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Heruka:
Hello Berlaz, hows Hungary?
(Thu Jun 19, 2003 - 11:31:55 am)

Berlaz Bernatz:
Hungary is full peppers. Peppers growing as far as the eyes can wash over the fields of the paprika peppers. I have a job picking them come August. Until then the tenticals are soothing in a warm bath of vaseline and motor oil. My jaw is wired shut to avoid unwanted vibration but the Aunt brings me liquid refreshment and washes my hair from time to time.
(Thu Jun 19, 2003 - 11:36:50 am)

I'm kinda hungry myself see you later Balz.
(Thu Jun 19, 2003 - 11:38:03 am)

Froupie:
i hear the view over the danube is stunning this time of the year.
(Thu Jun 19, 2003 - 11:38:08 am)

Berlaz Bernatz:
I can't see the danube from here. I'm squatting in a lake house on the north shore of Lake Balaton. No one has been by in years. At first I would spray them with my natural black ink and they would run away, but now nothing. Only the Aunt comes by from time to time. I'm waiting for the fibres root growths to subside and then maybe I'll visit bela in Williamsburg and that would be fun for sure!
(Thu Jun 19, 2003 - 11:45:27 am)

Froupie:

wax, what should i do when the mummy comes back for it's egg?
(Thu Jun 19, 2003 - 11:46:16 am)

Chewing Wax:
That was excellent thinking. The leathery soft shell of the snake egg can take much more neglect then a chicken egg. Brilliant. You might want to keep a bunny near by. Distract the mother when the time comes.
(Thu Jun 19, 2003 - 11:48:25 am)

Heruka:
only in a UK paper would a story such as this be published.

Too much brushing can damage your teeth
By Nigel Bunyan
(Filed: 19/06/2003)

Brushing your teeth may be damaging your health, according to a group of university researchers.

Poor technique, excessive force and too much time spent in front of the mirror can all lead to gum disease and tooth decay.

(Thu Jun 19, 2003 - 11:53:39 am)

Froupie:
i'm not sure i have the heart to sacrifice a bunny.

hopefully this cunning disguise will fool the snake mummy.
(Thu Jun 19, 2003 - 12:00:06 pm)

Heruka:
hey wax, where's a good place to by 'teach yourself a new language type materials'? I'm wanting to learn Polynesian or Maori, which is a dialect of Polynesian, but they no longer print the materials and I can't find any off the net.
(Thu Jun 19, 2003 - 12:00:22 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I have no idea. But I'll ask around.
(Thu Jun 19, 2003 - 12:02:18 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Poor kitty cat
(Thu Jun 19, 2003 - 12:11:53 pm)

Froupie:
black ink makes a nice pasta sauce.
(Thu Jun 19, 2003 - 12:15:52 pm)

Chewing Wax:
From a psychotic delusional Hungarian freak?
(Thu Jun 19, 2003 - 12:17:33 pm)

Froupie:
perhaps a risotto then.
(Thu Jun 19, 2003 - 12:18:22 pm)

Queenie:
boys are mean.
(Thu Jun 19, 2003 - 12:19:43 pm)

Froupie:
queenie if my eggs hatches twins would you like to adopt one?
(Thu Jun 19, 2003 - 12:20:18 pm)

Queenie:
for sure!
(Thu Jun 19, 2003 - 12:20:56 pm)

Queenie:
I have no idea what you're talking about.
(Thu Jun 19, 2003 - 12:21:02 pm)

Froupie:
i'm not sure about US customs but i will try to smuggle it to you in a didgeridoo.
(Thu Jun 19, 2003 - 12:22:13 pm)

Berlaz Bernatz:

It's true! The Aunt collects up to two gallons from time to time and ships it off to the Benedetto Cavalieri plant near Lecce. They pay excellent cash money for this outstanding product absolutely no questions asked. The New York Times has raved about their "squid" ink noodles!
(Thu Jun 19, 2003 - 12:24:14 pm)

Queenie:
i'm going to go get a haircut now. I have a coupon!
(Thu Jun 19, 2003 - 12:24:45 pm)

Queenie:
and let's hope this sunless tanning shit I just put on my legs works out well....
(Thu Jun 19, 2003 - 12:25:04 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Mmmm. Risotto.
(Thu Jun 19, 2003 - 12:25:17 pm)

Froupie:
i have a starbucks coupon for a free latte. they fucked up this morning and were rude to me, i was rude back and they gave me tokens to placate me. i'm going to be rude more often.
(Thu Jun 19, 2003 - 12:25:33 pm)

Froupie:
it pays to be rude. none of this have a nice day shit.
(Thu Jun 19, 2003 - 12:26:13 pm)

Froupie:
they also fucked up my reprints in snappy snaps and gave me prints free of charge. but i wasnt rude in there as they gave me a free go on the photo developing machine.
(Thu Jun 19, 2003 - 12:27:42 pm)

Queenie:
snappy snaps, heh
(Thu Jun 19, 2003 - 12:32:57 pm)

Froupie:
so sometimes it pays not to be rude, i guess.
(Thu Jun 19, 2003 - 12:34:02 pm)

Froupie:
i really thought photo developing was a lot more technical than that. it's piss easy. the machine does everything.
(Thu Jun 19, 2003 - 12:35:26 pm)

Froupie:
i wonder why nobodys invented squid ink eyeliner and mascara.
(Thu Jun 19, 2003 - 12:37:32 pm)

Heruka:
I may end up learning Samoa, it's yet another dialect of Polynesian. Or Hawaiian.
(Thu Jun 19, 2003 - 1:03:45 pm)

Queenie:
wow, a damn fine $12 haircut
(Thu Jun 19, 2003 - 1:18:25 pm)