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Sleepy:
I saw a small squirrel in a cat's mouth once. It was alive and it looked really pissed off.
(Fri Mar 7, 2003 - 4:13:33 pm)
Froupie:
oh sorry, that was a terrible joke.
(Fri Mar 7, 2003 - 4:13:38 pm)
m©:
a squirrel in a cat's mouth is a good sart.
(Fri Mar 7, 2003 - 4:14:23 pm)
m©:
I think it mistook me for someone that was going to kill it if I got my hands on it.
(Fri Mar 7, 2003 - 4:15:11 pm)
Sleepy:
Another cat was following it. Like a minder. They were up to no good those cats.
(Fri Mar 7, 2003 - 4:15:17 pm)
Froupie:
cat's breath stinks.
(Fri Mar 7, 2003 - 4:15:18 pm)
m©:
So it went for the jugular.
(Fri Mar 7, 2003 - 4:15:40 pm)
m©:
Those cats worked as a team.
(Fri Mar 7, 2003 - 4:16:16 pm)
Froupie:
hmmm. squirrels here are so timid, they'd never attack.
(Fri Mar 7, 2003 - 4:16:45 pm)
m©:
This one was in my wall for 24 hours it was crazy as a.. well..
(Fri Mar 7, 2003 - 4:17:36 pm)
m©:
I think the power saw made it even crazier.
(Fri Mar 7, 2003 - 4:18:08 pm)
Froupie:
how on earth did it get inside your wall?
(Fri Mar 7, 2003 - 4:18:26 pm)
m©:
It's little squirrel face didn't look right.
(Fri Mar 7, 2003 - 4:18:44 pm)
Froupie:
did it get in through the Narnia wardrobe?
(Fri Mar 7, 2003 - 4:19:19 pm)
Sleepy:
I remember you telling us about that squirrel. We felt your pain. We told our friends.
(Fri Mar 7, 2003 - 4:19:34 pm)
m©:
It's a long series of screwed up sequences but to make it short I chased it out of the atic into the wall and it dropped down into the bathroom partition..
(Fri Mar 7, 2003 - 4:20:43 pm)
m©:
where it went insane.
(Fri Mar 7, 2003 - 4:21:20 pm)
Sleepy:
A trapped squirrel, is not a happy squirrel. On that cautionary note, I have to go now. Have a good weekend everyone.
(Fri Mar 7, 2003 - 4:22:02 pm)
m©:
I'm sure glad it wasn't one of Spings monkeys.
(Fri Mar 7, 2003 - 4:22:23 pm)
m©:
Have a good one Sleepy nice to hear from you.
(Fri Mar 7, 2003 - 4:22:59 pm)
Froupie:
i'm worried about those monkeys. will i need any protective clothing when i travel across canada?
(Fri Mar 7, 2003 - 4:23:00 pm)
Froupie:
a hard hat maybe, in case they jump at me from the trees.
(Fri Mar 7, 2003 - 4:23:25 pm)
m©:
I should go too my lawn needs mowing after that snow dusting messed up the blade angles. take care Froupie ..later.
(Fri Mar 7, 2003 - 4:24:50 pm)
Froupie:
don't mow down any squirrels. ta ta.
(Fri Mar 7, 2003 - 4:25:25 pm)
m©:
Just wear long boots and tweed jackets it's all you really need.
(Fri Mar 7, 2003 - 4:25:54 pm)
m©:
and pants.
(Fri Mar 7, 2003 - 4:26:13 pm)
Froupie:
i might wear the pants on my head to scare them away.
(Fri Mar 7, 2003 - 4:31:51 pm)
Froupie:
mind you, everyone will think i'm a loony and i won't get into restaurants. i'll probably starve to death and the monkeys will pick at my bones. i just can't win.
(Fri Mar 7, 2003 - 4:33:26 pm)
Heruka:
(Fri Mar 7, 2003 - 4:34:00 pm)
Decoy:
Squirells and mooches do not mix.
(Fri Mar 7, 2003 - 5:25:44 pm)
Sleepy:
I've found an amazing reclamation site. You can actually buy this pulpit. Bye for now.
(Fri Mar 7, 2003 - 5:25:47 pm)
Sleepy:
Hi Decoy. Ta ra.
(Fri Mar 7, 2003 - 5:26:21 pm)
Decoy:
Have a great weekend all. Keep the mower blades sharp, mooch, you never know when you may find a wounded squirrell. Bye. Still no internet at home, btw.
(Fri Mar 7, 2003 - 5:26:43 pm)