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(Tue Mar 11, 2003 - 5:19:15 am)

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How to eat a tarantula:
First: catch your spider
1) tear the abdomen and role stuff-inside with a leaf, then barbecue.
2) barbecued legs can be eaten like crabs
3) use a fang as tooth pick
(Tue Mar 11, 2003 - 6:40:57 am)

Prince Otto:

Mmmm I like mine with extra gravy
(Tue Mar 11, 2003 - 6:46:22 am)

Pigsy:
Sweeeeet li'l' monkey spider!
(Tue Mar 11, 2003 - 6:47:06 am)

Klaus:


Will you be needing the plastic sheets tonite?
(Tue Mar 11, 2003 - 6:48:38 am)

Bubbles:

I can't eat a distant cousin!
(Tue Mar 11, 2003 - 6:48:56 am)

Klaus:

(Tue Mar 11, 2003 - 6:49:17 am)

Klaus:

(Tue Mar 11, 2003 - 6:50:29 am)

Froupie:
poor klaus
(Tue Mar 11, 2003 - 6:50:39 am)

Klaus:
That's better

(Tue Mar 11, 2003 - 6:50:41 am)

Froupie:
the dentist botched his teeth up good and proper
(Tue Mar 11, 2003 - 6:51:12 am)

Klaus:


Works a treat with the girlies though!
(Tue Mar 11, 2003 - 6:51:55 am)

Klaus:


She's tasty but I couldn't eat a whole one!
(Tue Mar 11, 2003 - 6:53:13 am)

Klaus:


And now I must rest. farewell.
(Tue Mar 11, 2003 - 6:54:26 am)

Froupie:
that bitefest made me really hungry! i had to rush out for a pot of fireroast pasta and a begian choccy muffin. all's better now though.
(Tue Mar 11, 2003 - 7:19:22 am)

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When she worked at the bank Claire thought she could get away with pilfering small sums by altering computer records, but her peculation landed her in jail.
(Tue Mar 11, 2003 - 8:05:40 am)

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Stewart Copeland grumbled about the song selection for the reunion because there wasn't enough drumming in them.
(Tue Mar 11, 2003 - 8:16:47 am)

Fedora Highway:

Giz a drink
(Tue Mar 11, 2003 - 8:21:28 am)

Postman Pat:

(Tue Mar 11, 2003 - 8:23:20 am)

Clive:
There are many wonderful things in this world and one of those things is death and paralysis. If you can get both simultaneous, you're v-, you're very very lucky 'cause often you get paralysed first and you get death later. Other people get death first and paralysis later and they're very unlucky because if the two come simultaneous you should be so lucky. That's why I ask you all to give all your subscriptions you can to the 'Death And Paralysis Cause', 19 19 19 Street, London WS-, er, 1.
(Tue Mar 11, 2003 - 8:23:25 am)

Lucifer Sam:
That cats something I can't explain!
(Tue Mar 11, 2003 - 8:24:26 am)

Lucifer Sam:
That cats something I can't explain!
(Tue Mar 11, 2003 - 8:24:38 am)

Chewing Wax:
Good morning
(Tue Mar 11, 2003 - 8:25:15 am)

I should coco!:

(Tue Mar 11, 2003 - 8:25:30 am)

Froupie:
that looks remarkably like my old cat, and my postman. morning wax.
(Tue Mar 11, 2003 - 8:27:09 am)

Monkey boy:
Good Morning

(Tue Mar 11, 2003 - 8:28:04 am)

Froupie:
that reminds me, i have to stop calling the postman a liar and a thief. my videos turned up this morning.
(Tue Mar 11, 2003 - 8:28:20 am)

Monkey boy:
I didn't take them
(Tue Mar 11, 2003 - 8:28:48 am)

Chewing Wax:
What sort of videos?
(Tue Mar 11, 2003 - 8:30:13 am)

Monkey boy:

(Tue Mar 11, 2003 - 8:31:00 am)

Monkey boy:
Sorry for my language but you know when I was captured I was wild.
(Tue Mar 11, 2003 - 8:31:30 am)

Monkey boy:
Actually I was livid.
(Tue Mar 11, 2003 - 8:31:43 am)

Chewing Wax:
Looks like you're more of an ape boy to me.
(Tue Mar 11, 2003 - 8:32:39 am)