4381

Decoy:
What the hell? I had no idea that hootchiw momma was eve derragatory. I'm such a rube. Well, I found this definition: A "hoochie-momma" is a sexually promiscuous female in Black Vernacular.
(Wed May 21, 2003 - 9:28:53 pm)

Myk Murphy:
somehow, i never figured out how to fit "hoochie momma" into a sentence in the office.
(Wed May 21, 2003 - 9:52:43 pm)

Get this hoochie mama off my back.
(Wed May 21, 2003 - 10:25:01 pm)

Dorks 'R' Us:

(Thu May 22, 2003 - 4:55:06 am)

Dorks 'R' Us + 20 Years:

(Thu May 22, 2003 - 5:33:03 am)

Toronto. My kind of town.:

(Thu May 22, 2003 - 8:41:08 am)

Chewing Wax:
Good morning.
(Thu May 22, 2003 - 9:15:25 am)

(Thu May 22, 2003 - 9:38:09 am)

'Strangelets from outer space:

Scientists believe Earth is under attack from tiny cosmic missiles weighing tons and travelling at 900,000 mph. They are only the size of a pollen grain but so dense they can rip through the planet and exit on the other side in seconds. Scientists have concluded that two mysterious explosions in 1993 were caused by the missiles, known as 'strange-quark nuggets' or strangelets. Their theoretical existence was posited 20 years ago but no scientists have been able to confirm their existence until one of them was actually hit on the head.
(Thu May 22, 2003 - 9:46:03 am)

Myk Murphy:
Good morning, frightened citizenry.
(Thu May 22, 2003 - 9:49:11 am)

(Thu May 22, 2003 - 9:53:23 am)

Chewing Wax:
They got the trucks backed up five miles on the QEW trying to get into the States across the Peace Bridge.
(Thu May 22, 2003 - 9:56:50 am)

Myk Murphy:
I'm listening to the new white stripes cd, but my office pc has a bad cd player on it, so the cd skips a bit. A speech impediment simulator for the vocalist, in effect.
(Thu May 22, 2003 - 10:00:44 am)

Bulgarian president calls:
The Bulgarian president Shlobadob Latata, has personally asked experts to investigate why a house has been struck by lightning nine separate times and always at the same hour of the day. President Shlobadob Latata's southern Bulgarian village of Truncha needed to be looked at after the latest lightning strike this week. The owners of the house, the Chokealot family, have had two lightning conductors installed but the strikes have continued, local daily Monitor reported. Zekir Chokealot said the strikes always come at the same time of the day - between 3.30 and 4.30 pm. He said the family is now so scared that they have taken to spending most of their time hiding in a tent in the garden and have buckets of water on hand, and a garden hose, in case lightning hits their house and starts a fire.
(Thu May 22, 2003 - 10:02:10 am)

bela:
I'm getting sick now from not sleeping enough. My throat is sore and I feel tired.
(Thu May 22, 2003 - 10:02:19 am)

Chewing Wax:
Yeh? Is it good?
(Thu May 22, 2003 - 10:02:23 am)

Froupie:
he learnt to play guitar a bit since the last album.
(Thu May 22, 2003 - 10:02:35 am)

Said it before, but it bears repeating, yeah.:
Said it before, but it bears repeating, yeah.
(Thu May 22, 2003 - 10:03:37 am)

Froupie:
i just love that song.
(Thu May 22, 2003 - 10:03:58 am)

Said it before, but it bears repeating, yeah.:
Said it before, but it bears repeating, yeah.
(Thu May 22, 2003 - 10:04:07 am)

Froupie:
encore encore.
(Thu May 22, 2003 - 10:04:22 am)

bela:
They're all the rage now those two kids.
(Thu May 22, 2003 - 10:04:35 am)

Froupie:
what's keeping you awake bela?
(Thu May 22, 2003 - 10:04:59 am)

Froupie:
my friend bee suffers from insomnia, she now has two tiny magnets stuck to her ears to try and cure it.
(Thu May 22, 2003 - 10:06:42 am)

bela:
I had to come in to work today. I feel like shit. But my boss isn't here and its mellow so I'm going to do nothing all day, which is what I usually do anyway.
(Thu May 22, 2003 - 10:06:58 am)

Froupie:
she has to be careful when she stands by the cutlery drawer.
(Thu May 22, 2003 - 10:07:13 am)

bela:
I don't sleep that well with Franco nudging me all night and now big fat wolfie sleeps across my feet its not very comfortable.
(Thu May 22, 2003 - 10:09:35 am)

bela:
And then the old man snores.
(Thu May 22, 2003 - 10:09:52 am)

Aubergine seeds spell out 'Allan':
An Indian woman cut open an aubergine to find seeds spelling out the word Allan. Visitors are now flocking to see the aubergine at a house in Mendhasal village, near Bhubaneswar. Oriya language daily, Sambad, reports the aubergine was bought from the local market. Muhammad Khalil's wife sliced open the vegetable. She noticed the seeds read 'Allan' wich is very close to the name 'Allah' in Urdu script. She informed the Imam who ordered the vegetable to be kept in a mosque for offering prayers. Hundreds of Muslims are converging on the mosque to see the vegetable.
(Thu May 22, 2003 - 10:11:04 am)

alt:
hum its a nice day. Im off on vacation. But Im out of coffee and smoke. Ill cut the grass and then head out for some breakfast and try to find some things that helps make life bearable.
(Thu May 22, 2003 - 10:11:44 am)

Chewing Wax:
What are you complaining about? I have that 50 pound puppy sleeping across my feet and the wife snores like a freight train and I have to get up to let the puppy out every morning at 5:00am.
(Thu May 22, 2003 - 10:12:19 am)

Chewing Wax:
And there is a robin that starts singing right outside my window at 3:30am. He wakes me up too.
(Thu May 22, 2003 - 10:12:54 am)

Chewing Wax:
Aubergine is eggplant in American
(Thu May 22, 2003 - 10:13:35 am)