryer.
(Thu Jul 31, 2003 - 4:14:43 pm)
bela:
I think shes creepy looking.
(Thu Jul 31, 2003 - 4:31:02 pm)
Chewing Wax:
She is, but she's got some sort of charisma. You can't take your eyes off of her.
(Thu Jul 31, 2003 - 4:38:48 pm)
Chewing Wax:
So did he go with you or not?
(Thu Jul 31, 2003 - 4:39:30 pm)
bela:
So I bring Derek in to the room and everyone is sitting around talking, they didn't even notice we walked in so I walk in and I walked across the room screaming Suuurrrrprriiisse. And then everyone yells "Surprise!" Dopes.
(Thu Jul 31, 2003 - 4:40:38 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Went off without a hitch. Well done.
(Thu Jul 31, 2003 - 4:52:18 pm)
Queenie:
did I tell you that they opened up a krispy kreme in my town? and the embarrassing display of fat ass retards camping out for two days waiting for it to open nearly made me go get a rifle and eliminate them all in a bloody spray of gore. fucking idiots.
(Thu Jul 31, 2003 - 5:36:52 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Oh man, that would have been so cool. I'd be like, "I know that girl who killed all the Krispey Kreme fat ass fucks."
(Thu Jul 31, 2003 - 5:49:42 pm)
Quennie:
Sometimes I think that my fellow Americans are just going to embarrass me to death.
(Thu Jul 31, 2003 - 5:51:52 pm)
Why Everyone Else in the World Hates Us:
Doughnut dementia
07/30/03
SARAH HUNSBERGER AND NOELLE CROMBIE
CLACKAMAS -- Elizabeth Phillips, 31, had been dreaming of the day Krispy Kreme would arrive.
The expectant mother from Milwaukie left her home at 4:41 a.m. Tuesday and expected to wait in line at the Southeast 82nd Avenue shop for at least two hours.
She knew exactly what she wanted: chocolate doughnuts with milk. And she was not planning on sharing.
"I have thought about this for a long time," said Phillips, who, along with her friend Alice Rouyer, 34, has dubbed this doughnut mission "Operation Krispy Kreme."
By the time the doors of Oregon's first Krispy Kreme shop opened at 5:30 a.m. Tuesday, hundreds of people had lined up to taste the cotton-candy sweetness of a hot doughnut, the company's signature.
Some waited a few hours. Others had been there since Sunday or Monday, enduring the blistering summer heat as the rich, yeasty smell of cooking doughnuts hung over the parking lot like smog. They cooled their hot feet in kiddie pools during the day and spread their sleeping bags on the pavement at night.
When the drive-through window opened, Scott Stevenson, his sons, a nephew and one of the boys' friends were second in line.
"Here we go, guys! Here we go! Doughnuts!" he yelled to his young passengers.
He ordered 30 dozen, which came to $127. The size of the order had grown as word spread through Stevenson's Gresham neighborhood that he was in line. The white boxes filled the back seat of his sport-utility vehicle.
Brothers Justin, Jordan and Jeff Gardner of Southeast Portland, ages 15, 17 and 19, were among the first dozen customers, winning pinstriped Krispy Kreme jerseys.
Each brother showed up at Krispy Kreme on Sunday. Their mother sent them on their way with $15 each, which was to cover meals while they waited, as well as their doughnut purchases.
By Tuesday morning, Jordan and Jeff had enough money left for a full dozen at $5.99, but younger brother Justin could afford only a half-dozen.
Even though Tuesday was the first day of official business for the new store, the people who waited in line for a day or more were hardly the first to get the doughnuts.
For days, Krispy Kreme employees have taken boxes of practice doughnuts home to their families and friends.
Portland City Commissioner Jim Francesconi carried two dozen out of the store Monday after he stopped by to talk about the progress on a future Krispy Kreme store planned for Jantzen Beach.
On Monday, garbage bags full of dress-rehearsal doughnuts were carried right past the waiting crowds and tossed into the trash bins outside the store.
"We know they're in the trash, and that drives us nuts," said Ashley Bowlin of Hillsboro.
Krispy Kreme openings throughout the nation go like this. Krispy Kreme knew what to expect and had the water cooler set up and portable toilets trucked in by midday Monday.
They also encouraged the playground atmosphere by leading future customers in the Krispy Kreme cheer.
"I say hot, you say doughnuts! Hot!"
"Doughnuts!"
"Hot!"
"Doughnuts!"
By Tuesday morning, many were sleep-deprived and cranky from listening to a church youth group play guitar and sing half the night.
"People are cutting who have been here five minutes!" Lauren Conner shouted Tuesday morning about an hour before the opening. She had spent the night in the parking lot with her sorority sisters from Portland State University.
"You can go in front of us," offered Larry Baker. "I really don't care. It's doughnuts."
(Thu Jul 31, 2003 - 5:55:35 pm)
Why Everyone Else in the World Hates Us:
"The white boxes filled the back seat of his sport-utility vehicle."
FUCKING DIE!
(Thu Jul 31, 2003 - 5:56:50 pm)
Chewing Wax:
I don't think that's why everyone else in the world hates us. And what's this "us" shit.
(Thu Jul 31, 2003 - 6:14:03 pm)
Queenie:
God really has no love for us.
(Thu Jul 31, 2003 - 6:37:14 pm)
Detlef Sping:
It's just doughnuts
(Thu Jul 31, 2003 - 7:56:04 pm)
Myk Murphy:
we've had a krispy kreme shop since the 50s, i think. it's ancient.
(Thu Jul 31, 2003 - 8:04:21 pm)
Decoy:
Heh. Sping: "It's just doughnuts." Funny Canadian.
(Thu Jul 31, 2003 - 9:15:39 pm)
Decoy:
Queenie and her adolescent angst. When KK came to Rochester I don't think I had one for a year after. God damn, I mean It's just doughnuts. And hey, did it ever occur to anyone that someone may need an SUV? Like a few a kids, a couple dogs, gotta pull the boat... I mean its not just for looking cool. You could rent a U-Haul, I suppose, if its all about the Day of The Doughnuts. And ... are you suggesting that God hates doughnuts? That just not logical.
(Thu Jul 31, 2003 - 9:22:23 pm)
Decoy:
So I talked to my friend today whos band opend for Little Feat on MFC weekend. They're playing at the park Ave fest. I think I'll take the kids and go. He lost his job in ATL. I wish we were hiring.
(Thu Jul 31, 2003 - 9:25:57 pm)
Queenie:
I don't even have to meet that guy to know that he uses his SUV for neither sport or utility purposes. He uses it for hauling donuts and for carting his morbidly obese children to "play dates".
(Thu Jul 31, 2003 - 9:44:06 pm)
Decoy:
Hah ha ... "hauling doughnuts" everybody funny.
(Thu Jul 31, 2003 - 10:00:34 pm)
Decoy:
I've discovered that "pass forever" on an Amazon Gold Box is not "forever."
(Thu Jul 31, 2003 - 10:03:19 pm)
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(Thu Jul 31, 2003 - 10:16:51 pm)
Decoy:
Ok, over thirty folks: its got 10 games and its just the joystick - all the stuff is built in to the joystick. No console, no nothing just the joystick. C'mon, if they said that would happen in twenty years, would you believe it?
(Thu Jul 31, 2003 - 10:19:38 pm)
Decoy:
That's the Tequila talkin'.
(Thu Jul 31, 2003 - 10:51:33 pm)
Queenie:
holy crap, I gotta have it!!
(Fri Aug 1, 2003 - 12:30:06 am)