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Detlef Sping:
A fig wine making dude?
(Wed Feb 12, 2003 - 11:13:30 am)
bela:
This guy tom works for buidlings he manages in chinatown. I call him dracula, hes tall and dark and creepy. And this other guy Shane that works for that dude tom hangs out with and he talks like Andrew Dice Clay. Hes young though.
(Wed Feb 12, 2003 - 11:14:56 am)
Detlef Sping:
chinatown dracula? is Tom giving it to him or selling it for a nice profit?
(Wed Feb 12, 2003 - 11:17:07 am)
Detlef Sping:
wine presses are worth a fortune.
(Wed Feb 12, 2003 - 11:17:43 am)
Detlef Sping:
You can make wine with them.
(Wed Feb 12, 2003 - 11:18:25 am)
Detlef Sping:
and sell it in chinatown for a fortune.
(Wed Feb 12, 2003 - 11:18:50 am)
bela:
Hes not selling it. He has to be nice to this guy.
(Wed Feb 12, 2003 - 11:19:19 am)
Detlef Sping:
In a couple of years you could quit your job and be a wine empressario.
(Wed Feb 12, 2003 - 11:20:17 am)
bela:
Tom said that two chinese guys he works with - architects or something - who didn't know each other were yelling at each other over the phone in broken english and the other didn't know the other spoke the same dialect of chinese. He said it was real funny.
(Wed Feb 12, 2003 - 11:20:34 am)
Chewing Wax:
A rat?
(Wed Feb 12, 2003 - 11:21:16 am)
Detlef Sping:
I dont know, he's giving away your ticket out of the ghetto.
(Wed Feb 12, 2003 - 11:21:19 am)
Detlef Sping:
the same chinese dialect? yes a rat.
(Wed Feb 12, 2003 - 11:22:30 am)
Detlef Sping:
a fat juicy rat.
(Wed Feb 12, 2003 - 11:22:56 am)
Chewing Wax:
Not a ground bint?
(Wed Feb 12, 2003 - 11:23:07 am)
Chewing Wax:
It eats bird food. That's for sure.
(Wed Feb 12, 2003 - 11:23:34 am)
Detlef Sping:
Cantonese is a crazy language. Full of subtle inuendoes
(Wed Feb 12, 2003 - 11:24:00 am)
bela:
Bird covered with fur?
(Wed Feb 12, 2003 - 11:24:10 am)
Chewing Wax:
How exactly do you have figs trees outside? Aren't they tropical?
(Wed Feb 12, 2003 - 11:24:20 am)
Chewing Wax:
Brown fur. With a creamy pale underbelly. And a long hairless tail.
(Wed Feb 12, 2003 - 11:24:51 am)
Detlef Sping:
No I'm pretty sure it's not a ground bint. does it honk?
(Wed Feb 12, 2003 - 11:25:02 am)
Chewing Wax:
Honk? Like a UPS truck? No.
(Wed Feb 12, 2003 - 11:25:31 am)
bela:
Its funny when Kenny the architect calls. He says "Tomat dere? I say no and he says all frustrated "Tell him Kenny call, I try calling his cell phone he no answer, tell him I call Okay.
(Wed Feb 12, 2003 - 11:25:57 am)
bela:
And then Miss Lee. One time she called and she said "tomat dere" and I said no and she just screamed "TOMAT!" that was real funny.
(Wed Feb 12, 2003 - 11:27:06 am)
Detlef Sping:
It might be a long hairless jibbering ferret
(Wed Feb 12, 2003 - 11:27:40 am)
Chewing Wax:
Lots of Chinese folks on the phone eh?
(Wed Feb 12, 2003 - 11:27:47 am)
Chewing Wax:
I think it has wings. Under the fur somewhere.
(Wed Feb 12, 2003 - 11:28:08 am)
Chewing Wax:
I'm going to take the pooches outside to play in the snow for a while. Later.
(Wed Feb 12, 2003 - 11:28:28 am)
Detlef Sping:
She thinks he's a tomato deer
(Wed Feb 12, 2003 - 11:29:01 am)
Detlef Sping:
Have them chase the weasel.
(Wed Feb 12, 2003 - 11:29:28 am)
Detlef Sping:
I'm going swimming. Auf!
(Wed Feb 12, 2003 - 11:30:09 am)
Detlef Sping:
(Wed Feb 12, 2003 - 11:32:11 am)
:
Honk!!
(Wed Feb 12, 2003 - 11:52:29 am)
Queenie:
we used to order from a chinese food place where no one really spoke english and they always said zero like "yellow", so we'd give them our address: 2000 SE 10th, and they would say "Is two-yellow-yellow-yellow", cracked me up.
(Wed Feb 12, 2003 - 11:59:31 am)