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Heruka:
Music is mostly kids stuff.
(Fri Mar 7, 2003 - 10:01:04 am)

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Nicolas Cage is on the SlimFast diet.

(Fri Mar 7, 2003 - 10:22:22 am)

Chewing Wax:
I'm on the pizza, chicken wing, donut, olives and vodka diet.
(Fri Mar 7, 2003 - 10:24:45 am)

Chewing Wax:
But today, I think a bunch of triple bacon cheeseburgers would be a nice change.
(Fri Mar 7, 2003 - 10:25:15 am)

Froupie:
stuffed or non-stuffed olives?
(Fri Mar 7, 2003 - 10:25:29 am)

Chewing Wax:
I've been leaning towards the unstuffed ones lately.
(Fri Mar 7, 2003 - 10:26:02 am)

Chewing Wax:
I don't bother to put them in the drink. I just keep a bowl of them by my side and munch.
(Fri Mar 7, 2003 - 10:26:31 am)

Froupie:
i like to stuff my olives with cheese and eat them inside out.
(Fri Mar 7, 2003 - 10:27:40 am)

Chewing Wax:
Blue cheese?
(Fri Mar 7, 2003 - 10:28:48 am)

Chewing Wax:
Sometimes I roast garlic and stuff them myself. It's hard to get a good roasted garlic stuffed olive.
(Fri Mar 7, 2003 - 10:29:14 am)

Froupie:
edam. then i wash it all down with a martini. it's very dandy i know.
(Fri Mar 7, 2003 - 10:30:57 am)

Froupie:
i roast onions & pelt the neighbours kids with them.
(Fri Mar 7, 2003 - 10:32:10 am)

Chewing Wax:
Dandy but not without it's rustic charm
(Fri Mar 7, 2003 - 10:33:22 am)

Froupie:
the little brats love it. when they're not buying music.
(Fri Mar 7, 2003 - 10:33:31 am)

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A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. She considered herself to be a very liberal Democrat and her father was a rather staunch Republican. One day she was challenging her father on his beliefs and his opposition to programs like welfare. He stopped her and asked her how she was doing in school. She answered that she had a
> 4.0 GPA but it was really tough. She had to study all the time, never had time to go out and party and often went sleepless because all of the studying. She didn't have time
for a boyfriend and didn't really have many college friends because of all her studying. He then asked how her friend Mary, that was attending the same college, was doing. She replied that she was barely getting by. She had a 2.0 GPA,
never studied. Was very popular on campus and was at parties all the time. She often wouldn't show up for classes because she was hung over. He then asked his daughter why she didn't go to the Dean's office! And ask why she couldn't take 1.0 off her 4.0 and give it to her friend that only had a 2.0. That way they would both have a 3.0 GPA. She fired back and said, "that wouldn't be fair, I worked really hard for mine and my friend has done nothing." After a moment of silence, she replied, "I guess I 'll never vote Democratic again."
(Fri Mar 7, 2003 - 11:04:31 am)

Decoy:
I'm so hungry. Thanks to all the stuffed olive talk, of course.
(Fri Mar 7, 2003 - 11:17:25 am)

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(Fri Mar 7, 2003 - 11:26:01 am)

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Two months later, the young womans party friend was kicked out of college for failing to maintain a minimum GPA. When the young woman told her father about her friend, he smiled and asked his daughter what she had learned from this lesson.
"We should round up all the single mothers who can't seem to hold down and live on a minimum wage job, and we should kick them out of society. We should maybe take their babies and sell them to wealthy infertle couples and take the mothers and put them out to sea on rafts, or maybe burn them for fuel to keep electricity rates down."
The young woman's father smile. "Now you really are thinking like a Republican. Here. Have a donut."
(Fri Mar 7, 2003 - 11:26:42 am)

Chewing Wax:
Mmmm. Cheese.
(Fri Mar 7, 2003 - 11:27:32 am)

Froupie:
the ones at the back look like mini babybels, but they're just far away.
(Fri Mar 7, 2003 - 11:29:15 am)

Decoy:
Mmmmm donuts.
(Fri Mar 7, 2003 - 11:32:30 am)

Mmmm donuts.:

(Fri Mar 7, 2003 - 11:42:15 am)

Detlef Sping:
Cheese Donuts.
(Fri Mar 7, 2003 - 11:47:11 am)

Detlef Sping:
That gives me an idea.
(Fri Mar 7, 2003 - 11:47:30 am)

Detlef Sping:
Blue cheese stuffed donuts and gravy.
(Fri Mar 7, 2003 - 11:48:16 am)

Detlef Sping:
I'm gonna be rich.
(Fri Mar 7, 2003 - 11:48:42 am)

Froupie:
the dutch already invented them.
(Fri Mar 7, 2003 - 11:49:46 am)

Detlef Sping:
Chili donuts, ham filled Danish, fried rice dipped lard wedges.
(Fri Mar 7, 2003 - 11:50:23 am)

Detlef Sping:
You can't get a good lard filled eccles cake anymore
(Fri Mar 7, 2003 - 11:51:41 am)

Detlef Sping:
You just can't.
(Fri Mar 7, 2003 - 11:52:02 am)

Chewing Wax:
It's a shame really
(Fri Mar 7, 2003 - 11:52:10 am)

Froupie:
you can in camden town market. but we call them "pancakes".
(Fri Mar 7, 2003 - 11:52:41 am)

Detlef Sping:
only at "Detlefs"
(Fri Mar 7, 2003 - 11:52:57 am)