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bela:
DAD IS A NERD HE MUST DIE DAD IS A NERD HE MUST DIE
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 11:04:57 am)
Mrs Dr GB and Boo:
What do you call cheese that's not yours?
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 11:04:57 am)
Mrs Dr GB and Boo:
Nacho cheese
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 11:05:06 am)
Mrs Dr GB and Boo:
That's the Bird's joke: I can take no credit. Though I would really love to.........
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 11:05:48 am)
Chewing Wax:
Hello there young mother.
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 11:05:53 am)
Heruka:
GB! And Boo!
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 11:06:12 am)
Decoy:
You'll see. Rip is right.
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 11:06:13 am)
Chewing Wax:
that's a terrible terrible joke.
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 11:06:13 am)
Heruka:
it's part of another longer joke. about negros and government cheese. pretty funny actually.
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 11:06:41 am)
Mrs Dr GB and Boo:
Yes, here we are. But off, soon. By the way, the Bird has many e-mailable photos of Boo. If you fancy any for the lounge, like. Vanity, vanity, vanity.....
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 11:06:55 am)
Decoy:
Nacho, heh.
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 11:07:11 am)
Mrs Dr GB and Boo:
government cheese?
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 11:07:31 am)
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(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 11:07:39 am)
Decoy:
The gub'mint cheese.
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 11:08:04 am)
Chewing Wax:
Yeh. I heard that one. My favourtie is still the thermos joke. The dark fella is staring at his thermos at work and his friend asks him what he's thinking about. And the guy goes, "well, my thermos here keeps my ice tea cold in the summer right?" And his friend says, "Yeh? So?" and the guy says, "And it keeps my hot tea hot in the winter right?" And his friend says, "Yeh. So?" So the guys goes... "But how do it know?". Hah.
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 11:08:31 am)
Heruka:
yeah? soon it'll be winter. and you won't want to go anywhere. so you'll sit at home, online looking for escape.
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 11:08:35 am)
Heruka:
the gov. used to give out cheese to poor people. it wan't bad really. better than a lot of store bought stuff.
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 11:09:16 am)
Decoy:
I will not eat green eggs and cheese, For they make me wheeze. I will not eat green eggs and cheese, For they keep me from going to the bathroom with ease.
-- Jesse Jackson, on SNL
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 11:09:20 am)
Heruka:
dark fella?
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 11:09:48 am)
Chewing Wax:
I want a Tivo. And some government cheese. Here in America, during the Reagan era of overflowing generosity, the government gave away huge hunks of surplus cheese which they had already paid the Dairy Farmers not to make but they made anyhow, and they couldn't let it flood the market because it would drive down crappy cheddar cheese prices.
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 11:10:15 am)
Mrs Dr GB and Boo:
AMERICA GAVE CHEESE AWAY?! Do you all know of my love for cheese? Is this still the way in America, with the free cheese? Because if it is then I'm on the first plane over there. Yes, yes I am.
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 11:10:40 am)
Mrs Dr GB and Boo:
Does the bird know this? About the cheese? Blessed are the cheesemakers......
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 11:10:54 am)
Chewing Wax:
Cheese is good eating.
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 11:11:21 am)
Heruka:
Aaah Reagan. a great man he was.
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 11:11:28 am)
bela:
I just picked up a copy of Reagan's War on the 18th Floor. Its a bound galley not for sale.
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 11:12:09 am)
Mrs Dr GB and Boo:
people should not be denied books. that's just wrong. but the cheese! genius!
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 11:13:03 am)
Heruka:
He's my hero.
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 11:13:10 am)
Mrs Dr GB and Boo:
I have to go. But I feel thoroughly overjoyed to learn about the cheese.
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 11:13:57 am)
Heruka:
Adios.
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 11:14:25 am)
Chewing Wax:
Bye. Bye Boo.
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 11:14:31 am)
Decoy:
Read us some of Regan's genius.
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 11:15:19 am)
Heruka:
me?
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 11:15:49 am)
Decoy:
Dammit, I just went through all the effort of peeling an orange and it was rotten in the middle. Luckily I didn't bite in.
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 11:17:05 am)