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Chewing Wax:
Time for a new fence.
(Fri May 5, 2000 - 2:16:05 pm)

Myk Murphy:
your neighbors drive into the fence? get the bastards to fix it! get the neighbor's dog to fix it!
(Fri May 5, 2000 - 2:16:41 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I was thinking of making them pay if they damage the new one. But you're right. They should pay now damn it.
(Fri May 5, 2000 - 2:19:54 pm)

Vega$ Paul:
I smell a lawsuit.
(Fri May 5, 2000 - 2:27:23 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I'd rather figure something out to give them tire damage if they got too close. I think I may need mooch's help with this.
(Fri May 5, 2000 - 2:31:04 pm)

Vega$ Paul:
Razor wire on the outside of the fence might work - or spikes.
(Fri May 5, 2000 - 2:32:26 pm)

Chewing Wax:
There you go. And I'd like them to be electrified if possible, just for the sparks.
(Fri May 5, 2000 - 2:36:57 pm)

Vega$ Paul:
Yes, that would probably be effective - and quite festive when the sparks are flying.
(Fri May 5, 2000 - 2:38:27 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I want those signs that say "WARNING SEVERE TIRE DAMAGE" those are great. Plus "HIGH VOLTAGE" and "BEWARE OF THE DOG" and maybe a nice biohazard logo.
(Fri May 5, 2000 - 2:39:41 pm)

Vega$ Paul:
AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY - RESTRICTED AREA. VIOLATORS WILL BE PROSECUTED.
(Fri May 5, 2000 - 2:41:04 pm)

Chewing Wax:
On the shore dimly seen through the mists of the deep,
Where the foe's haughty host in dread silence reposes,
What is that which the breeze, o'er the towering steep,
As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses?
Now it catches the gleam of the morning's first beam,
In full glory reflected now shines in the stream.
'Tis the star-spangled banner, oh, long may it wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!
(Fri May 5, 2000 - 2:44:43 pm)

Vega$ Paul:
There's a really great cannon at Fort McHenry - and a helluva tunnel named in its honor.
(Fri May 5, 2000 - 2:46:01 pm)

Myk Murphy:
yup, every day we hear the radio traffic report "2 minute backup at the fort mchenry toll". i only take the mchenry tunnel when the harbor tunnel is backed up badly.
(Fri May 5, 2000 - 2:48:43 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Tunnel eh?
(Fri May 5, 2000 - 2:49:40 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Where's Decoy? The pale is empty.
(Fri May 5, 2000 - 2:50:21 pm)

Vega$ Paul:
Hey, look at the fun stuff I'm reading: "Without restricting or limiting in any way the provisions of Articles 11.1 and 11.5, a Director shall cease to be a Director and the CEO shall cease to hold office if in England or elsewhere an order is made by any court claiming the right so to do, on grounds (however formulated) of mental disorder, for his detention or for the appointment of a guardian or for the appointment of a receiver or other person (by whatever name called) to exercise powers with respect to his property or affairs."
(Fri May 5, 2000 - 2:50:23 pm)

Chewing Wax:
That's in The Official Rules of Baseball isn't it?
(Fri May 5, 2000 - 2:51:50 pm)

Vega$ Paul:
Cricket I think, and if it's not it should be.
(Fri May 5, 2000 - 2:53:30 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Law 14: Declarations

1. Time of Declaration

The Captain of the batting side may declare an innings closed at any time during a match irrespective of its duration.

2. Forfeiture of Second Innings

A Captain may forfeit his second innings, provided his decision to do so is notified to the opposing Captain and Umpires in sufficienttime to allow 7 minutes rolling of the pitch. See Law 10. (Rolling, Sweeping, Mowing, Watering the Pitch and Re-Marking of Creases).The normal 10 minute interval between innings shall be applied.
(Fri May 5, 2000 - 2:55:50 pm)

Vega$ Paul:
Yeah, that's what I thought.
(Fri May 5, 2000 - 2:56:58 pm)

Vega$ Paul:
Of course they left out the part about mental disorder.
(Fri May 5, 2000 - 2:57:46 pm)

Chewing Wax:
The sad part is, if I get the Star Spangled Banner in my head, I also start singing Oh Canada.
(Fri May 5, 2000 - 3:02:18 pm)

Vega$ Paul:
I only know the words in the title. What about Blame Canada, they should play that at an Expos game.
(Fri May 5, 2000 - 3:04:19 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Through osmosis I've learned almost all the words.
(Fri May 5, 2000 - 3:04:58 pm)

Chewing Wax:
You need to go to more hockey games.
(Fri May 5, 2000 - 3:05:34 pm)

Vega$ Paul:
I suppose that would do it. I was looking for the lyrics to Blame Canada, but for some reason I was not able to access them on the South Park fan site (http://southparkhell.co.uk)
(Fri May 5, 2000 - 3:23:41 pm)

Chewing Wax:
England again.
(Fri May 5, 2000 - 3:24:02 pm)

Vega$ Paul:
Yes, there is also a mirror site at southparkhell.com, but I wasn't having any luck there either.
(Fri May 5, 2000 - 3:26:02 pm)

:
Viva L'Espana.
(Fri May 5, 2000 - 3:27:37 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Tequila?
(Fri May 5, 2000 - 3:29:50 pm)

:
Ole.
(Fri May 5, 2000 - 3:33:32 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Swedish?
(Fri May 5, 2000 - 3:36:06 pm)

Vega$ Paul:
Meatballs?
(Fri May 5, 2000 - 3:45:34 pm)