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Decoy:
HI Sleepy. Ta.
(Fri Mar 7, 2003 - 5:27:03 pm)
Decoy:
Pulpit, eh?
(Fri Mar 7, 2003 - 5:27:42 pm)
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(Fri Mar 7, 2003 - 5:28:25 pm)
Capan':
She's swingin a sponge on the end of a string!
(Fri Mar 7, 2003 - 8:36:49 pm)
Capt. Kirk:
Aye, Scotty we're all fucked now.
(Fri Mar 7, 2003 - 9:28:28 pm)
Heruka:
Pulpit? I'll take two.
(Sat Mar 8, 2003 - 1:13:09 am)
Decoy:
Wow.
(Sat Mar 8, 2003 - 6:06:14 am)
Myk Murphy:
good morning, folks. time to buy a new lounge phone. could be a nextel or a sprint or something else. so hard to decide. the most important measure is how well it handles the lounge. seriously.
(Sat Mar 8, 2003 - 9:29:36 am)
Test:
Tdpt
(Sat Mar 8, 2003 - 11:36:10 am)
Decoy:
Its nice to see that Murphy has his phone purchasing priorities strait.
(Sat Mar 8, 2003 - 12:03:57 pm)
Myk Murphy:
Greetings from the new lounge phone!
(Sat Mar 8, 2003 - 1:34:09 pm)
Myk Murphy:
That test posting was done from the store with an awful sprint vision phone. Slow.
(Sat Mar 8, 2003 - 1:36:09 pm)
Heruka:
Look at Verizon.
(Sat Mar 8, 2003 - 1:49:00 pm)
:
I wanna know how your head feels under something like that?
Your brand new leopard skin pill box hat.
(Sat Mar 8, 2003 - 2:33:15 pm)
Decoy:
Yah, the heighth of fasion. OOooooooh it reaining out. Remember rain? This is cool. Maybe I should make a little walking in the rain with the hounds?
(Sat Mar 8, 2003 - 7:27:28 pm)
Decoy:
And its supposed to turn into 5 inches of snow. Great.
(Sat Mar 8, 2003 - 7:30:30 pm)
:
Hey that's great Decoy.
(Sat Mar 8, 2003 - 8:04:38 pm)
theo:
Dear friend,
Why do we work day and night? Why are we constantly on the go? To earn money, sure, but why do we earn? To live our lives to the fullest, of course; to satisfy ourselves. Nearly everything we do in our daily lives is designed to promote our own satisfaction and happiness. Therefore, the most precious gift you can give to a loved one is mental satisfaction and happiness.
Why Should You Become a Virgin?
We live in 21st century, where the emphasis on remaining virgin is not as strong as it once was. Still, we're all human, and the natural instincts of humans can never change. In some religious societies, including Muslims, Hindus and many others (societies which constitute 57% of the world's population), a girl who loses her virginity before marriage gets divorced after the first night—if she is lucky enough not to receive the death penalty. This situation reveals a very obvious point: that men respect and prefer a virgin girl to a non-virgin.
Because we live in a modern and more liberal society, your husband may not reveal to you his anger and sadness if he discovers that you're not a virgin; but forever after, he'll experience the pain of distrust in his heart, and you will never be able to win all his trust. Never!
I'm a man, and I know what I think and feel. If I were to fall in love with a girl and then discover that she is a virgin, it would be the happiest day of my life. My love for her would be eternal, and I would try my best never to leave her. This is not my fault; I'm made that way! Let's be honest with ourselves. If you're a girl, wouldn't you feel more confident about a relationship with the man to whom you lost your virginity? And if you were getting married, wouldn't you love to go to your husband as a virgin? I'm sure you would.
How Is This Possible?
If you've lost your virginity, there is no way that you can get your hymen back. Surgery that attempts to reconstruct the hymen can cost thousands of dollars and can have very serious aftereffects, and you can't even move from your bed for six weeks, even longer! What's worse, you could disturb your entire reproductive system and, in the worst-case scenario, it can cause death , since the vagina is the most sensitive part of the female body.
So is there any solution to the problem? Yes, there is! You can't become a true virgin again but if you can show him that you are a virgin, it will solve your problem. You don't need your virginity: you need his love, trust and happiness.
How is this possible?
No matter how experienced the man is, he can judge virginity by four factors:
1. The vagina should be tight (difficult to enter).
2. The girl must feel pain during sex.
3. Thick blood should emerge from her vagina.
4. This blood should be different from normal blood, as it is mixed with woman's wetness and, more often, with fragments of hymen tissue that stick to the penis.
If all these conditions are satisfied, the girl will be considered a virgin.
Up till now, there was nothing available that could provide desired effect; no formula, no mechanism, no product at all for this purpose. The reason? The vagina is so sensitive that even the most harmless chemical or preservative can cause vaginal allergies, often leading to some very drastic consequences.
Here's The Solution!
The good news is, we have found a formula that will make you a complete virgin for him. You will not get your hymen back, but once you use it, no man in the world could say that you're not a virgin. Our formula completely satisfies all four conditions mentioned above, and as a result you will see a more happy and confident man throughout your life!
After using the formula, Martina wrote us:
Hey Greg ..... You have changed my life. My new boyfriend has married me and I can't tell you how much he loves me!!! You have given me something that I didn't deserve ..... My new life is yours ..... "Thanks" is not the word I should use here !
Marina, TX.
I am not a doctor, not a chemist; I don't have any medical background at all. So how did I discover this formula? The answer is that I love to travel. Here's my story. I urge you to read it, but if you don't have time, click here.
The Great Discovery
My friend John and I travel a lot. We've visited nearly all the countries of the world, and hiking is our favorite hobby. Last month, when we were enjoying a great summer in a small village in Peru, a man came to us and offered us a girl for the night. As we were away from home for several months, John felt like having some fun, so he asked the price. The man quoted $80 for any girl he choose and $400 for a special girl. Surprised, John asked, Who are the special girls? The man told us that they call virgin girls, special girls.
WOW! John immediately went for it and we followed the man to his cottage. John selected a good-looking girl and the next morning he was looking very satisfied. We had come to the town with our friend Nimsan, a native Peruvian, who had left us to visit his family for two days. When he returned, we told him the story and he laughed his head off. John screamed like a madman when Nimsan told us that the tribesman had fooled us, and that the girl was not a virgin. He told us that these villagers possessed a secret formula that they used to make the girls appear to be virgins over and over again. At first I refused to believe him; but when he told me a few stories about this tribe, I had to believe. Of course it was actually a scientific breakthrough, as John told me that there had not been a single clue that would had led him to think that all was fake.
I immediately asked Nimsan to set up a meeting with the tribal elders so that they could tell me how they do it, as there was no hospital nearby and I was sure that they had never even heard of the word "surgery". When I met the few elder tribesmen and assured them that we wouldn't ask for our money back, they admitted that they did have a secret that they used to offer a non-virgin girls as virgins, and that they earned a lot from it every season. Of course, they simply refused to tell me anything about the formula.
I returned to my lodgings and spent all night thinking about it. The next morning, I went to the elders and offered them US$20,000 if they would reveal their secret to me. They asked for much more, but eventually they agreed to sell their secret, thank God. We made a deal for US$55,000, and I faxed my bank to wire the money into their account. And, yes! I got the formula. Surprisingly, it proved to be so simple that a 10-year-old boy can do it in home; but it was priceless for me.
What will you get?
The first thing I did after discovering this formula was to register it and obtain complete copyrights to it so that no one else could sell the same technique. Therefore you can only get it here! Anyone who tries to copy this site or sell a similar product will have to change the formula in someway, which will definitely not produce 100% results. This formula has been tested on nearly 80 women and it has produced the same 100% results every time. No allergies, no side effects, not even the slightest bit of harm to the vagina. And yes, it's doctor approved!
When you decide to buy the formula, you will be able to download a manual containing not only the formula but also step-by-step instructions on how to use it. You will know a secret that can change your life forever.
We guarantee:
1. Your vagina will become tighter than a virgin's.
2. You will feel the pain during sex.
3. Blood will come out and will stick to his penis on the first night after using the formula.
4. The blood will be exactly the same as that of a virgin, even containing real pieces of hymen tissue.
(Of course it will not be your real blood or real hymen pieces)
Here's what one of our customer has to say about it:
My God ... Unbelievable ..... I don't believe my eyes ..... It's so real that even the inventor of this formula can't tell the difference ... HUH!
Christina, CA.
Pricing ....
Now you must be thinking, how much money will I ask for, to transfer this priceless discovery to you as it is, since I spent $55,000 to get it? Don't worry, the price isn't even near that amount: its just $2999. Oh, sorry ... I seem to have added an extra "9": in fact, it's just $299. Now is it fair? I couldn't let it go for less, since I don't want everyone to know the secret. I believe no one would spend $299 for a formula that is of no use to him or her.
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So don' t think you'll be taking any risk. If any of the claims I've made on this site is proved wrong, you will not only get your money back, you will get to keep the formula too!
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(Sat Mar 8, 2003 - 8:18:59 pm)
theo:
Is that twisted or what?
(Sat Mar 8, 2003 - 8:19:26 pm)
Decoy:
That's great theo. You're a lucky guy.
(Sat Mar 8, 2003 - 9:09:00 pm)
Decoy:
Heh.
(Sat Mar 8, 2003 - 9:09:08 pm)
Decoy:
As for you, Osama Fuck Laden, Your hat sucks!
(Sat Mar 8, 2003 - 9:10:03 pm)
Decoy:
Turbans are for losers.
(Sat Mar 8, 2003 - 9:11:06 pm)
:
Turbans are for losers.
(Sat Mar 8, 2003 - 10:28:33 pm)
Heruka:
Whtever happened to the days of all-you-can-eat crab legs for $20? They're now $37.95. It's insane I tells you.
(Sat Mar 8, 2003 - 11:53:58 pm)
:
Oh by golly, am I a Loser?
(Sun Mar 9, 2003 - 12:07:09 am)
Myk Murphy:
that virgin formula thing sounds like the perfect scam: you get a couple hundred bucks from some idiots, and when they realize it's a scam, they'll feel too stupid to pursue legal action. try to imagine the stuff you'd read in the plaintiff's deposition on this one!
(Sun Mar 9, 2003 - 1:15:49 am)
Chewing Wax:
Ice rink city in my back yard. It's a party all day and a... I need coffee and cake.
(Sun Mar 9, 2003 - 6:13:55 am)
Decoy:
Whew ... that was the wine a'talkin'.
(Sun Mar 9, 2003 - 6:47:18 am)
Decoy:
Has anyone tried one of the rink rake things? I almost might as well get a zamboni and put the ice to good use.
(Sun Mar 9, 2003 - 6:48:12 am)
Wait a minute:
SPECIAL CHRISTMAS OFFER !
Order before Mar 10, 2003, and get it for just $199. That's $100 OFF.
(Sun Mar 9, 2003 - 7:00:10 am)
Detlef Sping:
Well, like they say in Turkey "Recep Tayyip Erdogan’s test in Siirt will determine the fate of the motion"
(Sun Mar 9, 2003 - 12:54:23 pm)
Heruka:
It was 54 degrees yesterday. Today: 28 below zero. It's nipple hardening cold.
(Sun Mar 9, 2003 - 4:21:12 pm)