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Decoy:
I knew there was something wrong.
(Thu Mar 27, 2003 - 5:01:48 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Six hours getting my car serviced. Something about a seized break calipre and $600.
(Thu Mar 27, 2003 - 5:15:05 pm)

Chewing Wax:
caliper
(Thu Mar 27, 2003 - 5:17:11 pm)

Chewing Wax:
brake
(Thu Mar 27, 2003 - 5:17:22 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I think a nice large glass of gin would go down nicely
(Thu Mar 27, 2003 - 5:17:41 pm)

Heruka:
tequila!
(Thu Mar 27, 2003 - 5:17:59 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Tequila you say?
(Thu Mar 27, 2003 - 5:19:09 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I haven't sojourned out to buy the bottle. It could be anything. I think gin though. A nice Plymouth Original Strength.
(Thu Mar 27, 2003 - 5:19:39 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Man, you can't crank up "Mr. Blue Sky" and tell me E.L.O. suck.
(Thu Mar 27, 2003 - 5:21:04 pm)

Heruka:
are those onine IQ tests any good? are they a real cilbre of your IQ?
(Thu Mar 27, 2003 - 5:22:55 pm)

Heruka:
caliber.
(Thu Mar 27, 2003 - 5:23:12 pm)

Chewing Wax:
you making fun of me?
(Thu Mar 27, 2003 - 5:32:12 pm)

Heruka:
No. Just curios. I want to have my IQ tested once and for all. I never have. I've taken the online tests a lot. those are good fun.
(Thu Mar 27, 2003 - 5:34:30 pm)

Heruka:
curious
(Thu Mar 27, 2003 - 5:34:41 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I see. Well then, I have no idea.
(Thu Mar 27, 2003 - 5:35:06 pm)

Heruka:
I just want to prove once and for all that I am a superior human being.
(Thu Mar 27, 2003 - 5:38:30 pm)

Chewing Wax:
To who? Anyone who interacts with you must know it instinctively. I know I do.
(Thu Mar 27, 2003 - 5:51:37 pm)

Heruka:
To the world. Of course you do, you cower in the presence of my immense intellect.
(Thu Mar 27, 2003 - 6:00:28 pm)

Heruka:
I'm off. Have a nice evening. 70 degrees tomorrow. Hmm.
(Thu Mar 27, 2003 - 6:00:54 pm)

Chewing Wax:
See you later
(Thu Mar 27, 2003 - 6:18:28 pm)

alt:
Have a good one Heruka.
Im babysitting my brothers little rat looking black snauscher.
Would much rather have my pet Buzzy cat back in my possesion but I rarely get what I want these days.
(Thu Mar 27, 2003 - 6:37:36 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I hear yah alt
(Thu Mar 27, 2003 - 6:52:05 pm)

a ltern nit:
good show tonight here in Indy. Frank Black and the Catholics were good. I keep being reminded how lonely I am. That old thick impermeable wall still stands and its weird because I almost feel the isolation in my bones. The connection to the people there and the music and all soaked up the despair and left me almost hitting a few women. But then I left early and am home now to sip a beverage and maybe toke up a lil and just be glad to be alive and able to smoke up more
(Thu Mar 27, 2003 - 11:15:29 pm)

Decoy:
Heruka, go to the mensa web ste and take their test. Tell us your score.
(Thu Mar 27, 2003 - 11:19:35 pm)

Decoy:
alt, did you mean hitting ON a few women?
(Thu Mar 27, 2003 - 11:22:07 pm)

a ltern nit:
hitting on, not-- hitting

(Thu Mar 27, 2003 - 11:26:31 pm)

alt:
I love the wimmenz.
Once i had a girlfriend that asked me to hit her as we were making love. It was weird and my loving sensitive side quickly subduded her.
(Thu Mar 27, 2003 - 11:28:01 pm)

Heruka:
Hmmm. This is about right. I took 2 IQ tests today, and my IQ came out to be 117 on one test, 119 on another. Which is pretty consistant. Above average. Usually in the 80 percentile range.

Your score was 20 out of 30. That is a very good score, you would have a good chance of passing the Mensa test.

Please note that the Mensa Workout is NOT the official Mensa test, and your score will not qualify or disqualify you for membership.

(Fri Mar 28, 2003 - 12:15:19 am)

Heruka:
1. 1600. Sally likes perfect squares.

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2. 6. One typist types one page in two minutes.
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3. 21:00. 2 hours later (23:00 - 1 hour before midnight) is half the time until midnight as 1 hour later (22:00 - 2 hours before midnight).
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4. C.
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5. 5. 1/10 of 400 is 40, 1/4 of 40 is 10, 1/2 of 10 is 5.
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6. 20. If you found 10, you forgot about 70, 71, etc. If you got 11, you forgot about the 70 series, but remembered 77 had 2; if you got 19, you forgot about the extra 7 in 77; if you got 21 you created a 7 out of thin air.
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7. 10. The fact that the words are the names of the months doesn't matter. The rule is that each syllable is worth 5.
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8. 25. Apples are worth 7, bananas are worth 8, strawberries are worth 3 and cherries are worth 2.
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9. 10 meters. sqrt(3*3 + 4*4) * 2. They make two right triangles.
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10. 8. Circle has one line, octagon has eight.
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11. It is not really sensible to rely on something that has not yet happened and may not ever happen.
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12. No. The other 800 elephants can be any mix of all blue and pink and green stripes.
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13. POST. POSTcard POSTbox POSTcode POSTbag POSThaste.
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14. 64. Each number is the cube of the sequence 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.
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15. PARACHUTE.
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16. DAY. DAYlight, DAYbreak, DAYtime.
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17. LAND. grassLAND, LANDscape.
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18. STRONGER.
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19. BANALITIES.
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20. O. JKLMN ->O<- PQRST.
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21. Radish. Both grow underground.
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22. Flower. The only one not made by man.
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23. Elk. The only one that isn't a pet.
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24. A. When the outer shape is a hexagon, the center is a circle and vice-versa. The colors alternate.
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25. 11 5. Alternating numbers go up by 2, and down by 1.
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26. C. The number of lines on the side with the stick goes increases by one, while the side opposite the stick decreases by one. The stick alternates sides.
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27. 25.
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28. 17. Prime numbers.
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29. E. Alternate letters increase by one.
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30. E. The first column has 6 'petals', while the second has 5. The first row is solid. The second row has lines going from the 'petals' into the center.
(Fri Mar 28, 2003 - 12:15:59 am)

:
i gOTTA BR0ken FIsssTTT!
(Fri Mar 28, 2003 - 12:17:54 am)

Heruka:
I'm assuming you meant hitting ON a few woman.

"despair and left me almost hitting a few women."

(Fri Mar 28, 2003 - 12:33:38 am)

(Fri Mar 28, 2003 - 12:33:47 am)

:
nowadays a womans gotta hit a man to make him know
shes there
none of my women have any tears in their eyes
(Fri Mar 28, 2003 - 12:37:18 am)