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Oldest one in the book:

(Tue Apr 29, 2003 - 4:08:26 pm)

Surrendering? me? I dont know what you're talking about..
(Tue Apr 29, 2003 - 4:12:35 pm)

Queenie:
dammit, where's my website?
(Tue Apr 29, 2003 - 4:12:55 pm)

:
"There are no Americans
infidels in Baghdad, never. Our initial
assessment is that they will all die. I am
not scared and neither should you be.
They're not even within 100 miles of
Baghdad."
(Tue Apr 29, 2003 - 4:14:14 pm)

"We blocked them inside the city. Their rear is blocked"
(Tue Apr 29, 2003 - 4:22:40 pm)

"Yes, the american troops have advanced further. This will only make it easier for us to defeat them"
(Tue Apr 29, 2003 - 4:24:02 pm)

"We will slaughter them, Bush Jr. and his international gang of bastards!"

"It has been rumored that we have fired scud missiles into
"Kuwait. I am here now to tell you, we do not have any scud missiles and I don't know why they were fired into Kuwait."

(Tue Apr 29, 2003 - 4:36:22 pm)

Queenie:
hmm. my neighbor just sent his yard guy over to give me a quote. do you think that was a hint?
(Tue Apr 29, 2003 - 5:26:31 pm)

Myk Murphy:
that's very funny to me, since i just finished mowing my lawn about 5 minutes ago. that must have been a hint, btw. it's not offensive, if only cuz it's kinda funny, too.
(Tue Apr 29, 2003 - 5:54:36 pm)

alt:
i need to cut my Dads grass as Im living there still but I don't want to cut it and beenputting it off for weeks now. But I Did cut the lakehouse so Im not a total lazy stoner.
(Tue Apr 29, 2003 - 5:56:26 pm)

Myk Murphy:
the lakehouse is more important than dad's lawn. tell your dad i said so.
(Tue Apr 29, 2003 - 6:18:42 pm)

Decoy:
Total lazy stoner ... mmmmm corn dogs...
(Tue Apr 29, 2003 - 6:27:42 pm)

Queenie:
ah, free trade magazine subscriptions, man's greatest invention
(Tue Apr 29, 2003 - 7:37:07 pm)

Heruka:
isn't that a little weird? printed publications about computers?
(Tue Apr 29, 2003 - 9:25:29 pm)

Decoy:
Especially nwo with the PocketPCs and the wireless ethernet. You can take it to the rest room with you.
(Tue Apr 29, 2003 - 10:20:01 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Huh?
(Tue Apr 29, 2003 - 10:47:18 pm)

alt gone:
you can poop while you compute
(Tue Apr 29, 2003 - 11:44:33 pm)

Heruka:
what a great thing. unless, of course, you're using a live webcam. the you can probably charge money or something....
(Wed Apr 30, 2003 - 12:24:53 am)

Chewing Wax:
Another beautiful day in paradise.
(Wed Apr 30, 2003 - 4:01:53 am)

(Wed Apr 30, 2003 - 6:20:44 am)

Froupie:
i just realised next monday is a bank holiday. nice long weekend ahead. paradise indeed.
(Wed Apr 30, 2003 - 6:27:59 am)

Froupie:
think i'll avoid the midlands this time. especially since i just found out some company in manchester has been nicking hundreds of pounds out of my visa account by mistake. i'm making them put it all back today. thieving northern oiks.
(Wed Apr 30, 2003 - 6:29:40 am)

Decoy:
Morning.
(Wed Apr 30, 2003 - 6:41:44 am)

Decoy:
Bank holiday? Our government wants us working.
(Wed Apr 30, 2003 - 6:42:58 am)

Decoy:
Manchester wankers.
(Wed Apr 30, 2003 - 6:43:17 am)

Froupie:
ha. they thought they could get out of paying me back my lost interest. the manc scallywags. lucky i have this trusty calculator. i should sue em really.
(Wed Apr 30, 2003 - 6:43:39 am)

Froupie:
morning decoy. yes we have 2 bank holidays in may, another in august. then i think thats our lot. the english are a loafing bunch, they really are.
(Wed Apr 30, 2003 - 6:44:28 am)

Froupie:
lazy, thieving, good for nothing scallywags. apart from me, of course.
(Wed Apr 30, 2003 - 6:45:04 am)

Froupie:
but i get extra holidays because my boss is jewish, therefore i am not allowed to come into work on certain days in september. i may spontaneously combust at my desk, or something.
(Wed Apr 30, 2003 - 6:47:12 am)

Froupie:
oh lunchtime. goody. i think i'll grab a bento box today.
(Wed Apr 30, 2003 - 6:49:53 am)

:
peanuts is all I have to eat. God they are great.
(Wed Apr 30, 2003 - 7:27:34 am)

Froupie:
very fattening though. particularly when coated in chocolate.
(Wed Apr 30, 2003 - 8:36:45 am)

(Wed Apr 30, 2003 - 8:44:37 am)