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Myk Murphy:
cool, i'm outta here.
(Sat Jan 11, 2003 - 11:42:58 am)

Decoy:
Later, Myk. I'm outta here to. By the way, guys, don't throw rocks at geese. A little advice from experience.
(Sat Jan 11, 2003 - 11:48:02 am)

Decoy:
too.
(Sat Jan 11, 2003 - 11:48:12 am)

Go for it Heluka
(Sat Jan 11, 2003 - 11:53:16 am)

NYTimes Editorial:
"North Korea is a hermit state ruled by a potbellied, five-foot-three paranoid Stalinist who likes to watch Daffy Duck cartoons. He and his father before him have run the country into such a state of abject misery that some people are surviving on boiled grass. And the little dictator is suspected of having manufactured a couple of nuclear weapons."
(Sat Jan 11, 2003 - 12:06:54 pm)

well oshiffer, the last thing I remember, I was eating a plate of Kaiserschmarnn..
(Sat Jan 11, 2003 - 12:08:34 pm)

:
VICTORIA -- Premier Gordon Campbell apologized to his family and to British Columbians Friday after he was arrested for drunk driving on the Hawaiian island of Maui and spent about eight hours, drunk off his ass, hula dancing for the guards in a jail cell. In a brief statement late Friday, Campbell admitted his indiscretion and said he will not contest the charge, which is not likely to involve jail time but could result in him being fined and ordered to attend an alcohol and confection abuse rehabilitation program. A conviction would also result in his driver's licence being suspended in both Hawaii and B.C. "I have made a serious mistake, and I want to apologize to everyone including my family, my colleagues and the people of British Columbia," Campbell said. "Last night, I was returning home from a kaiserschmarnn dinner with friends, and the Maui police pulled me over. I was arrested and charged with driving a vehicle under the influence of sugary baked pancakes and alcohol." Campbell, who is vacationing on the island, was driving a rented Honda sport utility vehicle when he was stopped at 12:59 a.m. on the main highway in western Maui. "Campbell showed signs of kaiserschmarnn ingestion and intoxication" and was arrested at 1:23 a.m. Friday, the Maui police department said in a news release. Campbell was then taken to Wailuku police station. Hawaiian police said Campbell was given the option of taking a blood test, a breath test, both tests or neither, but wouldn't say which option he chose. Regardless, police charged him with operating a vehicle under the influence of an intoxicant. He was then fingerprinted, had his mug shot taken and was taken to a cell, where he danced until dawn. About eight hours later, about 9:40 a.m., he was released when he posted bail of $257 US. or $1000.00 Canadian.

(Sat Jan 11, 2003 - 12:25:17 pm)

Hmmmm
(Sat Jan 11, 2003 - 12:37:40 pm)

Decoy:
Is that a possum?
(Sat Jan 11, 2003 - 12:38:52 pm)

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TORONTO — Canada's immigration minister says Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton should apologize for speculating on a Canadian link to terrorism after reports that five terrorist suspects entered the United States from Canada turned out to be false.

The FBI asked the public last month to help find the five after authorities received a tip that they entered the United States illegally on or around Christmas Eve.

Clinton had held a news conference Dec. 31 to say the five were believed to have crossed the border into New York state with false documents. She said the Homeland Security Department should establish an office dedicated to improving security along the nation's northern border.

But on Tuesday, the FBI said the information was false.

Immigration Minister Denis Coderre urged Clinton to apologize.

"In this world of turmoil, we need to be very, very careful in what kind of spinning we're doing," Coderre said Wednesday by telephone. "We need to be very responsible."

Clinton's Washington office e-mailed a statement by the senator late Wednesday saying concerns about the security of the U.S. northern border made the hoax about the five infiltrators "all too believable."

(Sat Jan 11, 2003 - 12:39:19 pm)

Hillary Clinton, shown here in her Voo Doo Church was unavailable for comment.
(Sat Jan 11, 2003 - 12:50:36 pm)

(Sat Jan 11, 2003 - 12:52:51 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Northern border? That's a mile and a half away. What should I do?
(Sat Jan 11, 2003 - 12:59:02 pm)

PANIC:
Panic, more commonly known as Panic Attacks, may be part of a Phobia or
Obsessive/Compulsive Disorder. However, Panic can be an illness in its own
right and often happens at random and when least expected. When Panic
occurs as an illness in isolation it is, of course, very distressing and
frightening to the sufferer as he/she cannot think of any logical reason why it
should occur. It is very common for a sufferer to feel quite at ease one minute
and then find that the next minute he/she is struck by utter terror. Because
panic can happen without warning it is not possible to produce a specific
recovery programme. However, this does not mean that the risk of Panic
cannot be reduced or prevented and by using proper muscle relaxation
exercises and other techniques the illness can be overcome.
(Sat Jan 11, 2003 - 1:51:29 pm)

PANIC:
Unexpected panic attacks and the fear of having additional attacks characterize this problem. Many times the person does not know why they are having an attack. Sometimes, it seems to come "out of the blue". A panic attack is usually accompanied by shortness of breath, dizziness or faintness, increased heart rate, trembling and shaking, hot or cold
flushes, and a sense of detachment. Other common symptoms include fear of dying or "going crazy", and the fear of Hillary Rodham Clinton .
(Sat Jan 11, 2003 - 2:04:24 pm)

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SYDNEY (ANI) -- Australian researchers have found that simple creatures such
as fish and crabs, which have tiny brains and low-resolution eyes, can take
sophisticated decisions and even have communication powers like humans.

Australian National University biological scientist Jan Hemmi found that crabs
can even measure the distance between objects in the same way a footballer
judges the distance between another player and the ball, says a report in Panic Daily.
(Sat Jan 11, 2003 - 2:31:59 pm)

Rock legend Pete Townshend has admitted
paying to view a child pornography site on the
internet but said he did so "just to see what
was there".

The star's admission comes after a UK
newspaper report said a British musician was
among those identified by a US police
investigation for downloading child pornography
from the internet.

The Who guitarist, speaking from his home in
Richmond, London, strongly denied being a
paedophile and said police were aware he had
studied child pornography but only for
research.
(Sat Jan 11, 2003 - 3:06:12 pm)

Queenie:
ewwww pete!
(Sat Jan 11, 2003 - 3:18:53 pm)

Decoy:
Everyone knows Pete is gay. I doubt he's a pedophile. That would be awful.
(Sat Jan 11, 2003 - 4:22:22 pm)

:
"research", heh.
(Sat Jan 11, 2003 - 4:36:57 pm)

theo:
Anyone ever here Johnny Cash's version of Depeche Modes Personal Jesus? It's good.
(Sat Jan 11, 2003 - 7:11:48 pm)

theo:
hear...heh.
(Sat Jan 11, 2003 - 7:12:00 pm)

rOb!:
I've never thought Pete was gay. Never even crossed my mind. However, it does give a new, more sinister meaning to "I'm a Boy."
(Sat Jan 11, 2003 - 9:30:25 pm)

rOb!:
To answer a few earlier questions, I'm no longer in "Magnet World," and I've temporarily moved back to the South to help out my mother, whose health is....not good. But I do miss my San Francisco. Had some great times out there.
(Sat Jan 11, 2003 - 9:34:29 pm)

rOb!:
Why is it noone is ever here when I post? Do I smell bad or something?
(Sat Jan 11, 2003 - 9:35:01 pm)

:
Bend over TOMMY
(Sat Jan 11, 2003 - 9:50:32 pm)

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(Sat Jan 11, 2003 - 10:06:01 pm)

Heruka:
I've never fainted. I've passed out before. But that's different I guess. I've never even been close to fainting I think.
(Sun Jan 12, 2003 - 2:05:34 am)

Decoy:
The internet is full of interesting reearch projects. Its a good idea to let the cops know what you are surfing for first. Sheeesh.
(Sun Jan 12, 2003 - 5:34:18 am)

Decoy:
Anyway. Those Steelers almost ruined the playoffs, I'm glad they're gone.
(Sun Jan 12, 2003 - 5:36:16 am)

(Sun Jan 12, 2003 - 6:07:55 am)

Chewing Wax:
He's singing with Andy up in heaven I guess.
(Sun Jan 12, 2003 - 7:06:40 am)

Chewing Wax:
Disco heaven
(Sun Jan 12, 2003 - 7:06:49 am)