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Detlef Sping:
I spent twelve years in an elevator practicing my enunciation. swallow that gum and it will be trapped for seven years. and it will itch.
(Fri Mar 21, 2003 - 6:31:03 pm)

Detlef Sping:
he pocket dictionary. wedding rings. .38 specials with rhinestone inlay. freeze-dried icecubes. making angels in the fresh concrete.

(Fri Mar 21, 2003 - 6:32:15 pm)

Detlef Sping:
bring that truck over here. I’m gonna whiz on it. you think corn is bad?
(Fri Mar 21, 2003 - 6:33:28 pm)

Detlef Sping:
razor wire hugs the civic centre. mothers collect their rugs astronauts eat spicy enchiladas.
(Fri Mar 21, 2003 - 6:36:06 pm)

Detlef Sping:
my beautiful wall.
(Fri Mar 21, 2003 - 6:36:29 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Shlub...
(Fri Mar 21, 2003 - 6:37:14 pm)

Decoy:
Encore! Encore!
(Fri Mar 21, 2003 - 6:42:29 pm)

Queenie:
fantastic
(Fri Mar 21, 2003 - 7:01:51 pm)

:
"AT LAST - A CONSERVATIVE ALTERNATIVE TO BEN & JERRY'S
Like millions of your fellow Americans, you enjoy ice cream but do NOT enjoy seeing your money funneled to wacko left-wing causes. We are not ashamed of America. We think it's the best country ever, and so we have set out to make the best ice cream ever! We asked Moxley's, one of America's premier producers of gourmet ice cream, to help us create a line of tantalizing flavors from their award winning recipes, and to spare no expense in the selection of ingredients or preparation process. The result is Star Spangled Ice Cream, an exquisitely delicious hand-crafted super premium ice cream featuring a smoothness, texture and taste you simply cannot find in stores. We invite you to sample it and see for yourself! And when you serve Star Spangled, you serve your country, because we proudly donate 10 percent of our profits to charities that support the men and women of the US Armed Forces."

This is NOT a spoof. Here are some genuine flavours you can order from this site:

I Hate the French Vanilla.
Nutty Environmentalist
Iraqi Road
Smaller GovernMINT

More Flavors We Hope To Introduce Soon

Cowardly German Chocolate
Irrelevant Belgian Chocolate
Dutch (Reagan) Chocolate
Donald Rum Raisin
US Army Tank Crunch
US Navy Battle-Chip
US Air Force Over-The-Rainbow Sherbet
US Marine Tough Cookies & Cream
School Prayerleens & Crème
Gun Nut

VINTAGE FLAVORS

Clinton Im-Peach
White House Fundraiser Coffee
Peanut Malaise

(Fri Mar 21, 2003 - 9:56:23 pm)

Herruka:
I've changed my mind. I think I'm against thiss war. after the movie tonbights I plipped through channls and came to cpasm and they had anew s broadast on from Lebonan. they were talking abour the Palestinians, but on their map, there was no Israel. they called it occupied Palestine. I came to the conclusion it's better to let the people in the mideast wallow in their own pverty. It may not be a good idea to empower these types. Not that anyone gives a fck about the Pals. they just use them as an instigater to heighten anger towards Israel and the US. Oh well. Look at the protests. there's always Free Palestine banners everywhere. oh well.
(Sat Mar 22, 2003 - 12:22:10 am)

Detlef Sping:
You're drunk dad, go to bed.
(Sat Mar 22, 2003 - 1:31:02 am)

Chewing Wax:
Happy days
(Sat Mar 22, 2003 - 6:01:30 am)

Froupie:
mmmm waffles.
(Sat Mar 22, 2003 - 6:07:59 am)

Froupie:
the weekend is no-cereal zone.
(Sat Mar 22, 2003 - 6:08:14 am)

theo:
Good morning loungers..luv the smell of napalm in the morning..
(Sat Mar 22, 2003 - 7:21:12 am)

Chewing Wax:
There's no napalm in the desert my friend.
(Sat Mar 22, 2003 - 9:41:16 am)

alt:
It Is Obvious is from Syd Barretts solo album Barrett released in
November 1970
Running time approx 3 minutes
__________
I love that song!
(Sat Mar 22, 2003 - 10:42:11 am)

alt:
Robyn Hitchcock performing Dominoes
Singer/ songwriter of 60's influenced guitar pop group Soft Boys
Dominoes is from Syd Barretts solo album Barrett released in November
1970
Running time approx 3 minutes
Robyn Hitchcock performing
__________
I love that song!
(Sat Mar 22, 2003 - 10:43:27 am)

Sleepy:
It's Spring. My hands are cold.
(Sat Mar 22, 2003 - 10:54:19 am)

Sleepy:
Really cold. Here, feel.
(Sat Mar 22, 2003 - 10:54:45 am)

Sleepy:
Smarts, no?
(Sat Mar 22, 2003 - 10:54:55 am)

Chewing Wax:
Was that your nose?
(Sat Mar 22, 2003 - 11:02:01 am)

Chewing Wax:
Oh your hands. I see.
(Sat Mar 22, 2003 - 11:04:39 am)

Heruka:
Ugh.
(Sat Mar 22, 2003 - 11:09:32 am)

Chewing Wax:
Spoken like I feel. Too much tartar sauce last night. They got sick of me asking for more of them little white paper cups of it and brought out the big 42oz plastic tub with a plastic spoon in it and said, "here".
(Sat Mar 22, 2003 - 12:11:57 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I adore tartar sauce.
(Sat Mar 22, 2003 - 12:12:21 pm)

Heruka:
Yeah? Try it on hamburgers. Like Big Boy's burger sauce, only with more bits of pickles in it.
(Sat Mar 22, 2003 - 2:23:25 pm)

:
"If we could read the secret history of our enemies, we should find in each man's life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm all hostility."
(Sat Mar 22, 2003 - 5:52:53 pm)

Detlef Sping:
"If we could see what was really going on in their stinky little heads, we'd want to wring their necks"
(Sat Mar 22, 2003 - 6:16:02 pm)

Detlef Sping:
42oz plastic tub with a plastic spoon in it "The Mother of all Tartar Sauce"
(Sat Mar 22, 2003 - 6:17:34 pm)

(Sat Mar 22, 2003 - 6:18:09 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Homo wear?
(Sat Mar 22, 2003 - 6:25:02 pm)

Detlef Sping:
You could fit a lot of tartar sauce into that coat.
(Sat Mar 22, 2003 - 6:26:17 pm)