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(Wed Mar 12, 2003 - 1:48:21 am)

(Wed Mar 12, 2003 - 4:11:51 am)

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"The RCMP couldn't do anything with it," he said, adding that although it seemed comical that two burly Mounties couldn't catch one small cat, he quickly understood why.

(Wed Mar 12, 2003 - 4:22:58 am)

Myk Murphy:
Good morning, big bombs. Glad to hear about your new job, wax. As for my new assignment, it certainly is deserted at this hour of the morning. At my last gig, the place would be rocking by 7:30am.
(Wed Mar 12, 2003 - 8:04:47 am)

Decoy:
Heruka, don't post as me, please. Fake your own posts from now on.
(Wed Mar 12, 2003 - 8:10:52 am)

Decoy:
So, Myk. Are you pulling taffy again, or was this new job an advancement?
(Wed Mar 12, 2003 - 8:11:57 am)

Myk Murphy:
It's a different sort of taffy, decoy, but taffy just the same. Nicer workplace.
(Wed Mar 12, 2003 - 8:36:57 am)

Sheeps head anyone?:

Norwegian black metal band Mayhem is known for hurling animal parts into its concert audiences, but things went wrong at a performance last week. A 25-year-old fan in Bergen landed in the hospital after getting hit by a sheep's head.
The black metal band "Mayhem" is known for flinging animal parts into its audience.
Per Kristian Hagen is recovering from emergency surgery and taking the incident in good humour, but he's filed a police report against Mayhem even though he otherwise enjoyed their show.
"If it turns out I've got permanent injuries after this, it's important to have some sort of record to refer to," Hagen told local newspaper Bergensavisen. "I'll have to file a claim for lost income, since I can't work for awhile."
Hagen concedes he must be one of the unluckiest Mayhem fans in the country. He'd heard rumors that the band dismembered dead animals on stage and threw their body parts into the audience. He found out the rumors were true.
The band usually is said to dismember pigs, but last week it opted for a sheep. "I was standing near the mixing board and talking with a friend," Hagen recalls. "Suddenly I was hit in the head and knocked out. I don't remember seeing the sheep's head flying at me. I just remember I woke up on the floor."
He ended up at Haukeland Hospital in Bergen, where doctors diagnosed a fractured skull near the temple. He underwent surgery on Friday.
Hagen said he hasn't heard anything from the band, "but maybe they weren't aware of what happened." He still likes their music and now hopes to recover before Ralph Myerz & The Jack Herren Band start their concert tour.
Hagen is irritated over one thing, though: Doctors had to shave off half of his long dark hair before they could patch him up. "Now I'll probably have to shave the rest of it off, too" he groaned

(Wed Mar 12, 2003 - 8:42:37 am)

Froupie:
heh. that's funny.
(Wed Mar 12, 2003 - 8:52:37 am)

a noid:
cheers on the new and lost jobs and such
and the new boots

(Wed Mar 12, 2003 - 8:54:55 am)

Chewing Wax:
Good morning.
(Wed Mar 12, 2003 - 9:46:38 am)

Chewing Wax:
Some criminal ground the last of the coffee beans and then didn't mention it or buy more. I need to step out to Angellucci's.
(Wed Mar 12, 2003 - 10:13:49 am)

bela:
I got a vacuum cleaner last night. What a pain in the tush. Couldn't find the stupid Sears on Queens Blvd. Stupid idiot working there told us to go South on Queens Blvd when it runs east to west - dope.
(Wed Mar 12, 2003 - 10:17:29 am)

Chewing Wax:
Angelucci's.
(Wed Mar 12, 2003 - 10:17:49 am)

Chewing Wax:
What did you get?
(Wed Mar 12, 2003 - 10:18:36 am)

Detlef Sping:
I know what I'd get.
(Wed Mar 12, 2003 - 10:43:19 am)

Decoy:
I hope you get the Kenmore canister model, it's an all around good choice. Unless you can afford norweigian,
(Wed Mar 12, 2003 - 10:45:50 am)

Decoy:
I watched Fox News this morning instead of CNN. Its like waking up an different planet.
(Wed Mar 12, 2003 - 10:46:43 am)

(Wed Mar 12, 2003 - 10:47:57 am)

Froupie:
i wouldn't pick the norwegian for a while, they've all gone stark raving radio rental.
(Wed Mar 12, 2003 - 10:48:17 am)

bela:
Yeah, I got the Kenmore canister model with 2 filters.
(Wed Mar 12, 2003 - 10:51:14 am)

bela:
I watch NY1 every morning.
(Wed Mar 12, 2003 - 10:51:38 am)

Vacuum:

This thing can suck patterns off the carpet!
(Wed Mar 12, 2003 - 10:53:30 am)

Detlef Sping:
2 filters, excellent. bagless?
(Wed Mar 12, 2003 - 10:53:53 am)

Detlef Sping:
With tornado action.
(Wed Mar 12, 2003 - 10:54:33 am)

Chewing Wax:
Duel cyclonic?
(Wed Mar 12, 2003 - 10:54:52 am)

Detlef Sping:
I have a shop vac that makes my ears bleed.
(Wed Mar 12, 2003 - 10:55:26 am)

Cyclonic:
OK, pistols or swords?

(Wed Mar 12, 2003 - 10:55:40 am)

:
tomato action.
(Wed Mar 12, 2003 - 10:57:22 am)

(Wed Mar 12, 2003 - 11:01:43 am)

Heruka:
I just thought you may want to correct your statement, you know to at least give the impression that you're somewhat human as apposed to a raving jackass. I don't mean to get personal here or anything, but you really shouldn't be so cndescending to others, whatever their social/economic level. Not everyone has had the breaks or upbringing you have, and it's not like you're out there doing incredible things...
(Wed Mar 12, 2003 - 11:12:49 am)

bela:
You couldn't be talking to me.
(Wed Mar 12, 2003 - 11:13:37 am)

Heruka:
Decoy.
(Wed Mar 12, 2003 - 11:17:50 am)