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It's a lie! I have never boiled children. And even if I had, it definately wouldn't have been within the last ten years.

(Thu Jun 5, 2003 - 8:03:32 am)

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LOS ANGELES, June 3 (Reuters) - Talk about what you can do for your country!
In an unusual act of patriotism, a Nevada brothel is offering free sex to troops returning from the U.S.-Iraq war.
The Moonlite BunnyRanch in Nevada, a legal brothel, also plans to extend 50 percent discounts on sex to the military for the next few weeks, proprietor Dennis Hof told Reuters in a telephone interview on Tuesday.
Hof hit on his unique gesture for honoring U.S. troops when BunnyRanch star and former Playboy magazine centerfold Sunset Thomas was flooded with letters from the front lines.
"We were receiving about 20 letters a day," Hof said. "We thought, when these guys are done we'll do something special for them."
The first 50 servicemen and women through the door will receive a sexy knockoff of their military-issued "TA-50" kits of personal hygiene items. Instead of toothbrushes and soap, Hof's kits contain condoms, lubricant, an adult magazine and a certificate for free sex.
Thirteen men and three women in uniform have shown up so far to claim their gifts. All told, the free and discounted sex will cost Hof about $50,000 -- a worthy sacrifice, he said.
"We want to feel patriotic and feel we are doing something for our servicemen," he said. "If we owned a Dairy Queen we would be giving away free ice cream, but ... we own the sex capital of the world. What better way is there to give back?"
(Thu Jun 5, 2003 - 8:27:40 am)

Chewing Wax:
Good morning. Is Myk in England?
(Thu Jun 5, 2003 - 10:13:08 am)

Froupie:
i dunno, but he better hurry, there's only one custard cream left.

(Thu Jun 5, 2003 - 10:18:36 am)

bela:
Wheres the cream?
(Thu Jun 5, 2003 - 10:27:59 am)

Froupie:
in the middle. only it's not really cream. i think it might be vanilla butter.
(Thu Jun 5, 2003 - 10:30:51 am)

bela:
I love cookies.
(Thu Jun 5, 2003 - 10:35:44 am)

Froupie:
i love jammie dodgers... although i'm not altogether sure it's really jam in them...

(Thu Jun 5, 2003 - 10:37:41 am)

Froupie:
i had an hour long session with an alexander technique therapist today. he said i have the potential to be stretched as much as an inch and a half. i'm going to have to buy longer jeans.
(Thu Jun 5, 2003 - 10:40:31 am)

News:

Judge orders Martha Stewart to "Get a haircut"
(Thu Jun 5, 2003 - 11:05:21 am)

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(Thu Jun 5, 2003 - 11:10:19 am)

Chewing Wax:
Alexander Technique. Hitchcock goes on about that in one of his presong rants in Storefront.
(Thu Jun 5, 2003 - 11:29:52 am)

Chewing Wax:
It sounds insane
(Thu Jun 5, 2003 - 11:30:18 am)

(Thu Jun 5, 2003 - 11:34:20 am)

bela:
Could she go to jail? Can you imagine. Shes such a stupid priss. That would be funny.
(Thu Jun 5, 2003 - 11:35:44 am)

Chewing Wax:
She could go to jail.
(Thu Jun 5, 2003 - 11:37:22 am)

Chewing Wax:
She's a huge danger to society. I'm glad the Feds are spending millions of dollars to go after her.
(Thu Jun 5, 2003 - 11:38:04 am)

Froupie:
i've never heard of this woman.
(Thu Jun 5, 2003 - 11:38:18 am)

Chewing Wax:
I'm jealous.
(Thu Jun 5, 2003 - 11:40:19 am)

Queenie:
so many celebrity trials going on, it's nuts.
(Thu Jun 5, 2003 - 11:40:22 am)

Queenie:
and good morning!
(Thu Jun 5, 2003 - 11:40:34 am)

Decoy:
Its about the lying, not the money. She's being made an example of.
(Thu Jun 5, 2003 - 11:41:15 am)

Heruka:
I hope she gets the chair. insider trading is illegal.
(Thu Jun 5, 2003 - 11:41:18 am)

Heruka:
Decoys right.
(Thu Jun 5, 2003 - 11:41:40 am)

Hmmm
(Thu Jun 5, 2003 - 11:41:46 am)

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/2964608.stm
(Thu Jun 5, 2003 - 11:42:29 am)

Froupie:
she shows women how to iron monogrammed towels? what?
(Thu Jun 5, 2003 - 11:42:51 am)

Chewing Wax:
That's how the feds always get you. Cover ups and lying.
(Thu Jun 5, 2003 - 11:42:57 am)

Froupie:
they should lock her up for the towel thing.
(Thu Jun 5, 2003 - 11:43:48 am)

bela:
Greedy mother fuckers.
(Thu Jun 5, 2003 - 11:44:52 am)

Chewing Wax:
I saw one of her Christmas season shows where she actually stapled pine tree branches over every surface of her house, like pine tree siding.
(Thu Jun 5, 2003 - 11:50:04 am)

Chewing Wax:
One giant Christmas tree house just waiting to burst into a giant conflagration.
(Thu Jun 5, 2003 - 11:50:42 am)