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Papa Lazarou:

Queenie! You're my wife now!
(Fri Apr 25, 2003 - 12:05:13 pm)

:
Dave awoke slowly, the bluish-white glare of the morning sun gradually filtering through his closed eyelids. He blinked and looked around, and found himself in a grassy glade, close to a silvery stream. But there were no trees nearby. The last thing he could recall was being under, or near a tree. So where was it? He looked around, puzzled, and stared at the sky as a flock of migrating triple-winged birds momentarily blocked the sun. This
was a strange world indeed! Where was he? More importantly, who was he? He realised with a start that he couldn't even answer that question. Oh yeah, he mumbled, "I'm Dave."
(Fri Apr 25, 2003 - 12:10:44 pm)

Froupie:
he is looking kinda scrawny, still cool though.

(Fri Apr 25, 2003 - 12:12:27 pm)

Queenie:
I said the stupidest thing to him when I met him. It was embarrassing.
(Fri Apr 25, 2003 - 12:16:23 pm)

Queenie:
"I do art because I enjoy the adverbs" - I love that, heh
(Fri Apr 25, 2003 - 12:16:39 pm)

bela:
Met who?
(Fri Apr 25, 2003 - 12:17:15 pm)

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Papa Lazarou sat and talked to himself while the tube-fish steaks were being frozen on the ice blocks prior to eating. ..Queenie staggered forlornly into a gloomy alley. It was noisy and dirty, and there was a strong overpowering smell everywhere. She staggered back and forth, but found that she was now remarkably agile. Her four hooved feet gave her a dexterity she hadn't expected, and her quick tail countered the loss of balance in an instant. The loss of the chattering monkey was a bit of a disappointment, but her back did feel a lot lighter as a result.

(Fri Apr 25, 2003 - 12:17:26 pm)

Froupie:
i emailed exene a few times, shes really nice, and touring with her other band. maybe i can go see them when i'm in calif.
(Fri Apr 25, 2003 - 12:19:11 pm)

Met John Doe, pay attention.
(Fri Apr 25, 2003 - 12:19:20 pm)

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Papa Lazarou looked over at the overly hopeful Attachments customer who found the dating service in his favourite monthly "Dog's Arses". He has the confidance of a corpse alive, the charm of a squirrel in the Mafia and the looks of your granny's arse slapped by an ugly stick. But as Olive says, miracles can happen!

(Fri Apr 25, 2003 - 12:20:08 pm)

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The girl giggled in delight, and stroked the John Doe lovingly. "Oh mummy, can I keep her, pleeeeze?," and looked at her mother with pleading, hang-dog eyes. The mother looked John Doe over, and said "It's a he, not a she, darling, and it probably has a home already.
(Fri Apr 25, 2003 - 12:21:45 pm)

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Papa Lazarou found himself floating in a multicoloured atmosphere.
(Fri Apr 25, 2003 - 12:26:43 pm)

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Queenie awoke. The air was fresh and warm, spring-like. She remembered something about an ass tree, and a notice, but looking around, there didn't seem to be an ass tree in this part of the forest. Strange, but she couldn't remember who she was either, although she appeared to be some sort of squirrel-like creature. She did know, however, that she had a Mission...
(Fri Apr 25, 2003 - 12:29:46 pm)

(Fri Apr 25, 2003 - 12:30:40 pm)

:
"Oh yeah", she mumbled, "I'm Dave."
(Fri Apr 25, 2003 - 12:30:53 pm)

Queenie:
I emailed exene once, I was like, "hey remember that hot young boy who totally broke your heart? he's a friend of mine!"

I wonder why she never replied...
(Fri Apr 25, 2003 - 12:33:52 pm)

(Fri Apr 25, 2003 - 12:35:20 pm)

Froupie:
she's done alright. two cool husbands.
(Fri Apr 25, 2003 - 12:36:04 pm)

Froupie:
neither called dave though.
(Fri Apr 25, 2003 - 12:36:24 pm)

Queenie:
she was with that viggo fella that the ladies seem to like so much.
(Fri Apr 25, 2003 - 12:38:03 pm)

Queenie:
and my friend who dated the friend who dated exene used to say that, in a way, she's done it with viggo, since she did it with a guy who did it with a girl who did it with viggo.
(Fri Apr 25, 2003 - 12:38:41 pm)

Froupie:
especially the pointy-eared ladies.
(Fri Apr 25, 2003 - 12:38:59 pm)

Froupie:
yuk it's raining. time to go. bye queenie, bye papa.
(Fri Apr 25, 2003 - 12:41:41 pm)

:
"Would you like to buy some pegs Dave?"
(Fri Apr 25, 2003 - 12:41:52 pm)

Froupie:
don't buy the pegs queenie. it's an evil ploy to steal your wedding ring.
(Fri Apr 25, 2003 - 12:42:19 pm)

Queenie:
I downloaded an mp3 of Johnny Cash doing Nine Inch Nails' "Hurt" -- have you heard this? Terribly beautiful.
(Fri Apr 25, 2003 - 12:42:40 pm)

:
"Autom-sprou-canda-tickbana-sandwor-budnorsellaswie?"
(Fri Apr 25, 2003 - 12:42:46 pm)

Froupie:
and stuff you inside an elephant with the other stolen wives.
(Fri Apr 25, 2003 - 12:42:48 pm)

Queenie:
My $25 wedding ring?
(Fri Apr 25, 2003 - 12:43:02 pm)

Froupie:
arab-nic nic grotina keraaang chickentu est irapoop saremy
(Fri Apr 25, 2003 - 12:44:44 pm)

Queenie:
I also downloaded some milla jovovich. that chick is weird.
(Fri Apr 25, 2003 - 12:45:03 pm)

Queenie:
I like it when she screams.
(Fri Apr 25, 2003 - 12:45:57 pm)

(Fri Apr 25, 2003 - 12:46:31 pm)