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damn this lady has got her hand up my butt
(Sun May 11, 2003 - 3:28:20 pm)
Myk Murphy:
happy mother's day to you all. well, all you mothers, anyway.
(Sun May 11, 2003 - 4:07:36 pm)
Queenie:
which is pretty much just me and the mrs.
(Sun May 11, 2003 - 7:36:16 pm)
Myk Murphy:
yeah, i guess that's true. happy mother's day, queenie.
(Sun May 11, 2003 - 8:33:57 pm)
Heruka:
Just another bloody rainy day for me..
(Sun May 11, 2003 - 9:46:10 pm)
NEWS FLASH:
Disney and the film director/writer Micheal Moore have teamed up to develop a new attraction at Disney World. The attraction, which is geared toward young adults and adults is said to be of the horror genre'. Spokesman Ernest Swftlick said of it "this is definatelynot one for the children, it may very well be the most frighteningt hing that Disney has ever produced. We here at Disney are trying to branch out and explore different areas and reach a different audience". The attraction, which is shown 6 times a day, has Mr. Moore sitting at a table and eating twice his weight in sausage. One spectators opinion after seeing the show, "it was horrible, he just kept eating for 45 minutes straight. I don't even think he took a breath during that time. He just kept shoving the sausages into his fat mouth while the flaps of cellilite hanging below his chin was shaking and swinging from side to side".
(Sun May 11, 2003 - 10:08:59 pm)
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Man Slices Own Head Off in Supermarket Suicide
Wed May 7, 9:17 AM ET
JOHANNESBURG, South Africa (Reuters) - A South African man died trying to cut his own head off with a butcher's band saw in a major supermarket, police said on Wednesday.
Superintendent Jay Naicker said the Shoprite Checkers store in Richards Bay had been ready to close on Monday when the man wandered in and headed for the meat department. "He just walked in, went to the band saw machine and switched it on," Naicker told Reuters. "Apparently he knew what he was doing. He put his neck to the blade and it cut about half way through before he fell to the floor."
Naicker said the man, later identified as 31-year-old Emmanuel Gumbi, was pronounced dead at the scene.
He said police had turned up no motive for the suicide, which stunned staff and shoppers at the store in northern Kwazulu-Natal province.
(Mon May 12, 2003 - 4:56:14 am)
Decoy:
Deck of weasles, heh heh. I love those guys; lovable pure unselfish idiots spewing crap. Mmmm Susan Sarandon in Pretty Baby ....
(Mon May 12, 2003 - 6:54:12 am)
Decoy:
We got rain. Happy Monday.
(Mon May 12, 2003 - 6:58:18 am)
Heruka:
What a bizarre world we live in.
(Mon May 12, 2003 - 7:38:53 am)
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(Mon May 12, 2003 - 7:59:45 am)
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Some 2,000 miles beneath our feet, a vast ocean of liquid iron generates the Earth's magnetic field, which cocoons us from the dangers of space. But now scientists have made an alarming discovery. There's a storm brewing deep within the Earth, a storm that could destroy our vital magnetic shield.
(Mon May 12, 2003 - 8:04:49 am)
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(Mon May 12, 2003 - 8:09:34 am)
Froupie:
don't worry, it's just a magnetic flip
(Mon May 12, 2003 - 8:13:42 am)
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(Mon May 12, 2003 - 8:20:13 am)
flat non-magnetic world:
(Mon May 12, 2003 - 8:22:57 am)
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(Mon May 12, 2003 - 8:49:33 am)
bela:
Hi Everyone, CW, I just sent you a picture of bela eating a donut. Its amazing. Yesterday we had the mother in law over for dinner and she says to me "once tomas took me to a grateful dead show but he just brought me because he needed a ride and someone to smuggle in 5 joints for him friggin asshole" Heh. What a mom.
(Mon May 12, 2003 - 9:40:56 am)
Decoy:
Well, I'm sure he appreciated it?
(Mon May 12, 2003 - 9:47:28 am)
Heruka:
it's wet and cold here. according to the Weather Bug, it's 46 out.
(Mon May 12, 2003 - 9:51:11 am)
Heruka:
greatest little gadget.
http://www.weatherbug.com/aws/index.asp
(Mon May 12, 2003 - 9:51:50 am)
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It's great!
(Mon May 12, 2003 - 9:54:26 am)
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(Mon May 12, 2003 - 9:55:41 am)
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http://www.goatse.cx/hello.jpg
(Mon May 12, 2003 - 10:14:45 am)
bela:
My closet is done. I'll have to have a picture posted. 33 pairs of shoes I counted for me last night and thats not counting my flip flops and sneakers.
(Mon May 12, 2003 - 11:07:26 am)
bela:
Thats another thing that bugs me about the blond vassar girls that work here. They all wear fucking flip flops to work. First of all, that is nasty as hell walking around dirty Manhattan in flip flops. There are stagnant puddles of filth pooled at every curb and they're getting that all over their pedicures. I hate it: flip flops, Kaki capris or regular Kaki trousers, little bag and a denim jacket.
(Mon May 12, 2003 - 11:11:16 am)
Heruka:
Ive been edited.
(Mon May 12, 2003 - 11:28:05 am)
Froupie:
this candle smells divine
(Mon May 12, 2003 - 11:32:03 am)