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Chewing Wax:
I saw something like that yesterday. This tiny kid, all bundled up with a hood and everything, bright orange, toddling like he really just learned to walk, and the mother is standing behind him going, "Move it!!! Move it!! Come on!!1 Hurry up!!!"
(Fri Oct 4, 2002 - 10:00:25 am)

Chewing Wax:
I yell at Blue when we walk to work all the time. I must look like a freak. She has to sniff every single thing. Drives me insane.
(Fri Oct 4, 2002 - 10:01:29 am)

Chewing Wax:
Crazy sharp shooter loose in Maryland.
(Fri Oct 4, 2002 - 10:03:40 am)

Chewing Wax:
Bastard, random son of a bitch, typical run of the mill bastard
(Fri Oct 4, 2002 - 10:05:45 am)

:
Blue whales weigh as much as 30 elephants and are as long as 3 Greyhound buses.
(Fri Oct 4, 2002 - 10:09:36 am)

Chewing Wax:
and good eats
(Fri Oct 4, 2002 - 10:09:54 am)

Chewing Wax:
I'm just kidding. I've never eaten whale meat.
(Fri Oct 4, 2002 - 10:49:13 am)

bela:
Yeah, I guess you killed the board with that. Cushca just comes and goes doesn't she?
(Fri Oct 4, 2002 - 10:50:12 am)

bela:
I have a headache. I was out late last night and I drank too much. The old man and I went to Lakeside Lounge to see his friend Jack play in his girlfriends band and Frankenstein was there.
(Fri Oct 4, 2002 - 10:50:49 am)

Chewing Wax:
Yeh. I killed it good. I guess she's busy or something.
(Fri Oct 4, 2002 - 10:50:56 am)

bela:
Frankenstein is his code name. This guy that works at the last place I worked at.
(Fri Oct 4, 2002 - 10:51:24 am)

bela:
Don't get me wrong, hes a nice guy but sort of creepy.
(Fri Oct 4, 2002 - 10:52:19 am)

Chewing Wax:
Bolts in his neck or what?
(Fri Oct 4, 2002 - 10:52:35 am)

Chewing Wax:
I feel like shit too. Oh to nap like that wormy Heruka.
(Fri Oct 4, 2002 - 10:53:17 am)

bela:
Almost, here is his website: www.edfingerling.com
(Fri Oct 4, 2002 - 10:54:24 am)

Chewing Wax:
Frankenstein
(Fri Oct 4, 2002 - 10:56:14 am)

bela:
I asked him why he was there and if he knew anyone in the band that was playing and hes all "I know Jack" I said thats funny Tom knows Jack since hes 9 years old. And hes all I want Jack to play in my band and I told tom and he said good luck Jack is a hack that only plays for money. Small city.
(Fri Oct 4, 2002 - 10:56:33 am)

Chewing Wax:
I'll say
(Fri Oct 4, 2002 - 10:57:36 am)

Chewing Wax:
But my friend Stein doesn't have a clue who you are.
(Fri Oct 4, 2002 - 10:57:49 am)

bela:
Ed says hes about to get signed. He said hes really great. Frankenstein sort of knows tom from years ago. Big dope I went up to say hi and the first thing he says to me is "Are you still with that boyfriend" Men are such stupid pigs. I'm all yeah I'm married to Tom Ff. And hes all Oh yeah, I sort of know Tom. Dope.
(Fri Oct 4, 2002 - 10:58:01 am)

Chewing Wax:
You're such a hotty. Who can blame him eh?
(Fri Oct 4, 2002 - 10:58:45 am)

bela:
He was just standing a foot in front of him moron. So me Tom Rick and Frankenstein were all hanging out and Tom actually took a likeing to Frankenstein. I told him how I was playing at Southpaw soon and he said hes never been there but heard it was huge and I mentioned the only time we were there was to see Grant Hart and he said that he was one of his favorites that hes been following his career for years and then he and tom talked about that and I think that was it. Whatever, he wants me to email him. Hes ok just sort of creepy.
(Fri Oct 4, 2002 - 11:00:34 am)

bela:
When we worked at Scholastic he scared my friend Heather.
(Fri Oct 4, 2002 - 11:01:29 am)

Ed:

I gave my love a cherry, that had no stone...
(Fri Oct 4, 2002 - 11:02:03 am)

Chewing Wax:
Poor Heather
(Fri Oct 4, 2002 - 11:02:43 am)

Chewing Wax:
What's Heather's last name? I knew a Heather once. Wagner. Heather Wagner. I stole her giant toad.
(Fri Oct 4, 2002 - 11:04:00 am)

Chewing Wax:
It was the biggest toad I'd ever seen. Must have been a foot long and weighed five pounds. I had to have it.
(Fri Oct 4, 2002 - 11:04:48 am)

bela:
Thats not her and shes younter, shes only 28 or 29. Her birthday is the beginning of November. And shes from Alabama.
(Fri Oct 4, 2002 - 11:07:04 am)

Chewing Wax:
That's not her at all.
(Fri Oct 4, 2002 - 11:07:33 am)

Chewing Wax:
younter? What are you? Heruka?
(Fri Oct 4, 2002 - 11:07:51 am)

Detlef Sping:
What did you do with the toad?
(Fri Oct 4, 2002 - 11:07:53 am)

bela:
Frankenstein is nice but he works that glam rocker a bit too much. Maybe you should delete all this in case he could find it I would feel bad.
(Fri Oct 4, 2002 - 11:08:02 am)

Chewing Wax:
I got busted and had to give it back and say I was sorry. I don't know what she did with it. Ate it for dinner I guess.
(Fri Oct 4, 2002 - 11:08:33 am)