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(Fri Sep 13, 2002 - 2:06:49 pm)
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(Fri Sep 13, 2002 - 2:08:12 pm)
Chewing Wax:
New York Pinot Noir? I don't think so.
(Fri Sep 13, 2002 - 2:08:30 pm)
Heruka:
poor mans Napa Valley
(Fri Sep 13, 2002 - 2:08:47 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Except for the riesling it's crap.
(Fri Sep 13, 2002 - 2:12:27 pm)
Heruka:
Now Ohio. Ohio has great wines. Spectacular. Life giving. Orgamsic.
(Fri Sep 13, 2002 - 2:14:48 pm)
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(Fri Sep 13, 2002 - 2:19:02 pm)
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A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Saskatchewan. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence.
As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The lawyer responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it."
The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here."
The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in Canada and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own.
The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we do things in Saskatchewan. We settle small disagreements like this with the Saskatchewan Three Kick Rule."
The lawyer asked, "What is the Saskatchewan Three Kick Rule?"
The Farmer replied, "Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on back and forth until someone gives up."
The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom.
The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the city feller. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into thelawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick to themidriff sent the lawyer's last meal gushing from his mouth. The barrister was on all fours when the farmer's third kick to his rear end sent him face-first into a fresh cow pie.
The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet. Wiping his face with the arm of his silk suit jacket, he said, "Okay, you old coot. Now it's my turn."
The old farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the duck."
(Fri Sep 13, 2002 - 2:20:18 pm)
Corbin:
(Fri Sep 13, 2002 - 2:29:48 pm)
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An Chinese man walked into the currency exchange in New York City with 2000 yuan and walked out with $72. The following week, he walked in with 2000 yuan and was handed $66. He asked the teller why he got less money than the previous week. The teller said, "Fluctuations." The Chinese man stormed out, and just before slamming the door, turned around and shouted, "Fluc you Amelicans, too!"
(Fri Sep 13, 2002 - 2:49:30 pm)
Decoy:
We'll be watching Corbin on Sunday. He won't be laughing then!
(Fri Sep 13, 2002 - 2:54:46 pm)
Corbin:
(Fri Sep 13, 2002 - 2:57:20 pm)
bela:
When we were in Athens Ohio there was this great hippie burrito truck, it was so fucking good I ate two burritos and I never do that.
(Fri Sep 13, 2002 - 3:00:47 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Two burritos? I don't believe you.
(Fri Sep 13, 2002 - 3:01:48 pm)
Heruka:
Two?
(Fri Sep 13, 2002 - 3:02:40 pm)
bela:
Yes, two. I felt sick but they were so good.
(Fri Sep 13, 2002 - 3:03:54 pm)
bela:
I liked Athens, they had Mr. Winkle tshirts there in this store.
(Fri Sep 13, 2002 - 3:04:42 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Winkle?
(Fri Sep 13, 2002 - 3:05:29 pm)
Heruka:
Athens is a college town. It's where those "stupid midwest kids" get their education.
(Fri Sep 13, 2002 - 3:07:16 pm)
Heruka:
as opposed to smart uneducated non midwest types.
(Fri Sep 13, 2002 - 3:08:08 pm)
bela:
Yeah, everyone looked stupid but who am I to judge.
(Fri Sep 13, 2002 - 3:09:58 pm)
Detlef Sping:
Mr. Winkle burritos would be good.
(Fri Sep 13, 2002 - 3:11:30 pm)
Detlef Sping:
stupid ?
(Fri Sep 13, 2002 - 3:12:19 pm)
Heruka:
you're no one to judge.
(Fri Sep 13, 2002 - 3:16:08 pm)
bela:
TRex on FMU
(Fri Sep 13, 2002 - 3:19:57 pm)
Heruka:
shit group.
(Fri Sep 13, 2002 - 3:20:38 pm)
bela:
Heh.
(Fri Sep 13, 2002 - 3:20:45 pm)
bela:
I love Marc Bolan.
(Fri Sep 13, 2002 - 3:20:53 pm)
:
What can I say Heruka, your not groovey or funky.
(Fri Sep 13, 2002 - 3:21:26 pm)
bela:
that was me.
(Fri Sep 13, 2002 - 3:21:35 pm)
Chewing Wax:
jeepster
(Fri Sep 13, 2002 - 3:22:20 pm)
Heruka:
they suck. I know it. You know it. Admit it finally.
(Fri Sep 13, 2002 - 3:22:36 pm)
Chewing Wax:
They're good Heruka. Stop bugging her.
(Fri Sep 13, 2002 - 3:23:44 pm)