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Chewing Wax:
Roll on
(Wed May 3, 2000 - 4:58:40 pm)

(Wed May 3, 2000 - 10:29:26 pm)

Myk Murphy:
i had a friend in high school who was one of the first rollerbladers. you probably had a lot of early users up north, since the first guys were hockey players practicing on asphalt. i liked to play goalie, because i would wear sneakers. even on ice! nothing got by me... except for some pucks, of course.
(Wed May 3, 2000 - 10:50:37 pm)

Sleepy:
Election Day. Planetary conjuction day. Cup of tea day.
(Thu May 4, 2000 - 6:02:44 am)

Sleepy:
conjunction.
(Thu May 4, 2000 - 6:02:52 am)

Decoy:
Conjunction junction, what's your function?
(Thu May 4, 2000 - 9:03:49 am)

Cushca:
Afternoon bastards.
(Thu May 4, 2000 - 9:15:35 am)

Decoy:
Happy Space Day, everyone. Today's drink special is Solid Rocket Booster Bourbon.
(Thu May 4, 2000 - 9:16:49 am)

Decoy:
Hello Cushca, how are you today?
(Thu May 4, 2000 - 9:17:02 am)

Chewing Wax:
Good morning nipple owners
(Thu May 4, 2000 - 9:21:55 am)

Chewing Wax:
I thought the planets conjuncted tomorrow. I'm confused. Who's the new Mayor of London then? What's he going to do about things?
(Thu May 4, 2000 - 9:23:20 am)

Cushca:
English women don't have nipples.
(Thu May 4, 2000 - 9:32:05 am)

Sleepy:
I don't know when most of the planets fall into line. I read something about lunchtime in the UK was when the moon would be in the right place. All the astrologers are chattering away now anyway. I suppose it'll take all week for it to line up nicely.
(Thu May 4, 2000 - 9:37:54 am)

Chewing Wax:
How do you explain the nipple raunch that is "Ben Dover's Putting on the Brits"?
(Thu May 4, 2000 - 9:38:18 am)

Sleepy:
I could give you the degrees of planets, but you might fall over with boredom.
(Thu May 4, 2000 - 9:38:41 am)

Chewing Wax:
When the planets all aline, what happens then?
(Thu May 4, 2000 - 9:38:50 am)

Sleepy:
We turn into cats.
(Thu May 4, 2000 - 9:39:43 am)

Sleepy:
My whiskers are growing already.
(Thu May 4, 2000 - 9:39:56 am)

Cushca:
They shipped in a load of American birds with nipples and got them to do English accents. Some of them were English, but make up had to put stick-on nipples on them. It's all true.
(Thu May 4, 2000 - 9:40:34 am)

Sleepy:
Actually no-one knows what happens. Therein lies the mystery. The planets. Not the nipples.
(Thu May 4, 2000 - 9:41:29 am)

Decoy:
The conjunction has STARTED, I believe they are all within 30 degrees at this point. Is that no nipple gene dominant?
(Thu May 4, 2000 - 9:46:24 am)

(Thu May 4, 2000 - 9:47:12 am)

Chewing Wax:

These girls are English. I can tell the difference.
(Thu May 4, 2000 - 9:47:18 am)

Decoy:
Feel free to fall over with boredom, or drunkeness, depending on your proclivities.
(Thu May 4, 2000 - 9:47:50 am)

Chewing Wax:
Is that too racey for the lounge?
(Thu May 4, 2000 - 9:47:55 am)

Decoy:
The one has no nipples on her arse, though.
(Thu May 4, 2000 - 9:48:47 am)

Cushca:
Those birds are not English. The girl on the right looks like she's dead and the rest of them are orange. Surely that's not right, not just for the English but for humans in general?
(Thu May 4, 2000 - 9:49:58 am)

Decoy:
Check your gamma.
(Thu May 4, 2000 - 9:50:38 am)

Decoy:
Oops, non sequiter.
(Thu May 4, 2000 - 9:51:21 am)

Decoy:
Keep posting, make them go down the page.
(Thu May 4, 2000 - 9:52:57 am)

Cushca:
They're not that bad.
(Thu May 4, 2000 - 9:54:54 am)

Decoy:
No, they're naked.
(Thu May 4, 2000 - 9:55:11 am)

Decoy:
You know what happens when I see a naked bird?
(Thu May 4, 2000 - 9:55:39 am)