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Chewing Wax:
but Professor Paulos is getting me down. Gimme gimme gimme gimme.
(Tue May 9, 2000 - 2:59:28 pm)

Decoy:
The odds that a $1 ticket will have all six winning numbers are one in more than 76 million -- about the same as flipping a coin and seeing heads 26 consecutive times.

Try to imagine sticking a pin in the Los Angeles white pages and hitting your cousin's name. Or throwing a rock off the Empire State Building and hitting someone you know."

(Tue May 9, 2000 - 3:07:20 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Whoo hoo! I like those odds.
(Tue May 9, 2000 - 3:16:53 pm)

m©:
Or finding Heruka electricuted on your porch.
(Tue May 9, 2000 - 3:16:59 pm)

m©:
Hello, how much is the jackpot now?
(Tue May 9, 2000 - 3:18:05 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Is that he's gotten to?
(Tue May 9, 2000 - 3:18:20 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Hey mooch. $350 million. I'm not greedy.
(Tue May 9, 2000 - 3:18:36 pm)

m©:
Yow and thats American $$$
(Tue May 9, 2000 - 3:19:02 pm)

m©:
We have 6/49 ..sob
(Tue May 9, 2000 - 3:19:58 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Over half a billion in Canadian cash dollars.
(Tue May 9, 2000 - 3:20:15 pm)

Chewing Wax:
New York lotto sucks too. Barely over $3 million most of the time.
(Tue May 9, 2000 - 3:21:23 pm)

m©:
I could renovate for ever!!..wait.. thats what I'm doing now..
(Tue May 9, 2000 - 3:21:26 pm)

m©:
Everything Good on yous guyses end?
(Tue May 9, 2000 - 3:22:12 pm)

Chewing Wax:
You could buy all the awards you wanted
(Tue May 9, 2000 - 3:22:18 pm)

Chewing Wax:
The new fencing should have been delivered today. The electrician is coming tomorrow.
(Tue May 9, 2000 - 3:22:43 pm)

m©:
Heh. dont wind me up..
(Tue May 9, 2000 - 3:23:01 pm)

Chewing Wax:
sorry.
(Tue May 9, 2000 - 3:23:13 pm)

m©:
are you going to use bait?
(Tue May 9, 2000 - 3:23:39 pm)

Chewing Wax:
maybe. I think I need a license though.
(Tue May 9, 2000 - 3:24:25 pm)

m©:
Errant Neighbor attractant.
(Tue May 9, 2000 - 3:24:30 pm)

Chewing Wax:
The fence sitting there in their cars way seems bait enough.
(Tue May 9, 2000 - 3:25:07 pm)

m©:
How do you get rid of pigeons..without actually shooting them?
(Tue May 9, 2000 - 3:25:25 pm)

m©:
I found a couple in my shade porch roof ..they are very stupid, noisy, and seem to be made of shit.
(Tue May 9, 2000 - 3:26:59 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Pigeons. That's a curse. I've never seen anyone get rid of them.
(Tue May 9, 2000 - 3:28:53 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Yes. Good eating. Take care.
(Tue May 9, 2000 - 3:29:10 pm)

Decoy:
I missed mooch. Ahg.
(Tue May 9, 2000 - 3:29:52 pm)

Chewing Wax:
He may not be back for weeks now that he's hunting pigeons.
(Tue May 9, 2000 - 3:31:41 pm)

Decoy:
I found a dead pheasant in my side yard last week. I probably should have called the DEC to check it for heinous deseases. The nieghbord lawn guy picked it up with his bare hands. I used a shovel and buried it.
(Tue May 9, 2000 - 3:33:12 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Uh oh. West Nile Virus. You're all doomed. Doomed. Can I have your Big Game winnings?
(Tue May 9, 2000 - 3:34:06 pm)

Decoy:
I'll make a note in my will.
(Tue May 9, 2000 - 3:34:39 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Thanks. You're very kind.
(Tue May 9, 2000 - 3:37:30 pm)