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Decoy:
Muffins ... it's all coming together.
(Thu Apr 27, 2000 - 1:03:55 pm)

Rudy:
Mmmmmm ... deep fried butter sticks ....
(Thu Apr 27, 2000 - 1:08:21 pm)

Sleepy:
Goodnight.
(Thu Apr 27, 2000 - 1:08:54 pm)

Myk Murphy:
everyone has gone mad. no, we have no grits here. we have a serious lack of confederate flags, as well. it's funny to think that the capital of the confederacy is less than 90 minutes' drive south, and yet northern virginia seems so far away from all that. for the record, the last time i was in a german restaurant, it was in huntsville, alabama. gorgeous waitress, great beer, mediocre food.
(Thu Apr 27, 2000 - 1:09:17 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Good night Sleepy.
(Thu Apr 27, 2000 - 1:09:28 pm)

Myk Murphy:
goodnight, sleepy.
(Thu Apr 27, 2000 - 1:09:32 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Why do you lie Murphy?
(Thu Apr 27, 2000 - 1:10:22 pm)

Decoy:
Bye, sleepy.
(Thu Apr 27, 2000 - 1:10:33 pm)

Decoy:
Yeah, LIAR!
(Thu Apr 27, 2000 - 1:12:37 pm)

Myk Murphy:
no grits here!
(Thu Apr 27, 2000 - 1:16:10 pm)

Chewing Wax:

(Thu Apr 27, 2000 - 1:21:47 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Hominy is made from field corn that is soaked in lye water (potash water in the old days) and stirred over the next day or two until the entire shell or bran comes loose and rises to the top. The kernel itself swells to twice its original size. After the remaining kernels have been rinsed several times, they are spread to dry either on cloth or screen dryers. Hominy is deadly poison and should be eaten with the utmost caution.
(Thu Apr 27, 2000 - 1:23:40 pm)

Decoy:
Gak!
(Thu Apr 27, 2000 - 1:27:14 pm)

Myk Murphy:
grits are too mushy. hash browns are an ideal starch for one's breakfast, me thinks.
(Thu Apr 27, 2000 - 1:47:16 pm)

Chewing Wax:
hash browns are good
(Thu Apr 27, 2000 - 1:48:07 pm)

Decoy:
Wax and Myk, its not like its oatmeal. Grits are not that mushy. Who the hell makes your grits?
(Thu Apr 27, 2000 - 1:48:15 pm)

Decoy:
Of course that doesn't deny that hask browns are a superior breakfast food. Again, they can be prepared badly as well.
(Thu Apr 27, 2000 - 1:49:27 pm)

Myk Murphy:
ok, grits aren't mushy... it's more like they're watery. it's like hummus gone bad, and served for breakfast.
(Thu Apr 27, 2000 - 1:49:34 pm)

Decoy:
HASH HASH HASH.
(Thu Apr 27, 2000 - 1:49:48 pm)

Myk Murphy:
ok, decoy seems to want to go to amsterdam. let's book a flight!
(Thu Apr 27, 2000 - 1:51:16 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I've had mushy grits. Well, I've looked at them.
(Thu Apr 27, 2000 - 1:51:32 pm)

Decoy:
When you get mushy grits, pour some grape syrup into the bowl and mix it with your fork, then cover it with a layer of Equal and put it on your seat when you get up to leave.
(Thu Apr 27, 2000 - 2:02:06 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Next time.
(Thu Apr 27, 2000 - 2:15:10 pm)

Myk Murphy:
i'll give that some thought.
(Thu Apr 27, 2000 - 2:30:40 pm)

Decoy:

(Thu Apr 27, 2000 - 2:51:32 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I'm not returning to Amsterdam.
(Thu Apr 27, 2000 - 3:00:45 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Ironically, Icelandic Air just sent me an e-mail saying they would fly me from JFK to Amsterdam and back for $350. Still, I refuse to return to Amersterdam.
(Thu Apr 27, 2000 - 3:54:27 pm)

Decoy:
Extra innings!
(Thu Apr 27, 2000 - 3:54:47 pm)

Decoy:
$350?! What a deal, lets see, Jet Blue to JFK is $49 each way. Stay in a Hostel, 20 guilders a day, add in food and beer (Amstel) the whole week can be done for less than $1000.
(Thu Apr 27, 2000 - 3:56:43 pm)

Decoy:
Jeez it just took 13 pitches for Gookie Dawkins to get a hit off Cook.
(Thu Apr 27, 2000 - 3:57:52 pm)

Decoy:
Ochoa at bat .. Double play!
(Thu Apr 27, 2000 - 3:58:53 pm)

Decoy:
Uh oh, Pokey Reese at the bat.
(Thu Apr 27, 2000 - 3:59:25 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Uh oh
(Thu Apr 27, 2000 - 4:00:42 pm)