3500
Elmore:
Fuck eh right!
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 10:26:00 am)
Heruka:
I think my computer has a minor virus. my mouse keeps freezing.
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 10:26:02 am)
Decoy:
I guess I don't need HBO then. Cool.
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 10:26:20 am)
bela:
Yeah you don't.
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 10:26:41 am)
Chewing Wax:
No one needs HBO.
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 10:27:03 am)
Decoy:
Good point.
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 10:27:50 am)
Chewing Wax:
I just pay $39 and get every single premium channel available. I hate being blacked out. I can't stand looking at the tv guide and seeing a movie I want to watch and then realize I don't get that channel. Big deal. I should read a book I guess.
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 10:28:29 am)
Decoy:
Does that happen a lot?
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 10:29:34 am)
Heruka:
that's $39 a month. every month.
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 10:29:53 am)
Heruka:
month after month.
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 10:30:11 am)
Chewing Wax:
It never happens. That's the point.
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 10:30:11 am)
Decoy:
$468 a year!
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 10:31:18 am)
bela:
I never look in TV guide, I throw it away when I get the paper. ITs too confusing anyway all those little boxes. I just watch whatever and I usually fall asleep anyway with Franco.
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 10:31:46 am)
bela:
Look at you penny pinchers seeing how much you spend. I just spend spend and don't think about it. We have a service do our laundry too and thats really expensive we're just lazy. But your clothes come back all folded.
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 10:32:53 am)
Decoy:
I love the sleep timer - its the best to go to bed knowing that the TV will turn itself off after you fall asleep.
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 10:33:17 am)
Decoy:
I wish we were penny pinchers. I'd be rich.
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 10:34:02 am)
bela:
You and your stupid fancy gadgets. Sleep timer. I'll wake up if the tv goes off or Franco will start jumping on me dancing.
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 10:34:27 am)
Chewing Wax:
Hey. I wasn't counting it up. They were.
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 10:36:03 am)
Chewing Wax:
Sleep timer my ass
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 10:36:21 am)
Chewing Wax:
My old tv was really funny. A wonderful old Sylvania. When the sleep timer when off, it said "Good Night" on the screen and turned itself off. When you changed the clock, it said, "thank you". It was the most polite television.
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 10:37:27 am)
Heruka:
I'm not cheap. I just figure there's enough shitty tv on basic cable without being duped into paying up the wazoo for it.
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 10:41:24 am)
Decoy:
You don't know it yet, but you need a Tivo.
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 10:41:50 am)
Chewing Wax:
That I know I don't need.
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 10:42:44 am)
Chewing Wax:
Honestly. I don't have time to watch what's on. I'm not going to miss shit to watch old shit. And you can never catch up. It's crap. On a happy note, Amazon e-mailed me to let me know my Strange Brew dvd was shipped.
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 10:43:43 am)
Rip:
You need a Tivo.
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 10:45:59 am)
Chewing Wax:
I want a Tivo
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 10:52:29 am)
bela:
What is a Tivo?
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 10:52:58 am)
Heruka:
like a vcr, only more like a hard drive. records shows gigitically, but without any tapes or discs. its a scam.
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 10:54:14 am)
Heruka:
digitally.
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 10:54:32 am)
Chewing Wax:
scamarama baby. It's the service you have to buy. They monitor your watching habbits. They keep charts. They can see into your house. They watch you watch.
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 10:59:33 am)
Chewing Wax:
Then all of a sudden it's telling you what to watch. Making helpful suggestions. And stuff starts coming in the mail. And high flying planes are circling over your farm, taking pictures of your wife sitting by the pool. Gigabytes of information stored about your life style.
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 11:02:34 am)
Chewing Wax:
And then you notice the vacant stares on your daugters faces, as they quietly repeat what the Tivo, they're only true parent, is telling them to say. KILL KILL KILL.
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 11:04:09 am)
bela:
YOu mean they could watch Franco sleeping under his blanket on the couch all day? I can't imagine that would be interesting to anyone but me.
(Tue Oct 1, 2002 - 11:04:24 am)