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bela:
Yum Smores!
(Fri Oct 4, 2002 - 3:42:03 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Heruka's fake dog can retrieve them.
(Fri Oct 4, 2002 - 3:42:38 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Midgets?
(Fri Oct 4, 2002 - 3:42:46 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Oh I thought you said Smurfs.
(Fri Oct 4, 2002 - 3:43:13 pm)

Heruka:
don't worry about the ducks. down in the udustrial section of town, there's flocks of geese that wander lazily around. I usually hit them with the truck and cook them.
(Fri Oct 4, 2002 - 3:43:38 pm)

Heruka:
!
(Fri Oct 4, 2002 - 3:46:47 pm)

Heruka:
!
(Fri Oct 4, 2002 - 3:46:57 pm)

(Fri Oct 4, 2002 - 3:47:34 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Geese will be fine.
(Fri Oct 4, 2002 - 3:47:58 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I want duck
(Fri Oct 4, 2002 - 3:50:14 pm)

Chewing Wax:
It's the other red meat.
(Fri Oct 4, 2002 - 3:50:34 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Is this a toga party?
(Fri Oct 4, 2002 - 3:51:48 pm)

bela:
I dont' know what to have for dinner. I'm going to have a mellow night at home tonight.
(Fri Oct 4, 2002 - 3:52:10 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Grill up some lentils.
(Fri Oct 4, 2002 - 3:52:50 pm)

bela:
Or, I could go to this: For Immediate Release> Reverend Jen Junior?s Health Fund Benefit & Web Site> launch Party!> 9:00 pm, Friday, October 4th at> S P A C E> 602 East 14th Street, 2nd Floor (at Avenue B.)> Ten Bucks! (Seven for "the poor")> > Hallo. My name is Saint Rev. Jen and I am the> founder of the world?s only> troll museum as well as the author of many fine> books and plays. Many> people are familiar with me through my monthly> column in SHOUT magazine and> through my open mike, Rev. Jen?s Anti-Slam.> However, many people are not> familiar with my new sidekick, Saint Reverend Jen> Junior, a 2-pound> Chihuahua with the face of an ancient wizard and the> body of a rat.> > Unfortunately, this summer, Jen Junior, who at the> time weighed only> 1-pound, 4 ounces, was struck with a terrible case> of hypoglycemia (a> condition, which is prevalent amongst Chihuahuas).> Nothing seemed to be> able to bring Jen Junior out of her comatose state. > Finally, when there> were no other options, Jen Junior had to be> hospitalized. The good news is> that today, Jen Junior is doing much better. The> bad news is that her> hospital bill was HUGE, and if Jen Senior doesn?t> raise 900 dollars soon,> she will be forced to turn to either prostitution or> selling drugs in order> to pay Jen Junior?s veterinary bill.> > Rather than turn to such illicit acts, Jen has opted> instead to put on a> show! This amazing show will feature the live music> of The Trachtenburg> Family Slide Show Players (a family trio, wherein> the 8-year old daughter> plays the drums) as well as a touching slide show of> Jen Junior frolicking,> performance art by many great art stars (Mike> Raphone and Saint Reverend> Jen included), wrestling matches and the live music> of Dweller> (dwelleronline.com) (the best band EVER). The> evening will be sponsored by> Rheingold! And if that weren't enough, there will> be a Reverend Jen Junior> kissing booth and room where fans can pay homage to> the two-pound art star> who will be reclining in a swan-shaped throne! If> Jen Senior is able to> exceed her goal of 900 dollars, all extra money will> go to The Humane> Society, so it's for a good cause so come on down> and Par-Tay!> > The benefit will also serve as a launch party for > www.revjenjunior.com, a brand-spankin' new site, which will feature > photos of JJ (Jen Junior) as> well as essays by the young canine!> > Sincerely,> > > > > Saint Rev. Jen
(Fri Oct 4, 2002 - 3:53:26 pm)

(Fri Oct 4, 2002 - 3:53:43 pm)

Heruka:
come over to my place. do you remember where I live?
(Fri Oct 4, 2002 - 3:54:10 pm)

(Fri Oct 4, 2002 - 3:54:12 pm)

Decoy:
We just layed off some people and had our pay cut. Dammit.
(Fri Oct 4, 2002 - 3:55:09 pm)

Heruka:
How about a benifit for me? I need money too. I'm poor. I can't even afford cable. I know what suffering is like.
(Fri Oct 4, 2002 - 3:55:42 pm)

Decoy:
I need a benefit. I'm used to living pretty high on the hog.
(Fri Oct 4, 2002 - 3:56:10 pm)

Heruka:
maybe Decoy need it more than I.
(Fri Oct 4, 2002 - 3:56:29 pm)

Time for chili
(Fri Oct 4, 2002 - 3:56:44 pm)

Heruka:
hope your kids like mac and cheese and pancakes and potatoes. they'll be eating a lot of it.
(Fri Oct 4, 2002 - 3:57:27 pm)

bela:
Pay cut? That means you're making less money? That is insane.
(Fri Oct 4, 2002 - 3:58:13 pm)

bela:
Well at least you got that big old pool.
(Fri Oct 4, 2002 - 3:58:39 pm)

Heruka:
A jury awarded a record-shattering $28 billion in punitive damages Friday to a former smoker who sued Philip Morris Inc. for fraud and negligence. The Superior Court jury awarded the amount to Betty Bullock, 64, of Newport Beach, who started smoking when she was 17 and was diagnosed last year with lung cancer that has since spread to her liver.
(Fri Oct 4, 2002 - 3:59:37 pm)

Decoy:
Yeah, and its too cold to swim now.
(Fri Oct 4, 2002 - 3:59:45 pm)

Heruka:
can they repo a pool?
(Fri Oct 4, 2002 - 3:59:56 pm)

Decoy:
That's a good idea except the getting cancer part sucks.
(Fri Oct 4, 2002 - 4:00:34 pm)

Here you go Decoy, you can have the first bowl.
(Fri Oct 4, 2002 - 4:01:19 pm)

Decoy:
Looks like Mrs. Decoy is going back to full-time!
(Fri Oct 4, 2002 - 4:01:23 pm)

Decoy:
Is that low cholesterol?
(Fri Oct 4, 2002 - 4:01:41 pm)