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Decoy:
Looks like you may have got a load of bad sperm there, eh?
(Thu Apr 20, 2000 - 10:01:38 am)
Chewing Wax:
You think?
(Thu Apr 20, 2000 - 10:03:43 am)
Decoy:
Litigate litigate litigate!
(Thu Apr 20, 2000 - 10:04:30 am)
Myk Murphy:
yup, decoy has the answer. at the very least, you should get an extra wad flown out at no expense to you!
(Thu Apr 20, 2000 - 10:13:52 am)
Chewing Wax:
You are a sick sick man Murphy. Warped in the head. Twisted.
(Thu Apr 20, 2000 - 10:14:24 am)
Chewing Wax:
Actually, I could get another wad for my $100 downpayment, but I'm not putting her through another surgery. Nope. It's over. Time to adopt. I think this time I'll get one of them little puffy dogs.
(Thu Apr 20, 2000 - 10:15:24 am)
Myk Murphy:
want a kitten, instead? they catch frisbees, if forced to do so.
(Thu Apr 20, 2000 - 10:18:26 am)
Chewing Wax:
Can't have a kitten until Rocko dies. He hates other cats. I mean hates. He goes nuts. He reverts to a wild animal and doesn't recognize me. Thanks though.
(Thu Apr 20, 2000 - 10:20:03 am)
Myk Murphy:
speaking of litigation, skunki's attorneys may be calling about the use of his likeness on the front of this website. he does not endorse this site, explicitly or implicitly. apparently, he's mad as hell. sneezi, on the other hand, loves this place.
(Thu Apr 20, 2000 - 10:21:14 am)
Myk Murphy:
regarding rocko: things can be arranged, wax. if skunki was to... say... pay a call on your cat friend...
(Thu Apr 20, 2000 - 10:23:26 am)
Chewing Wax:
All right. Ship her up here and we'll take a look. Make sure she's properly insured.
(Thu Apr 20, 2000 - 10:27:04 am)
Chewing Wax:
Skunky's likeness has now been removed from THE HOME PAGE and will never appear again.
(Thu Apr 20, 2000 - 10:28:27 am)
Cushca:
That's not true. I've just looked.
(Thu Apr 20, 2000 - 10:48:25 am)
Decoy:
If you did have another load shipped in, could you just blow wad into the bitch with a syringe? Or is that just jerking off?
(Thu Apr 20, 2000 - 10:49:17 am)
Decoy:
"Refresh" Cushca.
(Thu Apr 20, 2000 - 10:49:40 am)
Cushca:
You're all sick.
(Thu Apr 20, 2000 - 10:50:22 am)
Decoy:
...just blow THE wad into the bitch ...
(Thu Apr 20, 2000 - 10:50:45 am)
Decoy:
Sick? I don't get it.
(Thu Apr 20, 2000 - 10:51:26 am)
Chewing Wax:
First of all it costs $150 to have the sperm sent from the sperm bank and it comes in a liquid nitrogen tank, and the last time I played with liquid nitrogen, I froze and broke off two fingers. Then, because the previously frozen sperm is logey, it don't swim so good so you really need to get it straight into the uterus, which entails the use of a complicated and very expensive tool which they don't rent to just anyone you know. It's just not worth it.
(Thu Apr 20, 2000 - 10:54:11 am)
Decoy:
Roger roger.
(Thu Apr 20, 2000 - 11:08:59 am)
Dr GB:
Fausto thinks he's a dog. He catches things. He catches your leg if you walk past him.
(Thu Apr 20, 2000 - 11:09:04 am)
Decoy:
Does he have sperm?
(Thu Apr 20, 2000 - 11:13:14 am)
Decoy:
Wait, never mind.
(Thu Apr 20, 2000 - 11:13:31 am)
Chewing Wax:
Hello GB. Things quieting down?
(Thu Apr 20, 2000 - 11:13:47 am)
Chewing Wax:
Dexy's Midnight Runners, Come On Eileen in my head. Help
(Thu Apr 20, 2000 - 11:21:54 am)
Dr GB:
No, but thank you for asking. I finished work four hours and 22 minutes ago. Officially. And here I am. Joy.
(Thu Apr 20, 2000 - 11:24:24 am)
Decoy:
She's 28, 5 feet 8 inches tall, "quietly intelligent," and enjoys sports statistics, "The Simpsons," Mozart and the British rock band Oasis.
(Thu Apr 20, 2000 - 11:28:15 am)
:
An effervessing elephant with tiny eyes and great big trunk once whispered to the tiny ears, the ears of one inferior...
(Thu Apr 20, 2000 - 11:28:48 am)
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(Thu Apr 20, 2000 - 11:32:13 am)
Chewing Wax:
I know she's just a computer generated head, but I'm in love.
(Thu Apr 20, 2000 - 11:39:41 am)
Sleepy:
Come on Eileen, ta loo rah a...
(Thu Apr 20, 2000 - 11:43:24 am)
Chewing Wax:
Thank you
(Thu Apr 20, 2000 - 11:43:58 am)
Dr GB:
Hunger. Boredom. Shouldn't even be at work. It's all quite pants. Considering. However, I do have a craving for peanuts, and as luck would have it, a packet of peanuts right here.
(Thu Apr 20, 2000 - 11:46:33 am)