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Heruka:
Huge. 40" shoulders. 50: inch waist.
(Tue Mar 18, 2003 - 2:58:35 pm)
Heruka:
And I weare a c-cup.
(Tue Mar 18, 2003 - 2:58:51 pm)
bela:
I'm a little under 9 and a quarter stone I guess. I don't know.
(Tue Mar 18, 2003 - 2:59:20 pm)
Queenie:
sometimes I wonder if I should have bangs.
(Tue Mar 18, 2003 - 3:00:59 pm)
richbitch:
I'm 7 stone 4 and i look fat
(Tue Mar 18, 2003 - 3:01:24 pm)
Queenie:
but my hair is so curly that whenever I have bangs they just curl up like the little dutch boy or something.
(Tue Mar 18, 2003 - 3:01:31 pm)
bela:
Big and fat is good though. I like big guys.
(Tue Mar 18, 2003 - 3:01:32 pm)
Queenie:
like that peter pan guy, yeah
(Tue Mar 18, 2003 - 3:02:17 pm)
Queenie:
skinny bony boys are no good for the luvvin
(Tue Mar 18, 2003 - 3:02:33 pm)
bela:
Yeah, don't get them. Or you could do the worst thing possible and blow dry your bangs straight and have the rest of your hair all curly. I hate that, its so bad.
(Tue Mar 18, 2003 - 3:02:37 pm)
Queenie:
I need to do something with my hair bela but I don't know what
(Tue Mar 18, 2003 - 3:02:56 pm)
bela:
I sort of have a crush on this tall skinny guy. I don't know, he likes me I can tell. He doesn't really know me.
(Tue Mar 18, 2003 - 3:03:08 pm)
Queenie:
what do you think? Bangs? No?
(Tue Mar 18, 2003 - 3:08:22 pm)
bela:
No bangs.
(Tue Mar 18, 2003 - 3:10:03 pm)
Queenie:
ok
(Tue Mar 18, 2003 - 3:10:47 pm)
Queenie:
actually I think I'll just chop it all the hell off this summer. go for a renee zellweger in 'chicago' or jane fonda in 'they shoot horses, don't they' sort of 20's-30's thing.
(Tue Mar 18, 2003 - 3:12:16 pm)
Heruka:
Say more with tulips.
(Tue Mar 18, 2003 - 3:13:05 pm)
bela:
Well, I'm not so sure you want to cut it all off either. I'll tell you what to use hold on.
(Tue Mar 18, 2003 - 3:13:58 pm)
Queenie:
i'm in desperate need to good curl product
(Tue Mar 18, 2003 - 3:14:25 pm)
Queenie:
I had this great shit, I can't remember what it was, it was in a blue bottle, some sort of curl lotion. but it's all gone now.
(Tue Mar 18, 2003 - 3:14:56 pm)
Queenie:
it was a name, a man's name like "paul mitchell" but that wasn't it... it was some name I'd never heard of
(Tue Mar 18, 2003 - 3:17:36 pm)
Heruka:
blue liquid that curls hair? Saphire gin.
(Tue Mar 18, 2003 - 3:20:22 pm)
:
As Bill Maher said last week, how bad do you have to suck to lose a popularity contest with Saddam Hussein? The whole world is against you, Mr. Bush. Count your fellow Americans among them.
(Tue Mar 18, 2003 - 3:20:27 pm)
bela:
There are a lot of different things you can buy.
(Tue Mar 18, 2003 - 3:20:47 pm)
:
Dear Governor Bush:
So today is what you call "the moment of truth," the day that "France and the rest of world have to show their cards on the table." I'm glad to hear that this day has finally arrived. Because, I gotta tell ya, having survived 440 days of your lying and conniving, I wasn't sure if I could take much more. So I'm glad to hear that today is Truth Day, 'cause I got a few truths I would like to share with you:
1. There is virtually NO ONE in America (talk radio nutters and Fox News aside) who is gung-ho to go to war. Trust me on this one. Walk out of the White House and on to any street in America and try to find five people who are PASSIONATE about wanting to kill Iraqis. YOU WON'T FIND THEM! Why? 'Cause NO Iraqis have ever come here and killed any of us! No Iraqi has even threatened to do that. You see, this is how we average Americans think: If a certain so-and-so is not perceived as a threat to our lives, then, believe it or not, we don't want to kill him! Funny how that works!
2. The majority of Americans -- the ones who never elected you -- are not fooled by your weapons of mass distraction. We know what the real issues are that affect our daily lives -- and none of them begin with I or end in Q. Here's what threatens us: two and a half million jobs lost since you took office, the stock market having become a cruel joke, no one knowing if their retirement funds are going to be there, gas now costs almost two dollars -- the list goes on and on. Bombing Iraq will not make any of this go away. Only you need to go away for things to improve.
3. As Bill Maher said last week, how bad do you have to suck to lose a popularity contest with Saddam Hussein? The whole world is against you, Mr. Bush. Count your fellow Americans among them.
4. The Pope has said this war is wrong, that it is a SIN. The Pope! But even worse, the Dixie Chicks have now come out against you! How bad does it have to get before you realize that you are an army of one on this war? Of course, this is a war you personally won't have to fight. Just like when you went AWOL while the poor were shipped to Vietnam in your place.
5. Of the 535 members of Congress, only ONE (Sen. Johnson of South Dakota) has an enlisted son or daughter in the armed forces! If you really want to stand up for America, please send your twin daughters over to Kuwait right now and let them don their chemical warfare suits. And let's see every member of Congress with a child of military age also sacrifice their kids for this war effort. What's that you say? You don't THINK so? Well, hey, guess what -- we don't think so either!
6. Finally, we love France. Yes, they have pulled some royal screw-ups. Yes, some of them can pretty damn annoying. But have you forgotten we wouldn't even have this country known as America if it weren't for the French? That it was their help in the Revolutionary War that won it for us? That our greatest thinkers and founding fathers -- Thomas Jefferson, Ben Franklin, etc. -- spent many years in Paris where they refined the concepts that lead to our Declaration of Independence and our Constitution? That it was France who gave us our Statue of Liberty, a Frenchman who built the Chevrolet, and a pair of French brothers who invented the movies? And now they are doing what only a good friend can do -- tell you the truth about yourself, straight, no b.s. Quit pissing on the French and thank them for getting it right for once. You know, you really should have traveled more (like once) before you took over. Your ignorance of the world has not only made you look stupid, it has painted you into a corner you can't get out of.
Well, cheer up -- there IS good news. If you do go through with this war, more than likely it will be over soon because I'm guessing there aren't a lot of Iraqis willing to lay down their lives to protect Saddam Hussein. After you "win" the war, you will enjoy a huge bump in the popularity polls as everyone loves a winner -- and who doesn't like to see a good ass-whoopin' every now and then (especially when it 's some third world ass!). So try your best to ride this victory all the way to next year's election. Of course, that's still a long ways away, so we'll all get to have a good hardy-har-har while we watch the economy sink even further down the toilet!
But, hey, who knows -- maybe you'll find Osama a few days before the election! See, start thinking like THAT! Keep hope alive! Kill Iraqis -- they got our oil!!
Yours, Michael Moore
(Tue Mar 18, 2003 - 3:22:08 pm)
Chewing Wax:
As if I would have to tell Decoy what I thought the new quote should be.
(Tue Mar 18, 2003 - 3:22:24 pm)
Myk Murphy:
With 70% support, i think bill maher may be out of step with public opinion. Informed opinion knows that this must be done, but some are distracted by a naive notion that to oppose the powerful usa on iraq is somehow noble.
(Tue Mar 18, 2003 - 3:30:19 pm)
Heruka:
wow quoting Bill Mahar and Michael Moore, scraping the bottom of the barrel eh? they haven't a single IQ between them.
(Tue Mar 18, 2003 - 3:30:19 pm)
bela:
Michael Moore wrote that?
(Tue Mar 18, 2003 - 3:31:52 pm)
Heruka:
Micheal Moore quoting Bill Mahar. It's like Dumb and Dumber. Too funny.
(Tue Mar 18, 2003 - 3:34:22 pm)
Myk Murphy:
I doubt that this could be a very moral war of liberation if every american salivated for iraqi blood. Rather, it's time to remove a dictator before he levels israel. This, alone, is in the national interest. If we see democracy in the middle east, even better. For once, we are correcting a previous sin: removing despots we once supported.
(Tue Mar 18, 2003 - 3:36:45 pm)
Myk Murphy:
That having been said, i am furious about bush tax, social, and environmental policies.
(Tue Mar 18, 2003 - 3:39:08 pm)
Myk Murphy:
Ask any iraqi outside of iraq what the best course of action might be.
(Tue Mar 18, 2003 - 3:40:48 pm)