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Froupie:
big feet, the dutch.
(Wed Apr 16, 2003 - 11:48:24 am)

Froupie:
big feet and short trousers.
(Wed Apr 16, 2003 - 11:50:38 am)

Myk Murphy:
Actually, i'd like to do a driving trip through southern england and wales. That would be cool.
(Wed Apr 16, 2003 - 12:00:22 pm)

Hay Wain:
Nigel.
(Wed Apr 16, 2003 - 12:02:28 pm)

Heruka:
I want a pony.
(Wed Apr 16, 2003 - 12:03:28 pm)

:
My Little Pony, My Little Pony,
Whoever dreamed how far we would roam?
Crickets are calling; evening is falling,
Over the meadow and glen,
My Little Pony, My Little Pony,
When will I see you again?
"Firefly's Adventure
(Wed Apr 16, 2003 - 12:07:00 pm)

y Little Hula Pony:

(Wed Apr 16, 2003 - 12:11:06 pm)

:
a land filled with frolicking ponies, green leafy trees, soft yellow
butterflies, pink buildings, and blue sparkling water
(Wed Apr 16, 2003 - 12:12:12 pm)

(Wed Apr 16, 2003 - 12:14:31 pm)

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The dangerous dog bill in Iowa has a new number, SF446 (formerly SSB1195), and the breed-specific aspects of the bill have been dropped. Unfortunately, the bill is so poorly written that it now puts all dogs in jeopardy. SF446 declares all unleashed or unmuzzled dogs dangerous and never addresses the behavior of the dog itself as a criterion for determining whether it’s dangerous. Furthermore, any dog that enters another person’s property may be immediately seized and destroyed by the property owner without liability. No exceptions are made for dogs on their own private property, dogs used for farming, hunting, field trials or any organized dog events, or dogs that accidentally get loose from their owners. This bill is a real threat to the safety and well-being of all dogs throughout Iowa.
(Wed Apr 16, 2003 - 12:16:51 pm)

Take us to Timbuctoo:

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Cindy was looking around by herself over by some rocks near the edge of the water. She had just found a big claw, when she thought she heard a noise like somebody crying. Looking around, she spotted somebody sitting on the rocks.

Cindy went closer to her to see if she could see what was wrong. That was when she noticed that the girl wasn't wearing a bathing suit at all; in fact she didn't have any human legs --- she was a fish from the waist down!
(Wed Apr 16, 2003 - 12:32:27 pm)

(Wed Apr 16, 2003 - 12:33:50 pm)

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When the sailor received the drink, he looked over at the guy and thanked him. The man sidled up to the sailor and said "Excuse me, I
hope that i am not being personal, but i can't help but notice, that you are physically normal in everyway except that your head is the
size of a tangerine. If you don't mind me asking, were you born that way or did something happen to you?"
(Wed Apr 16, 2003 - 12:34:50 pm)

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By this time, her brother Timmy had come over to see what his sister was doing. He was also surprised to see a girl sitting there with no clothes on, and even more shocked to see that she was only a girl from the waist up and was all scales below that.

"I am from Faerie," the mermaid
(Wed Apr 16, 2003 - 12:36:31 pm)

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"There is a magic cave below the sea here. I was shot through by a bolt of lightning, and now I can't get back."

"Can we help?" Timmy asked her.

"There are gems in the cave that could get me back, but it would be too dangerous to try to get any of them because of the Dagon."

"What is the Dagon?" Timmy asked. It scared him to see how nervous and scared the mermaid became at just the mention of the name of the Dagon.
(Wed Apr 16, 2003 - 12:37:09 pm)

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Well, it was like this. We were out in the Pacific when the ship sank. I was washed ashore on a desert island. For three months, I lived off of coconuts and raw bugs without any contact with other living beings. One morning, I awoke to hear the plaintive cries of something in distress. I looked around the island and found a tiny hat that was caught on the rocks on the shoreline." The sailor who was physically normal in everyway except that his head was the size of a tangerine saw this as a sign from god.
(Wed Apr 16, 2003 - 12:37:55 pm)

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They had been there at the beach since 9:00, and it was now close to 11:00. At 11:30, they were all going to head back to the clubhouse for lunch. They had already found a few crab claws, but not as many as John thought they would need.
(Wed Apr 16, 2003 - 12:38:26 pm)

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The sailor who was physically normal in everyway except that his head was the size of a tangerine paused. "'What I would really like' I said to the mermaid, 'is to have sex with you.' The mermaid looked at me sadly. 'I would love to accomodate you but as you can see, from the waist down, I am a fish!' I thought for a moment, looked her in the eye, and said 'Well then, how about a little head?'
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Froupie:
a sailor with a tangerine head eh.. hmmm.
(Wed Apr 16, 2003 - 12:41:27 pm)

Froupie:
that would be most peculiar.
(Wed Apr 16, 2003 - 12:41:50 pm)

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Myk Murphy:
"a little head." heh heh. That's funny.
(Wed Apr 16, 2003 - 1:56:39 pm)

(Wed Apr 16, 2003 - 1:59:13 pm)