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Heruka:
I thought England banned the use of newspapers in the fish & chip shops.
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Froupie:
nah, it all adds to the flavour.
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bela:
A tiny dog.
(Wed Jul 2, 2003 - 11:55:09 am)

Hello Bela!
(Wed Jul 2, 2003 - 11:58:33 am)

(Wed Jul 2, 2003 - 11:58:43 am)

Please help me bela!
(Wed Jul 2, 2003 - 12:01:09 pm)

Heruka:
those dogs have to be wondering if this humiliation is worth a can of bad food and a doggy treat every day.
(Wed Jul 2, 2003 - 12:06:42 pm)

(Wed Jul 2, 2003 - 12:09:56 pm)

bela:
Little dogs like to dress up. Look at Mr. Winkle. When I hold up one of Franco's little sweaters to him he starts wagging his tail and jumping around. My sister's chihuahua does a little dance when she sees her outfit AND she picks out what she wants at the store.
(Wed Jul 2, 2003 - 12:12:18 pm)

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Froupie:
i had two chihuahua's when i was little. my mums got photos of me really squeezing them and trying to bite their little ears.
(Wed Jul 2, 2003 - 12:14:18 pm)

(Wed Jul 2, 2003 - 12:14:50 pm)

News Blurb:
SCIENTISTS SAY THAT MICE CANNOT BE MADE TO LOOK LIKE HUMAN BEINGS.
(Wed Jul 2, 2003 - 12:16:17 pm)

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Heruka:
my tummy hurts
(Wed Jul 2, 2003 - 12:19:27 pm)

Froupie:
nettle tea, that'll sort you out. and a tablespoon of dry ginger.
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alt:
Gabriel tonight ..so stoked
(Wed Jul 2, 2003 - 12:27:44 pm)

woohoo
(Wed Jul 2, 2003 - 12:33:54 pm)

real email:
-----Original Message-----
From: xxxxxxxx
Sent: Thursday, June 19, 2003 9:05 AM
To: 'itgbilling@rexallsundown.com'
Cc: 'info@carbsolutions.com'; 'webmaster@rexallsundown.com'
Subject: Carb Solutions Taste Sensations - Creamy Chocolate Peanut
Butter

Dear Carb Solutions,

I'm trying to lose a few pounds and last night I tried your Carb Solutions Taste Sensations - Creamy Chocolate Peanut Butter (Serial Number: MC53097 BEST BY040704) for the first time. The bar was a substitute for my dinner because I was on the road.

I want you to know that I have discovered your secret formula for weight loss and I plan on stealing it. I too will make something so truly disgusting in taste that it makes the victim... err, uhhh... "dieter" not want to eat anything because they're physically nauseous.

This morning I defecated an exact replica of the bar I ate last night. I plan on taking my feces and your bar to shopping malls and asking people to take a bite of each and see if they can tell the difference.

It is true that my butt won't be able to produce as many "Taste Sensations" as your company can, but at over $2 a bar it will be a nice second income for me. Like your company, I will probably only be able to sell one bar to a customer before they decide never to buy from me again -- so I'll have to keep moving all of the time. They'll probably make a movie about me.

Soon to be your competitor...

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Bellingham, Massachusetts
(Wed Jul 2, 2003 - 12:36:50 pm)

Ding ding!
(Wed Jul 2, 2003 - 12:37:48 pm)

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