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Myk Murphy:
ah, what to get the friend who has everything!
(Mon Jun 12, 2000 - 8:47:09 am)
Chewing Wax:
Good morning
(Mon Jun 12, 2000 - 9:00:19 am)
Chewing Wax:
coffee
(Mon Jun 12, 2000 - 9:00:30 am)
Dr GB:
I just saw Barry & Barry. And his bra strap was showing.
(Mon Jun 12, 2000 - 9:01:32 am)
Chewing Wax:
Who the hell is Eminem?
(Mon Jun 12, 2000 - 9:07:50 am)
Myk Murphy:
you still don't know?
(Mon Jun 12, 2000 - 9:21:29 am)
Chewing Wax:
Wait. I meant... who the hell is Barry & Barry?
(Mon Jun 12, 2000 - 9:30:31 am)
Myk Murphy:
yes, i have no idea who they are, as well.
(Mon Jun 12, 2000 - 9:32:56 am)
Chewing Wax:
I've shipped the wife off to conferences in Albany and Chicago for the entire week. I'm so alone.
(Mon Jun 12, 2000 - 9:36:32 am)
Dr GB:
They be locals. He has a big beard, like a tramp. She has an ever-changing hair colour. You get the feeling they spend a lot of time and money looking like shite.
(Mon Jun 12, 2000 - 9:40:07 am)
Dr GB:
A lot of time and money trying to look like shite. You know what I mean.
(Mon Jun 12, 2000 - 9:40:39 am)
Chewing Wax:
yes
(Mon Jun 12, 2000 - 9:43:21 am)
Sleepy:
Barry has that big beard because Barry likes it. The other Barry of course.
(Mon Jun 12, 2000 - 9:47:32 am)
Myk Murphy:
ah, locals. they can't control their hair color. or their bra straps.
(Mon Jun 12, 2000 - 9:49:27 am)
Dr GB:
Really? Does she keep things in it?
(Mon Jun 12, 2000 - 9:51:18 am)
Myk Murphy:
i just trimmed my beard this morning. it is not to be considered a storage facility.
(Mon Jun 12, 2000 - 9:59:05 am)
Dr GB:
It harbours germs, I should imagine, if left unkempt.
(Mon Jun 12, 2000 - 9:59:48 am)
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Germans?
(Mon Jun 12, 2000 - 10:01:07 am)
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(Mon Jun 12, 2000 - 10:13:00 am)
Dr GB:
Woo hoo! Barry darling! Over here!
(Mon Jun 12, 2000 - 10:18:17 am)
Myk Murphy:
let's see the other barry, now.
(Mon Jun 12, 2000 - 10:21:46 am)
Dr GB:
This joke is better said out loud. Slightly.Sammy the Snail bought a car and was so pleased with it, he put an "S" on the door. He whizzed about the town in his car and he drove past his friends squirrel and badger. As Sammny Snail sped past, squirrel looked at badger and said: "Wow! Did you see that S car go?!"Trust me. Say it out loud. It's funnier.
(Mon Jun 12, 2000 - 10:25:14 am)
Myk Murphy:
ugh. cute. ugh.
(Mon Jun 12, 2000 - 10:28:00 am)
Dr GB:
I thought so too. A very bad joke indeed. Apparently it came all the way from Liverpool but then, so does car crime.
(Mon Jun 12, 2000 - 10:29:40 am)
Chewing Wax:
I'm not paying for that joke.
(Mon Jun 12, 2000 - 10:45:24 am)
Dr GB:
You don't have to. It's free, like the peanuts on the bar. Enjoy.
(Mon Jun 12, 2000 - 10:50:15 am)
Sleepy:
He's eating the peanuts now. I don't think he realised they were free.
(Mon Jun 12, 2000 - 11:10:38 am)
Chewing Wax:
can't type... eating
(Mon Jun 12, 2000 - 11:15:10 am)
Myk Murphy:
damn. i've been paying a buck for peanuts every time i come in here. bastards, all of you!
(Mon Jun 12, 2000 - 11:51:50 am)
Dr GB:
But we've been putting it to good use. Look, we bought a jitney. Sleepy, Cushca, Wax, Decoy and I zip about on it all the time. We're quite the Beverly Hillbillies.
(Mon Jun 12, 2000 - 12:13:36 pm)
Myk Murphy:
pray tell, what is a jitney? i've heard of chutney, but not jitney.
(Mon Jun 12, 2000 - 12:18:21 pm)
Dr GB:
It's a kind of old-fashioned bus.
(Mon Jun 12, 2000 - 12:22:10 pm)
Dr GB:
You live and learn. Never let it be said that being in a bar is not a learning experience. Once I've done this bit of work I'll tell you what I learned in the bar on Friday night.
(Mon Jun 12, 2000 - 12:22:36 pm)