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Heruka:
I want a foot massage. I've had one. I uised to pay my neice to rub my feet, and Bertha rubs them once in a while, but I need a pro.
(Thu Jun 19, 2003 - 1:29:35 pm)

Queenie:
holy christ, that mower we rented is here, whooooooo! vroom vroom!
(Thu Jun 19, 2003 - 1:45:40 pm)

Heruka:
great, now I'm drunk.
(Thu Jun 19, 2003 - 1:58:22 pm)

:
sunless tanning shit
(Thu Jun 19, 2003 - 1:59:38 pm)

Queenie:
easy is not the word I would use to describe the operation of this mower.
(Thu Jun 19, 2003 - 2:06:08 pm)

Queenie:
it's a big ass heavy piece of machinery
(Thu Jun 19, 2003 - 2:07:34 pm)

:
a big ass heavy piece of sunless tanning shit
(Thu Jun 19, 2003 - 2:11:59 pm)

:
pay my neice to rub my big ass heavy piece of sunless machinery
(Thu Jun 19, 2003 - 2:15:52 pm)

(Thu Jun 19, 2003 - 2:21:58 pm)

Decoy:
Finally, Queenie has something interesting to say. What kind is it? How many horsepower?
(Thu Jun 19, 2003 - 2:30:14 pm)

Decoy:
Being drunk is great, Heruka.
(Thu Jun 19, 2003 - 2:31:14 pm)

Heruka:
sometimes. for now though, I think I'm going to take a nap. it';s either that or go get more beer from the store, as I'm out of the stuff.
(Thu Jun 19, 2003 - 2:37:54 pm)

(Thu Jun 19, 2003 - 2:38:04 pm)

Queenie:
i have no idea, decoy. it's big and heavy and has a pull cord and a gas tank and now I can't get it to start.
(Thu Jun 19, 2003 - 2:40:54 pm)

Queenie:
it's got a choke and a thing that makes it go forward and another thing that lowers the blade.
(Thu Jun 19, 2003 - 2:41:17 pm)

(Thu Jun 19, 2003 - 2:47:13 pm)

(Thu Jun 19, 2003 - 2:49:08 pm)

Queenie:
no riding, it's all push
(Thu Jun 19, 2003 - 2:54:53 pm)

(Thu Jun 19, 2003 - 3:25:05 pm)

Decoy:
Open the choke and put it on full throttle and pull that string over and over until its starts to sputter, then back the chock off until it starts to run smooth.
(Thu Jun 19, 2003 - 3:34:52 pm)

Decoy:
Always mow at full throttle.
(Thu Jun 19, 2003 - 3:35:20 pm)

(Thu Jun 19, 2003 - 3:41:47 pm)

Decoy:
Yeah, and beware of rotating cutting knives.
(Thu Jun 19, 2003 - 3:44:34 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Full throttle.
(Thu Jun 19, 2003 - 3:50:51 pm)

Heruka:
oh stop it.
(Thu Jun 19, 2003 - 4:03:40 pm)

Heruka:
White witch Kevin Carlyon is seen performing an invocation on the banks of Loch Ness, Scotland in an attempt to summon the Loch Ness Monster, on June 13.

(Thu Jun 19, 2003 - 4:14:36 pm)

Queenie:
hey, i used it for a couple hours and everything was great, then I stopped to take a break and when I started it again it was all sputtery and kicking out gross black smoke. what does that mean?
(Thu Jun 19, 2003 - 4:14:39 pm)

Queenie:
my yard looks fucking great though
(Thu Jun 19, 2003 - 4:14:59 pm)

Heruka:
it means you just bought a lawn mower.
(Thu Jun 19, 2003 - 4:18:01 pm)

Heruka:
could be anything really, don't worry about it. sounds like bad air.fuel mixture. or water in the gas. not a big deal. mine does that too.
(Thu Jun 19, 2003 - 4:19:09 pm)

Queenie:
i figured it out. it had a vine all wrapped around the blade.
(Thu Jun 19, 2003 - 4:29:06 pm)

Queenie:
i have to stop now.
(Thu Jun 19, 2003 - 4:29:23 pm)

:
Boom
(Thu Jun 19, 2003 - 5:28:10 pm)