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Chewing Wax:
Yikes. But, it's been nice out. Good to see everyone playing outside.
(Sat Apr 29, 2000 - 9:57:04 pm)
Chewing Wax:
This is the new garden I dug yesterday. It has 150 gladiola bulbs, and dutch iris, and some beach grass and stuff in it, and a black dog.
(Sun Apr 30, 2000 - 1:21:26 pm)
Chewing Wax:
This is the new garden I dug yesterday. It has 150 gladiola bulbs, and dutch iris, and some beach grass and stuff in it, and a black dog.
(Sun Apr 30, 2000 - 1:23:09 pm)
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where's the picture?
(Mon May 1, 2000 - 8:15:45 am)
Chewing Wax:
I removed the picture because I was afraid it was driving people away. It was starting to annoy me anyhow.
(Mon May 1, 2000 - 9:25:03 am)
Chewing Wax:
Good morning. Happy May bank holiday.
(Mon May 1, 2000 - 9:25:25 am)
Today's Transactions:
Cleveland Indians -- Placed outfielder Kenny Lofton on the 15-day disabled list, retroactive to April 27, with a strained bicep tendon; placed outfielder Jacob Cruz on the 60-day disabled list with a torn left ACL; recalled outfielder Jolbert Cabrera and purchased the contract of outfielder Mark Whiten from Buffalo of the International League (AAA); signed infielder-outfielder Jeff Manto.
(Mon May 1, 2000 - 9:57:18 am)
Myk Murphy:
good morning, fellow sun worshipers. sunday was amazing, and today is, too. it's may day, so let's go march for workers' rights. well, it's hard to be a motivated leftist on a day like this.
(Mon May 1, 2000 - 9:59:27 am)
Chewing Wax:
Good morning Myk. Say... where's mooch been at?
(Mon May 1, 2000 - 10:03:05 am)
Myk Murphy:
hmmm.... that's a fine question. i just sent you more kitten pics. skunki wants to make it back onto the front page of this website. he says the whole thing was just a misunderstanding. his lawyers were a bit overzealous. you know how it is. in other cat news, the little monsters now have the means to hop up on the bed. this was not as cute as it sounds, around 6am. also, i stepped on bacchus' head today, since she insists on sprinting underfoot when i go up the stairs. she lost a few SAT points, but she'll be ok.
(Mon May 1, 2000 - 10:14:48 am)
Chewing Wax:
What sort of noise did it make when you squished her head?
(Mon May 1, 2000 - 10:16:12 am)
Skunky:
Someone call the police
(Mon May 1, 2000 - 10:22:58 am)
Myk Murphy:
a very pained sound. also, she may have screamed "oh fuck, that really hurt." skunki is so cute.
(Mon May 1, 2000 - 10:31:55 am)
Myk Murphy:
our kittens appear a bit hungover.
(Mon May 1, 2000 - 10:44:34 am)
Chewing Wax:
Yes they do.
(Mon May 1, 2000 - 10:52:08 am)
Myk Murphy:
"please don't step on MY head, too!"
(Mon May 1, 2000 - 11:35:09 am)
number one:
jumping jack flash, that's quite a bit of cat pictures. Got any monkeys?
(Mon May 1, 2000 - 11:44:09 am)
number one:
(Mon May 1, 2000 - 11:46:04 am)
number one:
(Mon May 1, 2000 - 11:46:44 am)
Chewing Wax:
That's better.
(Mon May 1, 2000 - 11:47:30 am)
Vietnafantastical!:
Everybody Wang Chung tonight.
(Mon May 1, 2000 - 11:53:00 am)
Myk Murphy:
lovely monkeys, and now we've gone political! congratulations on your victory in the american war. it's funny how they never mention the toppling of the south vietnamese government.
(Mon May 1, 2000 - 12:00:56 pm)
Myk Murphy:
so what's for lunch? where's decoy? ...while we're on the topic of absence. as for the british, we already know how damn lazy these people are, and so they've made every other day a bank holiday. giggle. still, i hope our lazy british friends are having a fine day rallying for the working man. or woman.
(Mon May 1, 2000 - 12:48:23 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Work work work work work
(Mon May 1, 2000 - 1:05:53 pm)
Myk Murphy:
yeah, too much of it for me, too.
(Mon May 1, 2000 - 1:27:18 pm)
Decoy:
No lunch, too much work. Bad day. Must rest, need beer.
(Mon May 1, 2000 - 4:34:50 pm)
WotD:
pratfall • \PRAT-fawl\ • (noun)
1 : a fall on the buttocks
*2 : a humiliating mishap or blunder
(Mon May 1, 2000 - 4:36:08 pm)
Chewing Wax:
What's on television tonight?
(Mon May 1, 2000 - 4:38:01 pm)
Myk Murphy:
i thought a pratfall was only a staged fall done for slapstick humor purposes, a la chevy chase on SNL. "nothing" is probably the best response to wax's question.
(Mon May 1, 2000 - 4:58:43 pm)
Myk Murphy:
see ya!
(Mon May 1, 2000 - 4:58:51 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Have you guys seen this yet? http://www.playboy.com/digital/inthenews.html
(Mon May 1, 2000 - 5:03:06 pm)
Chewing Wax:
I'm outta here too.
(Mon May 1, 2000 - 5:16:28 pm)
Decoy:
'Morning back snappers.
(Tue May 2, 2000 - 8:19:56 am)