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Queenie:
aliens told us about it.
(Wed May 21, 2003 - 3:02:02 pm)

I did.
(Wed May 21, 2003 - 3:02:13 pm)

Heruka:
I believe!

In his Earth Chronicles series, Zacharia Sitchin, an expert in ancient Semitic and Hebrew languages, offers the premise that mythology is the repository of ancient memory, the Bible is a historic and scientific document, and ancient civilizations were the product of knowledge given to the people by the Anunnaki. In Sitchin's words, "The Anunnaki came to Earth some 450,000 years ago from the planet Nibiru, a member of our own solar system whose great orbit brings it to our part of the heavens once every 3,600 years. They came here in need of gold, with which to protect their dwindling atmosphere. Exhausted and in need of help in mining the gold, their chief scientist Enki suggested that they use their genetic knowledge to create the needed Primitive Workers.... to upgrade genetically the existing hominids, who were already on Earth through Evolution, by adding some of the genes of the more advanced Anunnaki."

(Wed May 21, 2003 - 3:02:37 pm)

Heruka:
this means we're gentically modified. unsafe to eat.
(Wed May 21, 2003 - 3:03:53 pm)

Detlef Sping:
it's all true.
(Wed May 21, 2003 - 3:06:02 pm)

Heruka:
Berthas going to be disappointed to hear that.
(Wed May 21, 2003 - 3:06:19 pm)

Froupie:
cripes, that pooch needs a dentist detlef!
(Wed May 21, 2003 - 3:06:51 pm)

Froupie:
it's kinda scary too...
(Wed May 21, 2003 - 3:07:02 pm)

Detlef Sping:
heh.
(Wed May 21, 2003 - 3:07:23 pm)

Froupie:
that's just cruel, dying his hair green..
(Wed May 21, 2003 - 3:08:04 pm)

Detlef Sping:
that's after surgery.
(Wed May 21, 2003 - 3:08:06 pm)

Froupie:
what happened to the other tooth?
(Wed May 21, 2003 - 3:08:33 pm)

Detlef Sping:
I call him Gappy.
(Wed May 21, 2003 - 3:08:41 pm)

Froupie:
is it still embedded in the postman's leg?
(Wed May 21, 2003 - 3:09:03 pm)

Detlef Sping:
I used it as a door stop.
(Wed May 21, 2003 - 3:09:06 pm)

Froupie:
gappy. heh. great.
(Wed May 21, 2003 - 3:09:30 pm)

Detlef Sping:
It brings me good luck.
(Wed May 21, 2003 - 3:09:36 pm)

Froupie:
i have a lucky shark's tooth.
(Wed May 21, 2003 - 3:10:35 pm)

Froupie:
the shark was unlucky though.
(Wed May 21, 2003 - 3:10:53 pm)

Detlef Sping:
So is Gappy.
(Wed May 21, 2003 - 3:11:40 pm)

Detlef Sping:
I was really counting on planet X turning us all to jelly. I wonder what went wrong?
(Wed May 21, 2003 - 3:14:28 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Maybe it was the size of a golf ball.
(Wed May 21, 2003 - 3:15:22 pm)

Froupie:
i'm sure some bad asteroid vibes fell onto my office today. bad things happened. bad expensive things.
(Wed May 21, 2003 - 3:15:29 pm)

Froupie:
thankfully i wasnt to blame. my boss sure has got one loud voice when he's angry.
(Wed May 21, 2003 - 3:17:42 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Really? plaes flying accross the room, groaning noises? that sort of thing?
(Wed May 21, 2003 - 3:18:25 pm)

Detlef Sping:
plates
(Wed May 21, 2003 - 3:18:40 pm)

Froupie:
things definitely flew across the room.
(Wed May 21, 2003 - 3:18:56 pm)

Detlef Sping:
oh, not a haunting then.
(Wed May 21, 2003 - 3:19:13 pm)

Froupie:
that will come later, i'm sure.
(Wed May 21, 2003 - 3:19:45 pm)

Detlef Sping:
did another church renovation fall down?
(Wed May 21, 2003 - 3:19:56 pm)

Froupie:
no, but the architect fucked up on something, and it cost us a hundred grand. he's for it.
(Wed May 21, 2003 - 3:20:59 pm)

Detlef Sping:
You'd think God wouldn't let that happen.
(Wed May 21, 2003 - 3:21:26 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Balsa wood beams.
(Wed May 21, 2003 - 3:21:50 pm)