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Bobby:

See yah
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 12:13:40 pm)

Myk Murphy:
A nap would be nice. Hello, love. How are you and london today? Any tube strikes? (in london, of course.)
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 12:16:29 pm)

Queenie:
I can't believe you told a joke about a "dark fella".
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 12:19:56 pm)

Queenie:
So anyways, these two dark ladies were having their photos taken with one of those old-fashioned cameras where the photographer has to drape the cloth over himself to block the light. Anyway so he's got the cloth draped over his head and he's fiddling around with the camera, and the two ladies are waiting, posed with frozen smiles, and the one whispers to the other, "Wha's he doin'?" and the other says, "I think he's gonna focus". The first lady considers for a moment before saying, "bo'f us?"
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 12:22:32 pm)

Yuk Yuk:
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the bartender, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"

The bartender says, "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"

Bush says, "We're planning WW III."

And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Arabs and one blonde with big tits.

The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits???? Why kill a blonde with big tits?"

Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See! I told you no one would care about 140 million Arabs!!!!"
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 12:30:39 pm)

(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 12:41:55 pm)

Myk Murphy:
Awful, just awful.
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 12:44:53 pm)

(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 12:52:15 pm)

Queenie:
So I was watching teevee last night and there was this commercial: "If you've been taking a drug like prozac or paxil for depression for at least six weeks and haven't improved, you could be suffering from Treatment Resistant Depression and may qualify for a clinical trial for a new medication to treat this condition". I could do nothing but stare in appalled wonder.
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 12:55:40 pm)

m©:

Nice to see everyone so cheerful...It's a beautiful day here crisp and sunny..some nut jumped off the Lions gate bridge yesterday with a bungee cord, misjudged the distance and bounced off the tennis court of a passing cruise ship ..heh never a dull moment in Vang..later..
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 1:01:37 pm)

Queenie:
wow that's freakish
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 1:02:26 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Hi mooch.
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 1:03:26 pm)

m©:
He was trying to "break" into the movie biz as a stuntman, but all he broke was his cranium and nose..
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 1:04:17 pm)

Queenie:
another hollywood casuality
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 1:05:40 pm)

m©:
Hi wax and all..Getting new leather La-Z-boy furniture tommorrow..I can hardly wait. the sofa has a back that folds forward into a pizza and drink tray..
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 1:06:55 pm)

Queenie:
no way
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 1:07:23 pm)

Queenie:
picture, now!
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 1:07:31 pm)

m©:
I really miss my old la-z-boy chair after I got rid of it I found I couldnt sit on anything else without screwing my back up..
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 1:09:11 pm)

bela:
Livin lahge
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 1:10:02 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I love my la-z-boy chair. It's the most comfortable chair I've ever sat in.
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 1:10:17 pm)

Chewing Wax:
That sofa sounds sweet.
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 1:10:26 pm)

bela:
I don't think I could fit one of those in my apartment.
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 1:10:36 pm)

m©:
It's true we saw it in the gallery and laughed but as we looked closer we realized it was exactly what we needed..
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 1:10:46 pm)

Queenie:
we break chairs a lot around here. we've gone through three recliners, sidney likes to jump on them I think.
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 1:11:00 pm)

Chewing Wax:
What color you getting?
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 1:11:19 pm)

bela:
Wait, let me guess....burgundy. I see burgundy.
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 1:11:57 pm)

m©:
The sofa has two recliners on each end and the center bit folds down into that tray thing..it's nutty..the chair is all mine..
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 1:12:34 pm)

bela:
Brown distressed leather? Whoa, I don't think I could envision that. I don't think I want to either.
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 1:13:49 pm)

Chewing Wax:
My friend has a brown distressed leather sofa and chair set. I helped him move it last year. It's a nice comfortable look.
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 1:15:58 pm)

m©:
It may sound a bit goofy, but I'm kind of excited about getting it we've been sitting on our chaise lounges from the patio for a few weeks while the stuff was getting built for us.
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 1:18:36 pm)