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bela:
I went to Puerto Rico once and in old San Juan I saw a homeless person with the most horrifying wound on his leg. I almost puked.
(Mon Mar 3, 2003 - 11:11:40 am)
Detlef Sping:
I had salmon on a bus once.
(Mon Mar 3, 2003 - 11:14:48 am)
Heruka:
Many are concerned for their safety after the Iraqi authorities began dictating which sites they could "protect" said Christiaan Briggs, a co-ordinator for the action group in Baghdad. "Now we are being told we cannot go to certain sites such as hospitals, so we are reassessing our strategy.
Abdul al-Hashimi, head of Saddam Hussein's Peace and Solidarity Organization, ordered the volunteers to disperse to nine sites in Baghdad or leave. Most of the activists thought they would be "shielding" schools or hospitals, but instead found themselves assigned to power stations, oil refineries and water purification plants.
"We had been told we would go to humanitarian sites, specifically hospitals" Ken O'Keefe, the former U.S. marine who led the activists told the newspaper. "But we've now been told that we can't go to those places. The human shields strategy will not work under these circumstances. The level of trust is not present now."
A 22-year-old student from Pennsylvania assigned to an oil refinery told the paper: "The people staying there sleep 50 yards from stacks billowing black smoke".
(Mon Mar 3, 2003 - 11:15:33 am)
Froupie:
green teeth. eeeww.
(Mon Mar 3, 2003 - 11:22:54 am)
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(Mon Mar 3, 2003 - 11:27:58 am)
Detlef Spind:
I fed a monkey toothpaste on a cookie once.
(Mon Mar 3, 2003 - 11:35:51 am)
Detlef Sping:
heh
(Mon Mar 3, 2003 - 11:36:08 am)
Froupie:
you'll never be rid of them if you keep on feeding them.
(Mon Mar 3, 2003 - 11:39:07 am)
:
Give me another cookie.
(Mon Mar 3, 2003 - 11:40:53 am)
Decoy:
A curious fellow died one day and found himself waiting in the long line of judgment. As he stood there he noticed that some souls were allowed to march right through the pearly gates into Heaven. Others though, were led over to Satan who threw them into the burning pit. But every so often, instead of hurling a poor soul into the fire, Satan would toss a soul off to one side into a small pile. After watching Satan do this several times, the fellow's curiosity got the best of him. So he strolled over and asked Satan what he was doing. "Excuse me, Prince of Darkness," he said. "I'm waiting in line for judgment, but I couldn't help wondering, why are you tossing those people aside instead of flinging them into the Fires of Hell with the others?" "Ah, those . . ." Satan said with a groan. "They're all from Western New York. They're still way to cold and wet to burn."
(Mon Mar 3, 2003 - 11:45:39 am)
Heruka:
I'll have you know I just woke up when that pic was take.
(Mon Mar 3, 2003 - 11:46:00 am)
Decoy:
I heard on the radio this morning that Vancouver, BC was the second best quality of life city in the world last year. And in last place, in the US, was WashingtonDC.
(Mon Mar 3, 2003 - 11:47:52 am)
Froupie:
i've just recieved an email from an african prince asking me to email back my bank account details so he can transfer $74 million dollars into my account. isn't that so sweet of him.
(Mon Mar 3, 2003 - 11:48:09 am)
Decoy:
"Appropriate methods" of questioning? Heh. We don't need Myk to explain what that means.
(Mon Mar 3, 2003 - 11:48:54 am)
Decoy:
That Nigerian guy wrote to me, too. That means he must have 148 million. Hmm.
(Mon Mar 3, 2003 - 11:49:29 am)
bela:
Just booked my flight to Palm Springs. Yay.
(Mon Mar 3, 2003 - 11:51:29 am)
Froupie:
all that money, and no spellchecker.
(Mon Mar 3, 2003 - 11:51:35 am)
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(Mon Mar 3, 2003 - 11:52:50 am)
Heruka:
Palm Springs eh? You'll like it They have a lot of hot air.
(Mon Mar 3, 2003 - 11:54:48 am)
bela:
I just have to get the hell out of here I don't even care.
(Mon Mar 3, 2003 - 11:55:38 am)
:
A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below.
He lowers the balloon further and shouts: "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"
The man below says: "yes you're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."
"You must work in Information Technology," says the balloonist.
"I do," replies the man. "How did you know?"
"Well" says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but it's no use to anyone."
The man below says, "You must work in Management".
"I do" replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well", says the man, "you don't know where you are, or where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're in the same position you were before we met, but now it's my fault."
(Mon Mar 3, 2003 - 11:57:35 am)
Froupie:
that's how i feel about london right now. i can't wait to get out.
(Mon Mar 3, 2003 - 11:57:35 am)
Queenie:
I saw a guy in los angeles who'd just been attacked by a vampire. he had puncture wounds and everything.
(Mon Mar 3, 2003 - 11:58:37 am)
Froupie:
i met a vampire once. he was wearing an eyepatch and he stank of patchouli.
(Mon Mar 3, 2003 - 11:59:29 am)
Queenie:
tihs was just after encountering a black fellow who tried to convince me that I should go to bed with him because he wanted everything he had to be white.
(Mon Mar 3, 2003 - 12:02:08 pm)
Queenie:
"I painted my house white, I painted my car white, hell I even painted the grass white," he proclaimed.
(Mon Mar 3, 2003 - 12:02:41 pm)
Froupie:
sounds like a complete mentalist. i hope you didn't sleep with him.
(Mon Mar 3, 2003 - 12:02:59 pm)
Heruka:
Bluetooth is no good for me. I'd have to use it through my cell phone. Something I want to avoid. at .15 cents a minute. I imagine things can get expensive pretty quick.
(Mon Mar 3, 2003 - 12:04:53 pm)
Froupie:
one of friends went on a date with an undercover policeman once. he tried to seduce her with the line "i've tried guys so i thought i'd give girls a go". she wasn't impressed.
(Mon Mar 3, 2003 - 12:05:47 pm)
Queenie:
no I didn't go to bed with him. But it did inspire me to make the rule that from then on, the girls in the party had to be accompanied by one of the guys when walking down sunset at night.
(Mon Mar 3, 2003 - 12:08:08 pm)
Heruka:
Madonn has children books out. "How the Fair Maiden Made all the Men in the Kingdom happy".
it can be a touching popup book. when the pic is of the Maiden, there'll be bushing hairlike substance where her beaver would be and titds that pop out. For the little boys.
for the girls a penis will popout at you.
(Mon Mar 3, 2003 - 12:09:38 pm)
Froupie:
madonna just lives around the corner from where i work. marylebone. shes a londoner now. drinks pints and everything.
(Mon Mar 3, 2003 - 12:10:25 pm)
Heruka:
she left. she's tired of doing the British thing. it was all over the news a week or two ago. it was a fad.
(Mon Mar 3, 2003 - 12:11:29 pm)