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http://www.votetoimpeach.org/
(Thu Feb 13, 2003 - 2:07:12 am)

Chewing Wax:
I have nothing to say
(Thu Feb 13, 2003 - 3:42:53 am)

Queenie:
yer up late wax
(Thu Feb 13, 2003 - 3:56:24 am)

theo:
I'm up late myself contemplating my life and future...
(Thu Feb 13, 2003 - 4:16:48 am)

theo:
Many roads to travel, bridges to cross, and mountains to climb..I know that sounds like something from a hallmark card or a quote from a self help/movtivational book or tape. But really, it's just a simple way to look at things. Especially when things are not going your way. cheers.
(Thu Feb 13, 2003 - 4:22:12 am)

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Once upon a time, there was a guy name Joe Cool. And Joe Cool had this name because he was the coolest guy in town. Whatever Joe Cool did, everybody else did. Wherever Joe Cool went, everybody else went. Because he was Joe Cool.

Now one day the circus came to town, and there were posters everywhere featuring the main act, Funny the Clown. Now Funny the Clown was called this because he was the funniest clown anywhere, period. So the circus came to town and Joe Cool went, so everybody else went. Everybody followed Joe Cool into the circus tent. Everybody waited for Joe Cool to sit down, and then they all sat down. And the acts started coming out one after the other. There were the dancing elephants. There was the lion tamer. There was the bearded lady. And then Funny the Clown came out. He told some warm-up jokes, did some slapstick, had everybody laughing. Joe Cool was laughing. So finally Funny the Clown stops and says:

"For my next joke, I will need a volunteer."

Joe Cool stands up, and everybody lets him because he's Joe Cool. So Joe Cool walks down the aisle and Funny the Clown says "Why, Joe Cool, are you an elephant?"

"No, Funny the Clown, I'm not an elephant."

"Well then, Joe Cool, are you a giraffe?"

"No, Funny the Clown, I'm not a giraffe."

Well then, Joe Cool, are you a camel?"

"No, Funny the Clown, I'm not a camel."

So then Funny the Clown says "Well then, Joe Cool, you must be AN ASS! HA HA HA!!!"

(Thu Feb 13, 2003 - 4:36:11 am)

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And everybody's laughing at Joe, and Funny is laughing at Joe, and Joe turns around and goes:

"Fuck you, clown!"
(Thu Feb 13, 2003 - 4:36:43 am)

:
dammit, I fucked it up. oh well.
(Thu Feb 13, 2003 - 4:36:59 am)

Decoy:
Nothing, eh?
(Thu Feb 13, 2003 - 5:35:21 am)

Decoy:
I want to hear the joke told right.
(Thu Feb 13, 2003 - 5:39:13 am)

Chewing Wax:
This clown and this elephant walk into a bar right? And get this. The elephant is a ... wait. I fucked it up.
(Thu Feb 13, 2003 - 5:42:24 am)

Decoy:
There's this clown and ... damn.
(Thu Feb 13, 2003 - 6:47:15 am)

Froupie:
this circus must be a bit empty what with all these clowns wandering about willy-nilly.
(Thu Feb 13, 2003 - 6:59:28 am)

Chewing Wax:
Piece work clowns. Looking for a gig. The Canada is awash in them.
(Thu Feb 13, 2003 - 8:28:17 am)

Decoy:
Those fucking migrant clowns. They work for dirt. Its killing the industry.
(Thu Feb 13, 2003 - 8:58:28 am)

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(Thu Feb 13, 2003 - 9:07:31 am)

(Thu Feb 13, 2003 - 9:23:00 am)

Decoy:
Oooo, HR Puffnsuiff. Cool.
(Thu Feb 13, 2003 - 9:23:33 am)

Froupie:
oh, what did i press wrong. oh.
(Thu Feb 13, 2003 - 9:29:09 am)

Froupie:

(Thu Feb 13, 2003 - 9:32:04 am)

Detlef Sping:
You left out a = and Your x ran away.
(Thu Feb 13, 2003 - 9:36:28 am)

bela:
I've never seen that before.
(Thu Feb 13, 2003 - 9:37:04 am)

Froupie:
what a boring bloody day this is.
(Thu Feb 13, 2003 - 9:37:21 am)

Detlef Sping:
I'm going to a who-kee lau at Kits beach today. pineapple crumble and fig wine.
(Thu Feb 13, 2003 - 9:41:00 am)

Decoy:
Sigmund and the seamonsters?
(Thu Feb 13, 2003 - 9:41:33 am)

Detlef Sping:
I think they're roasting a clown.
(Thu Feb 13, 2003 - 9:42:16 am)

Froupie:
i never saw the krofts other creations.
(Thu Feb 13, 2003 - 9:42:17 am)

Detlef Sping:
McDonalds.
(Thu Feb 13, 2003 - 9:43:17 am)

Chewing Wax:
Is it true that that faggot kid from H.R. Puff and stuff knocked over a bunch of 7-11's in Akron and got killed in a hail of bullets?
(Thu Feb 13, 2003 - 9:43:50 am)

Froupie:
he got in a bad way after his fame waned.
(Thu Feb 13, 2003 - 9:44:41 am)

Froupie:
the acting jobs dried up. the money ran out.
(Thu Feb 13, 2003 - 9:45:01 am)

Froupie:
you can't get paid for being a cheeky cockney kid forever.
(Thu Feb 13, 2003 - 9:45:36 am)

bela:
Our friend Alec is in this band called Raging Slab and they've had some level of success here and in Europe. Anyway, they did a video and Gary Coleman was in it - I think this was awhile back and Alec was talking about it the other night and he said he was actually really funny.
(Thu Feb 13, 2003 - 9:47:37 am)