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(Tue May 6, 2003 - 1:45:07 am)

Chewing Wax:
Good morning.
(Tue May 6, 2003 - 5:01:39 am)

Heruka:
Hello.
(Tue May 6, 2003 - 5:04:53 am)

Queenie:
Morning?
(Tue May 6, 2003 - 5:23:55 am)

Heruka:
Yes morning. I woke up depressed again. I hate that.
(Tue May 6, 2003 - 5:28:15 am)

:

Study: Uneducated Outbreeding Intelligentsia 2-To-1
CHICAGO—In a report with dire implications for the intellectual future of America, a University of Chicago study revealed Monday that the nation's uneducated are breeding twice as soon and twice as often as those with university diplomas. "The average member of the American underclass spawns at age 15, compared to age 30 for the average college-educated professional," study leader Kenneth Stalls said. "America's intellectual elite, as a result, is badly losing the genetic marathon, with two generations of dullards born for every one generation of cultured literates." Added Stalls: "At this rate, by the year 2100 there will be five smart people on Earth, swallowed whole by more than 12 billion mouth-breathers incapable of understanding the binary exponentiation that swamped the Earth with their like." High-school dropout Mandi Drucker, 16, said of the findings, "All I know is, we're in love."
(Tue May 6, 2003 - 5:28:49 am)

:
http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,6361733%255E13762,00.html
(Tue May 6, 2003 - 8:13:58 am)

Froupie:
too many numbers. and my eyes are too tired to focus on them all.
(Tue May 6, 2003 - 8:56:54 am)

Froupie:
this wrethed hayfever isn't helping either. pills & vaporisers and eyedrops and tissues. my desk is overflowing with it all.
(Tue May 6, 2003 - 8:57:53 am)

Froupie:
wretched. my keyboard is all blurry.
(Tue May 6, 2003 - 8:58:43 am)

bela:
I told her congratulations though.
(Tue May 6, 2003 - 9:35:48 am)

:
The ThrillHammer Orgasmatron
Portland’s first “hand orgy”
Sexy photo & art galleries
Fun masturbation games & birthday fantasies come true
Magic Wands, Eroscillators, Chi Machines available to test drive

Live music by The Upsidedown & Full Brazil
Tunes spun by DJ Furious Bee and Powered by Atari
Fire spun by Flame-licious
Exotic dance by Morgana
Meet hunky gay model and performer, Jonathyn Andrews

Vendor Tables – so bring your checkbooks!
Chair Massage by Blaine DeLancey, LMT $10/15-minutes or .75
cents/minute
Fantastic Raffle Prizes (silicone toys from Vixen Creations,
glass toys from Phallix Glass and Crystal Climax, clothing from I
Love Vagina, books from Cleis Press and Black Books, website
memberships, Reiki sessions) - one ticket per admission fee,
additional tickets $2 each

Potluck, Full kitchen, Cloakroom
Copious main floor play & socializing space
Basement conversation & dining space
Fully wheelchair accessible
(Tue May 6, 2003 - 9:37:52 am)

:
Fully wheelchair accessible
(Tue May 6, 2003 - 9:38:20 am)

Froupie:
and powered by atari.
(Tue May 6, 2003 - 9:39:03 am)

Froupie:
reiki session. i could do with one of those.
(Tue May 6, 2003 - 9:39:50 am)

Whoohoo!
(Tue May 6, 2003 - 9:41:11 am)

:
Cloakroom
(Tue May 6, 2003 - 9:46:11 am)

Froupie:
you can test drive a magic wand.
(Tue May 6, 2003 - 9:49:07 am)

Queenie, your monkey is magnificent.
(Tue May 6, 2003 - 9:50:22 am)

All I know is, we're in love.
(Tue May 6, 2003 - 9:52:58 am)

(Tue May 6, 2003 - 9:54:58 am)

Detlef Sping:
What a nice monkey.
(Tue May 6, 2003 - 9:57:10 am)

:
"Where are you going?" he asked.
"I'm going to Monkey Face, I think. Wherever my brother takes me."
"Where is Monkey Face?"
"In the desert. Did you know that most of Oregon is a desert?"
"But why is it called Monkey Face?"
"I don't really know. Because it's a giant rock that looks like a monkey god."
(Tue May 6, 2003 - 10:05:12 am)

:
Send us your dog!
Your dog will finally be free of the leash, no longer hid behind a fence. Dogs at Dog Island, after an initial period of going a bit wild, actually find themselves forming very happy families.
No longer restrained to having to accept the only option, they can finally find the right partner for them. Make your dog happy, and make your dog free!

(Tue May 6, 2003 - 10:48:51 am)

The island is full of grasshoppers and other little munchies which they go crazy for.
(Tue May 6, 2003 - 10:52:10 am)

With plenty of visits from Heino.
(Tue May 6, 2003 - 10:59:45 am)

Plenty of dope.
(Tue May 6, 2003 - 11:09:21 am)

bela:
Ding dings.
(Tue May 6, 2003 - 11:10:50 am)

:
If you live in Arkansas it's unlawful to walk your cow after 1:00 on Sundays. You are also not allowed to keep an alligator in your bathtub.
(Tue May 6, 2003 - 11:23:11 am)

:
In Tennessee it is legal to gather and consume road kill.
(Tue May 6, 2003 - 11:23:49 am)

(Tue May 6, 2003 - 11:29:10 am)

Heruka:
Hmm.
(Tue May 6, 2003 - 11:41:26 am)

Froupie:
you could plug that pig straight into the cooker and take out the middle man.
(Tue May 6, 2003 - 11:45:01 am)