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decoy:
i was making a little jibe at queenie, thats all.
(Thu Feb 20, 2003 - 3:56:12 pm)

Chewing Wax:
a light-hearted jest.
(Thu Feb 20, 2003 - 3:57:08 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Sorry I missed your call there Decoy. My phones aren't working. It's sad. I suppose I should go buy a new one. Hey, did you get your present last week?
(Thu Feb 20, 2003 - 3:57:46 pm)

Queenie:
i don't get it either
(Thu Feb 20, 2003 - 4:04:01 pm)

Bill Janovitz:
Warning: For those of you who are sick of hearing people's opinions of George Bush's impending war, read no further.

But I am one of many who are sickened to find ourselves living in dark times. As I write, yet another DeLillo-esque event is announced on the shallower-than-ever nightly news propaganda machine -- the subway disaster in S.Korea. These sorts of things have been happening a lot, lately, no? And it is all the backdrop for the seemingly dim-witted cowboy-president and his band of extreme-right henchmen to continue leading the country in completely the wrong direction since 9/11, indeed using that insane tragedy as a license to impinge on Constitutional rights, wage unjust warfare, and distract from other more pressing matters like improving the state of the economy (Reaganomic tax cuts for the rich are most likely not going to do the trick) and capturing actual (not just "potential") terrorists. In short, responding in the very way the terrorists had hoped. It is my understanding that no high level al Quaeda leaders have been captured or killed, though plenty of innocent Afghanis have been slaughtered and a butt load of suspects have been detained in Guantanomo without rights to lawyers or due process. But the judicial process on an international or national level seem to be held in great disdain by the administration. The Boston Globe published an editorial the other day which took to task John Ashcroft's chilling directive to state attorneys general instructing them to pursue the death penalty in more cases. What year are we living in?

I know I am not the only one struck daily by the absurdly obvious "Wag the Dog"-like end-runs around the Bill of Rights, NATO, the UN, disregard for the nation's less-fortunate, and brazen abuse of power that the current administration exhibits. For those like me, laughing at it all was heretofore the best way to cope: www.getyourwaron.com among the best of all satire. But lately I feel more hopelessly distressed. I am sick of the seemingly endless Best of Noam Chomsky lists of fill-in-the-blank dictators the U.S. has supported and encouraged in the past "but now we have to go kill him, though will probably not and will probably instead kill thousands of 'collateral' innocent civilians and US military personnel in the process because the guy is no longer just bad for our enemies, but is now bad for us." N. Korea? Al Quaeda? Fucking Saudi Arabia? Columbia? Iran? Why Iraq? I guess the inhumane and probably war-criminal economic sanctions are not enough. A guy like Bush, who pulled his blue-blood rich-boy favor to avoid service in the military should not be so quick to commence a unilateral pre-emptive war. Are we to seriously believe that this has nothing to do with George the Daddy being embarrassed by not getting Hussein in the Gulf War? This guy could not run a fuckin' baseball team and we are following him into a war?

So I now gravitate towards sites such as Not in our Name and www.votetoimpeach.org , where Ramsey Clark, the former Attorney General under the Johnson Administration, has drafted serious-as-a-heart-attack articles of impeachment against the current administration, pointing out for example that "the U.S. Constitution provides the means for preventing George W. Bush from engaging in a war of aggression against Iraq, and from advancing a first strike potentially nuclear preemptive war. It's called impeachment." Hey, if the Republicans can waste billions of our dollars trying to impeach over a blowjob....

Peace to you all,

Bill

(Thu Feb 20, 2003 - 4:06:17 pm)

seaweed salad:

(Thu Feb 20, 2003 - 4:14:58 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Mmmm. Pig.
(Thu Feb 20, 2003 - 4:15:21 pm)

Heruka:
I don't think the fat redneck Prez, got impeached over a blowjob, as I recall, he lied under oath. Something that is a no no for everyone. If you Bill, can't get your simplist facts straight, how are we supposed to take you seriously?
(Thu Feb 20, 2003 - 4:15:35 pm)

Heruka:
arter eading that whole rant, what a load of shit. from the beginning to end. there's 3 minutes I won't be getting back of my life.
(Thu Feb 20, 2003 - 4:20:31 pm)

Chewing Wax:
It's true.
(Thu Feb 20, 2003 - 4:26:36 pm)

Queenie:
that is one big assed guinea pig. mine keeps sneaking out of his cage and creeping up on me going "meep meep meep" and scaring the hell out of me.
(Thu Feb 20, 2003 - 5:24:14 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Pigs don't say "meep meep". They say "reeeh reeeh reeeh".
(Thu Feb 20, 2003 - 6:22:13 pm)

Queenie:
guinea pigs meep
(Thu Feb 20, 2003 - 6:42:43 pm)

Queenie:
gives you an erection, wins the election
(Thu Feb 20, 2003 - 6:46:00 pm)

Chewing Wax:
No no no. I worked in a pet store. I sold those little bastards. We had a huge bin of them. They do no say meep. That's the roadrunner. I don't know what the hell you have, but it ain't no pig.
(Thu Feb 20, 2003 - 7:59:15 pm)

Chewing Wax:
It is physically impossible for any rodent to make a "p" sound. Everyone knows that.
(Thu Feb 20, 2003 - 8:00:30 pm)

I don't know who I am:

(Thu Feb 20, 2003 - 8:47:33 pm)

(Thu Feb 20, 2003 - 9:36:36 pm)

Queenie:
they're not pigs
(Thu Feb 20, 2003 - 10:06:02 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Yes they are.
(Thu Feb 20, 2003 - 10:24:32 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Look up the word "pig" in the dictionary. Guinea pig is one of the entries. It's a Guinea pig. A pig. Pig pig pig. Pig.
(Thu Feb 20, 2003 - 10:28:37 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Why, it's as much a pig as any other pig and more so. And they certainly can't say "meep".
(Thu Feb 20, 2003 - 10:29:06 pm)

Chewing Wax:
A dictionary is a reference book containing words usually alphabetically arranged along with information about their forms, pronunciations, functions, etymologies, meanings, and syntactical and idiomatic uses.
(Thu Feb 20, 2003 - 10:30:33 pm)

Chewing Wax:
What you got I'm betting is one of them baby alligators you can buy at the Woolworths.
(Thu Feb 20, 2003 - 10:32:43 pm)

Decoy:
Wax, I keep meaning to get you a phone for your birthday or christmas or something. But I always forget. Anyway, yeah I called the other night to thank you. I got the gift, thanks I think you may start a tradition. I feel springtime already. I'm off to Connecticut for the weekend. Bye and later.
(Thu Feb 20, 2003 - 10:51:35 pm)

Decoy:
One problem, though, no David Cone - now that he's a Met again.
(Thu Feb 20, 2003 - 10:52:30 pm)

Decoy:
Luckily I can speed read. I only lost a minute on that drivel.
(Thu Feb 20, 2003 - 10:54:31 pm)

Queenie:
guinea pig
n.
Any of various small, short-eared domesticated rodents of the genus Cavia, having variously colored hair and no visible tail. They are widely kept as pets and often used as experimental animals.
(Thu Feb 20, 2003 - 11:27:55 pm)

Queenie:
Any of various, small short-eared rodents capable of meeping
(Thu Feb 20, 2003 - 11:28:49 pm)

Chewing Wax:
What your tiny pin speck of a rather dull brain seems incapable of understanding, is that a rodent can be a pig. They are not mutually exclusive. In fact, the fact that the guinea pig is a pig should have clued you in. You, my dear girl either have a dingus monkey, or a baby aligator.
(Thu Feb 20, 2003 - 11:42:32 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Have a safe trip Decoy.
(Thu Feb 20, 2003 - 11:46:30 pm)

Heruka:
Help. I'm being forced into a social situation I don't want to be in tomorrow night. I may actually have to deal with people. It's an Americas Cup night too. All I want is a case of Coronas, a cigar, and a little T&A when it's over. A nice quiet evening at home.
(Thu Feb 20, 2003 - 11:46:40 pm)