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Chewing Wax:
Gosh
(Mon Nov 25, 2002 - 3:34:28 pm)
Decoy:
Gosh?
(Mon Nov 25, 2002 - 3:42:45 pm)
Decoy:
I didn't know that.
(Mon Nov 25, 2002 - 3:43:16 pm)
Queenie:
ew, ok so these girls are having a conversation on another board and i want to get your guys' opinions but it's just too gross.
(Mon Nov 25, 2002 - 3:58:10 pm)
Queenie:
uh oh. family drama. my big birthday party is the same night as my one brother's company christmas party, and he's having my other brother babysit, so neither can come. and my sister-in-law's all like, "can't you do it the week before or the week after?" and I'm like, "um... no". I already told people and stuff. I hope she's not put out by this. she gets put out over the weirdest most unpredictable stuff, I swear.
(Mon Nov 25, 2002 - 5:27:02 pm)
Detlef Sping:
Who needs them and their jiggly teeth.
(Mon Nov 25, 2002 - 5:37:43 pm)
Detlef Sping:
How do they replace your bone for $5000.00? do the Doctor's inject bone slurry into your gums?
(Mon Nov 25, 2002 - 5:40:48 pm)
Detlef Sping:
And bone slurry, who knows what that shit is made from.
(Mon Nov 25, 2002 - 5:41:42 pm)
Detlef Sping:
But you should never put anything thats on fire into your mouth. It's only common sense.
(Mon Nov 25, 2002 - 5:43:39 pm)
Queenie:
i just sent an email to a stranger, found him on the web, he's an expert in the Quechua language, I asked him for a translation from the bolivian dialect, and he replied and his email signature indicates that he is a robotics expert in the nasa jet propulsion laboratory. sheesh, he's one of them smarty guys.
(Mon Nov 25, 2002 - 5:44:05 pm)
Detlef Sping:
Teeth can make a lovely charm bracelet.
(Mon Nov 25, 2002 - 5:44:43 pm)
Detlef Sping:
I'm an expert in the Quechua language, what do you need to know?
(Mon Nov 25, 2002 - 5:45:41 pm)
Queenie:
are you now.
(Mon Nov 25, 2002 - 5:46:12 pm)
Queenie:
Pin kanki?
(Mon Nov 25, 2002 - 5:47:47 pm)
Queenie:
Mamay Q'oņi yakuta qowkuway.
(Mon Nov 25, 2002 - 5:48:06 pm)
Queenie:
Taytay paranqachus hina.
(Mon Nov 25, 2002 - 5:48:34 pm)
Detlef Sping:
Hoogie-majoopie.
(Mon Nov 25, 2002 - 5:50:03 pm)
Queenie:
Munaychan ususiyki, your daughter is pretty
(Mon Nov 25, 2002 - 5:50:41 pm)
Detlef Sping:
A "hoogie" is a yak steak and a "majoopie" is a slice of incan bread.
(Mon Nov 25, 2002 - 5:51:52 pm)
Queenie:
Sinchi runakunaq llaqtanmantan kani:
"I'm from the land of courageous people"
that's listed under "useful phrases"... how exactly is that useful?
(Mon Nov 25, 2002 - 5:51:53 pm)
Queenie:
Give me hot tea, madam, for I am from the land of courageous people!
(Mon Nov 25, 2002 - 5:52:29 pm)
Detlef Sping:
The dead want sandwiches.
(Mon Nov 25, 2002 - 5:52:35 pm)
Detlef Sping:
"kill me a yak, you bastard"
(Mon Nov 25, 2002 - 5:53:24 pm)
Queenie:
i decided to switch out all the spanish in "regalo divino" to Quechua but that means I have to find a phrase for "regalo divino". again.
(Mon Nov 25, 2002 - 5:54:39 pm)
Detlef Sping:
"stop ripping my heart out, you crazy fuck"
(Mon Nov 25, 2002 - 5:55:10 pm)
Queenie:
had to be bolivia. couldn't have been texas or canada, oh no, had to be something ancient and obscure. may as well be sanskrit for fuck's sake.
(Mon Nov 25, 2002 - 5:56:49 pm)
Detlef Sping:
Hoogie-majoopie.
(Mon Nov 25, 2002 - 7:32:18 pm)
Queenie:
I think I'll change the name to "Son of the Sun" -- what do you think?
(Mon Nov 25, 2002 - 7:41:29 pm)
dirty things you can get away with saying at thanksgiving:
1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip Time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
(Mon Nov 25, 2002 - 7:51:44 pm)
Decoy:
Yada yada yada ...
(Mon Nov 25, 2002 - 8:59:44 pm)
theo:
ok...that made me chuckle..
(Mon Nov 25, 2002 - 9:16:52 pm)
Myk Murphy:
shit, they speak quechua in my building, from time to time, as some interior construction guys must be bolivian. hearing it in the elevators is a trip. some security guys in my building thought it was russian or something, according to some other workmen. too funny. security alert! bolivians!
(Mon Nov 25, 2002 - 10:18:02 pm)
Myk Murphy:
actually, i know a guy who goes there from time to time, doing his doctorate in all things bolivian. he can speak quechua like ringin' a bell. if things don't work out with your rocket scientist, queenie, i may be able to help.
(Mon Nov 25, 2002 - 10:19:12 pm)