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Decoy:
They're calling it freezing fog now.
(Thu Apr 10, 2003 - 6:53:25 am)

Heruka:
Yeah?
(Thu Apr 10, 2003 - 6:54:20 am)

Froupie:

how very odd. it snowed here this morning. i've never known snow in london at springtime. and now it's sunny.
(Thu Apr 10, 2003 - 7:02:11 am)

Froupie:

the weather has gone completely barmy
(Thu Apr 10, 2003 - 7:05:20 am)

Balmy you say?
(Thu Apr 10, 2003 - 7:31:53 am)

Myk Murphy:
Amazing cheap flights to london and much of europe right now. And the hotels are now open in kirkuk.
(Thu Apr 10, 2003 - 9:12:33 am)

Bagdad Cottage by Mattel:

(Thu Apr 10, 2003 - 9:13:42 am)

alt:
morning fuckheads
(Thu Apr 10, 2003 - 9:14:36 am)

Heruka:
The problem with Europe is it's full of Europeans.
(Thu Apr 10, 2003 - 9:22:14 am)

Detlef Sping:
you must mean Philadelphia
(Thu Apr 10, 2003 - 9:30:41 am)

..Just let me practice.."Would you like fries with that?"..
(Thu Apr 10, 2003 - 9:37:22 am)

Froupie:
yes come to London, we like some americans.
(Thu Apr 10, 2003 - 9:40:09 am)

Froupie:
don't forget your umbrella's though. especially in july.
(Thu Apr 10, 2003 - 9:43:35 am)

I like this tie:

(Thu Apr 10, 2003 - 9:58:29 am)

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:
Geraldine was having a really tough time being Geraldine. It wasn't so much that the Bagel Gnomes had taken her prisoner, they hadn't, in fact she had ended up going with them at their insistence. They felt rather awful about the mix up with Assistant Principal Hadley, God forgive them, but it was just part of their nature. The smell of the food had just gone to their heads. And it was Zabar's lox. That was enough to drive anyone a little bit out of their senses. Thank God he didn't have any of the whitefish salad on him or there would've been no saving him.
(Thu Apr 10, 2003 - 11:29:46 am)

Mmmm Zabar's lox.
(Thu Apr 10, 2003 - 11:31:52 am)

:
One of the elephants is wandering slowly, with no more apparent purpose than any of the others, towards the main stage.
(Thu Apr 10, 2003 - 11:42:33 am)

:
He collapses forwards, still crawling towards the bar, crawling towards Ratz, eyes illuminated by a strange robotic glow, body
animated by a strange robotic purpose. The bartender is transfixed, staring with horror at the thing crawling toward him. The
poet claws his way up to the bar top with his metal skeletal hands, and on over it, clawing inexorably nearer.

The bartender unfreezes, reaches up and pulls down a glass. Clonk, in front of the Poet, stopping him dead, like a door
slamming in his face; leaving the elephant clawing franticly with impatience at the bottle of beer the bartender is getting him.
(Thu Apr 10, 2003 - 11:46:39 am)

:
what is this thing that occupies my body? some form of conscious fog passing through and also escapeing outwards. only this time flaws in thought have driven away curious onlookers. motor devices were no good now. he only had to walk away
(Thu Apr 10, 2003 - 12:17:14 pm)

:
They injected him with something and, against his will, he felt
himself relaxing. He was pushed through the halls on a padded chair
that hovered a few centimeters off the parquet floor on an induction
cushion, wondering if it was the same chair they had used to take
Sumi away. Conover walked behind him, smelling of clove cigarettes.
(Thu Apr 10, 2003 - 12:23:09 pm)

(Thu Apr 10, 2003 - 12:27:09 pm)

:
You wouldn't have believed the state they were in when they got here. Pathetic. The Bagel Gnomes had stuck neural scramblers in all their heads. One hundred meters beyond the Zabar's lox, their brains went into vaporfreeze.
(Thu Apr 10, 2003 - 12:27:33 pm)

The Great God Tiki Bagel Gnome:

(Thu Apr 10, 2003 - 12:29:53 pm)

Look who they found in Baghdad:

(Thu Apr 10, 2003 - 12:31:50 pm)

An exact wooden replica of Shatner's Bassoon.
(Thu Apr 10, 2003 - 12:41:45 pm)

:
Groucho's theories on art and revolution came back to him as he skimmed toward the bright pagoda in the distance.
(Thu Apr 10, 2003 - 1:27:29 pm)

Chewing Wax:
what the hell? Have you all gone insane?
(Thu Apr 10, 2003 - 1:31:22 pm)