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(Tue May 30, 2000 - 1:22:21 pm)

Decoy:
Calculate your own BMI
http://www.cnn.com/2000/HEALTH/05/30/growth.charts.01/index.html
(Tue May 30, 2000 - 1:43:01 pm)

Chewing Wax:
That BMI is a bunch of bullshit
(Tue May 30, 2000 - 1:49:04 pm)

Decoy:
I agree. I got their 26 right here. They do not account for penis size.
(Tue May 30, 2000 - 1:53:47 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I'd have to weigh 145 to get down to a "healthy" BMI of 19. I would in fact be so fucking healthy that I would be dead.
(Tue May 30, 2000 - 1:56:07 pm)

Decoy:
That's a little extreme,
(Tue May 30, 2000 - 1:58:48 pm)

m©:
My boots weigh 145lbs..
(Tue May 30, 2000 - 2:01:18 pm)

Decoy:
Hello moochie boy.
(Tue May 30, 2000 - 2:02:40 pm)

m©:
Size 12 1/2 Blunnies. Hello discombobulaters.
(Tue May 30, 2000 - 2:03:08 pm)

Decoy:
Careful with that.
(Tue May 30, 2000 - 2:03:52 pm)

m©:
Everyone is dying from cholera in Ontario so watch what you drink...Labatts may be ok.
(Tue May 30, 2000 - 2:04:53 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Hello m©
(Tue May 30, 2000 - 2:05:51 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I saw that on the big old Toronto newscast last night. Nasty.
(Tue May 30, 2000 - 2:06:24 pm)

m©:
They hooked up the sewer to the towns water supply..the pipes looked the same. Plus all the cow shit in the wells didnt help .
(Tue May 30, 2000 - 2:07:02 pm)

Chewing Wax:
This is all due to lack of proper funding. They need higher taxes. It's the only way to stop this sort of thing from happening.
(Tue May 30, 2000 - 2:08:15 pm)

m©:
Bad plumbing..Bad ducts I tell you. We in Vang had water coming down in sheets yesterday no lie. I rained enough in 30 min. to blow the manhole covers off, flood homes and freak the basement dwelling citizens out, and that rarely happens.
(Tue May 30, 2000 - 2:11:09 pm)

m©:
Not in my area it's high and dry but in the outlying area it's a sad mess flash monsoons are a new thing around here were used to a slow steady rain for 5 months,
(Tue May 30, 2000 - 2:13:53 pm)

m©:
Eh?
(Tue May 30, 2000 - 2:14:21 pm)

m©:
No we have the biggest taxes too..rain and taxes ..its great.
(Tue May 30, 2000 - 2:15:16 pm)

m©:
We have coyotes living in the city too ..lots of them..they attacked a young kid a couple of days ago in a swanky part of town..it seems some of the hapless 'new canadians' have been leaving " food offerings for the skinny doggies"
(Tue May 30, 2000 - 2:20:03 pm)

Speaking Machine:
That will be two dollars ... thank you and beware the Coyotes.
(Tue May 30, 2000 - 2:22:21 pm)

m©:
All I have are these empty 'Witless Fucker' bottles and nobody else takes them.
(Tue May 30, 2000 - 2:24:35 pm)

Chewing Wax:
It's the Sun storms
(Tue May 30, 2000 - 2:24:44 pm)

Decoy:
I must have 500 Labatt Blue bottles in the garage.
(Tue May 30, 2000 - 2:25:56 pm)

Chewing Wax:
500 bottles. Is that a record?
(Tue May 30, 2000 - 2:26:29 pm)

Decoy:
No, the record is about 700. Set last fall.
(Tue May 30, 2000 - 2:27:33 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Hang on to those Witless Fucker bottles mooch. They'll be worth something some day.
(Tue May 30, 2000 - 2:28:18 pm)

Decoy:
Can you re-cap those?
(Tue May 30, 2000 - 2:29:39 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Alls I have is about 200 empty cans.
(Tue May 30, 2000 - 2:30:48 pm)