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British Torso:
(Tue May 13, 2003 - 8:34:51 am)
Cut in Two:
(Tue May 13, 2003 - 8:35:43 am)
Myk Murphy:
and old enough to wear go-go boots, too, i suppose.
(Tue May 13, 2003 - 8:37:27 am)
Myk Murphy:
quiet day in here today.
(Tue May 13, 2003 - 9:16:01 am)
bela:
Hi Myk. I was thinking about your idea of putting a little sign on bela. Last night I was coming back from feeding my stray cats and I see a little fluffy figure by the neighbors tree. Two glowing eyes. I walk over and its bela. i say "bela, what are you doing?' She just stood there staring at me. I said, "ok, lets go in" and she followed me around the corner in to the house. I hope she wouldn't just follow anyone anywhere. I think I should enforce her curfew and put a collar and tag around her neck.
(Tue May 13, 2003 - 9:23:29 am)
Myk Murphy:
yup, get that cat a collar & tag. best thing you can do for it. also, you might want to write something on the tag like "this cat cannot control its bowels. please return to owner immediately." this should keep most anyone from taking your cat.
(Tue May 13, 2003 - 9:38:47 am)
bela:
"this cat will destroy your home"
(Tue May 13, 2003 - 9:40:50 am)
bela:
"i'm cute but I'm a terror"
(Tue May 13, 2003 - 9:41:33 am)
Awesome:
Remember when Michael Jackson had that clitoris thing
hanging off his nose? That was awesome.
(Tue May 13, 2003 - 9:44:33 am)
:
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is
"God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to
tell him is "Probably because of something you did." Jack Handey
(Tue May 13, 2003 - 9:45:33 am)
alt on malt:
I'm thinking of getting one
(Tue May 13, 2003 - 9:46:34 am)
Froupie:
a cat?
(Tue May 13, 2003 - 9:47:14 am)
bela:
Yeah, cat.
(Tue May 13, 2003 - 9:49:48 am)
bela:
I sent a picture of my cat eating a donut to Chewing Wax. I'll send it to decoy and tell him to post it. Its pretty amazing.
(Tue May 13, 2003 - 9:50:15 am)
Myk Murphy:
perhaps he wants a malt. like the kind they have down at the malt shop.
(Tue May 13, 2003 - 9:50:53 am)
Froupie:
you can have my lovely old cat alt. he's a bit chewed and a bit freaked out most of the time, but that's becuase he got stuck at canadian customs for 3 weeks with only one tuna catnip to survive on.
(Tue May 13, 2003 - 9:51:29 am)
bela:
Thats ok, I have enough of my own.
(Tue May 13, 2003 - 9:52:06 am)
Myk Murphy:
yes, we must see this donut-eating cat. our cats turn their noses up to sweet things, normally. not that we offer this sort of thing, of course.
(Tue May 13, 2003 - 9:52:17 am)
Myk Murphy:
froupie's poor cat. 3 weeks is a long time.
(Tue May 13, 2003 - 9:54:01 am)
UK gripped by celebrity worship:
One in three people in Britain are suffering from Celebrity Worship Syndrome after becoming obsessed with their idols, according to new research. Extreme sufferers of the newly identified mental condition admit they would lie, steal or worse if the object of their admiration asked them. Kylie Minogue, Jerry Springer, David Beckham and even Tony Blair were among the most popular celebrities idolised by participants in the study. Psychologists at the University of Leicester carried out the research and found that celebrity worship is not just the remit of frothing teenage girls or science fiction fans. They said that CWS affected around 36 per cent of the people sampled and one in four respondents was so obsessed with their idol that it affected their daily life.
(Tue May 13, 2003 - 9:54:39 am)
bela:
I don't offer it. She comes up and grabs it from you.
(Tue May 13, 2003 - 9:55:51 am)
Froupie:
i know. the poor skinny ragamuffin was starving, he damn near tried to eat his other ear.
(Tue May 13, 2003 - 9:56:52 am)
UK gripped by celebrity worship:
Dr John Maltby, University of Leicester Lecturer in Psychology, said: "It has to be remembered that celebrity worship is not necessarily a bad thing. "However, our findings suggest that, like many other behaviours, over-indulgence in one thing may not always be good for you, For instance, I am in love with Madonna."
(Tue May 13, 2003 - 9:58:44 am)
bela:
I can't even hear stories like that. If that was one of my cats I would go nuts.
(Tue May 13, 2003 - 10:00:20 am)
Madonna Rocks:
(Tue May 13, 2003 - 10:02:03 am)
Canadian Customs:
It's not true we fed that cat like a King.
(Tue May 13, 2003 - 10:02:52 am)
Froupie:
he says you tried to feed him to the monkeys. are you calling my cat a liar?
(Tue May 13, 2003 - 10:03:35 am)
Canadian Customs:
It just preferred to eat it's own ears.
(Tue May 13, 2003 - 10:03:58 am)
Froupie:
well, he has been known to tell the odd fib or two. i'll have to deduct some catnip from his diet as punishment.
(Tue May 13, 2003 - 10:04:40 am)
Canadian Customs:
That cat now has citizenship and a job in Hamilton.
(Tue May 13, 2003 - 10:06:22 am)
Froupie:
hmmm, he didnt mention all that the little scallywag. he said the postie returned him as they couldn find a detlef sping, canada. i'm pretty sure that's the address i wrote on the envelope...
(Tue May 13, 2003 - 10:07:47 am)
Canadian Customs:
Detlef Sping, C/O Cherry Blossom Clinic, Essondale B.C.
(Tue May 13, 2003 - 10:09:24 am)
Myk Murphy:
wow, customs sure is helpful. jobs, mailing addresses... but can they tell my fortune?
(Tue May 13, 2003 - 10:11:03 am)